Susana - Adam & Eve Massage Parlour – Bristol

[akauya]

I was in Bristol on business for a day and had no idea of how much free time I would find to book prossies so I took details of some parlours.

The nearest for me was Adam & Eve’s and I managed to get there quite late at night (about 9pm).

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Despite their flashy website the place needs a bit of a makeover. It wasn’t a total mess but the place looked a bit dated.

I was welcomed (if welcome is the right word) by about 6 or 7 girls (can’t remember now as this happened a few weeks ago) and they asked me to choose a girl. Apart from one, none of the girls stood out in terms of looks.  Also, the only girls who looked remotely friendly were two black girls, who unfortunately weren’t to my liking. All the others looked a bit bored.

I decided to go for the prettiest of the bunch; Susana (Susan/Susie?) an olive skinned blonde (dyed) with a great body and fabulous knockers. She was Romanian (yes, I know).

Her service was perfunctory at best, oral was covered and sex only on mish. Can’t remember what excuse she gave for not even trying doggy. The only thing best to do in that situation is fuck her brains out, shoot and get out as soon as... which I did.

As usual with a lot of Romanian girls, she had a pretty face, great body and fantastic tits (that I managed to play with a little bit) but her general attitude was shit.

Cost £60 – which includes ‘two personal services’ and a free drink.

Would I return? If I’m in Bristol again and if I can’t book a well reviewed indie, possibly just because there are so many girls to chose from and I like variety. Who knows I may pick a good one next time.

Do I recommend? Only with the caveats above.

[sagapo]

Many thanks for the review, I have often wondered about this place whilst passing by.

I did notice on the link for their website provided in the review the pictures in the gallery of the girls look like some which advertise as independents I am pretty sure one of them looks like Paris B.

[akauya]

You're welcome.

I had the impression that the web designers nicked the pictures from somewhere else. None of the rooms or girls in that place looked anything like the photos on their website.

[Suicune]

Thanks for posting the review. Bristol has a large parlour scene, but comments on them seem to be relatively rare in this section!

I would rate this place as my worst by far. Creepy, dingy and dirty, with an overpowering smell of smoke. Also specialises in very loud advertising around the entrance ('Credit Crunch Deal', anyone?) which affords little to discretion. All that aside, it's very inexpensive and the Romanian lady I saw was quite pleasant and accommodating.

The chain of parlours dotted around the city which charge £70-80  for the half hour are expensive, but the reasonable majority of my experiences, particularly at the Bedminster establishments, have been positive. I find the experience of visiting a parlour far more comfortable when someone is acting as a receptionist and introducing the staff one-by-one, rather than at other places where you are awkwardly presented with a crowd.

[akauya]

I find the experience of visiting a parlour far more comfortable when someone is acting as a receptionist and introducing the staff one-by-one, rather than at other places where you are awkwardly presented with a crowd.

I agree with that comment. It was very awkward standing there ogling at all those women, most of them looking bored and few very eager. Makes you feel like a pervert but then again I can't be anything but a pervy bastard. I can imagine it must extremely awkward for them too.

I don't go to Bristol much, once in a blue moon really. I should have asked here for recommendations but I just didn't get the time. I will certainly ask if I'm going to visit Bristol again.

Thanks.

[Lz-129]

I agree with that comment. It was very awkward standing there ogling at all those women, most of them looking bored and few very eager. Makes you feel like a pervert but then again I can't be anything but a pervy bastard. I can imagine it must extremely awkward for them too.

Absolutely nothing like that Arizona knocking shop in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet then? I've often wondered what it would be like in reality! Thanks for the review, not sure I'll visit

[Cda1966]

You're welcome.

I had the impression that the web designers nicked the pictures from somewhere else. None of the rooms or girls in that place looked anything like the photos on their website.

One of the pictures on their website 2 of 6 is from Susana the best'a profile

[Cda1966]

One of the pictures on their website 2 of 6 is from Susana the best'a profile

Samantha the Best I mean

[puntertom786]

I was in Bristol on business for a day and had no idea of how much free time I would find to book prossies so I took details of some parlours.

The nearest for me was Adam & Eve’s and I managed to get there quite late at night (about 9pm).

External Link/Members Only

Despite their flashy website the place needs a bit of a makeover. It wasn’t a total mess but the place looked a bit dated.

I was welcomed (if welcome is the right word) by about 6 or 7 girls (can’t remember now as this happened a few weeks ago) and they asked me to choose a girl. Apart from one, none of the girls stood out in terms of looks.  Also, the only girls who looked remotely friendly were two black girls, who unfortunately weren’t to my liking. All the others looked a bit bored.

I decided to go for the prettiest of the bunch; Susana (Susan/Susie?) an olive skinned blonde (dyed) with a great body and fabulous knockers. She was Romanian (yes, I know).

Her service was perfunctory at best, oral was covered and sex only on mish. Can’t remember what excuse she gave for not even trying doggy. The only thing best to do in that situation is fuck her brains out, shoot and get out as soon as... which I did.

As usual with a lot of Romanian girls, she had a pretty face, great body and fantastic tits (that I managed to play with a little bit) but her general attitude was shit.

Cost £60 – which includes ‘two personal services’ and a free drink.

Would I return? If I’m in Bristol again and if I can’t book a well reviewed indie, possibly just because there are so many girls to chose from and I like variety. Who knows I may pick a good one next time.

Do I recommend? Only with the caveats above.

Wow..Glad to know that Susana is still working there. I saw here first time in early 2012. She is quite new to the profession back then. She was damn pretty. I saw her again in 2013 and she had some what lost her beauty this time. Also her attitude had changed drastically. She was asking more money for removing bra, touching her boobs etc etc..

There was another Romanian girl called 'Nicola' who used to work there. I saw her once in July' 2013. She was yound (21-23), short with nice skin. She was one of the best girls that I saw in my 4-5 Adam&Eve visits..