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Offline Boy

Browsing Wales, this profile text from "Queen of Evil 43" had me in stitches of laughter.  :lol:

https://www.adultwork.com/1166391

Here is a block of the best bits......

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Forget buying your pain in the ass girlfriend anything, fuck the whinging wife and brats. Spend your money on perfection and make your cock happy instead......Let's face it, you have needs, hopefully dark ones that need attending to. Complications like your wife/girlfriend and brats are of no consequence to me at all. I could give two shits about the leeches in your life. Fuck em.  What you need and want is someone to make you spunk so hard you can't feel your fucking legs. I offer debauchery and sin on a level you have never experienced. I adore making sick fucks even more disturbing then how I found them. If you want to push yourself not to the edge but completely over it then pick phone up now whores. I am your one stop ultimate dirty destination. If you have tedious things like limits and no go areas I am certainly not for you. But if you want to be a fucking abomination who can never quite look his family in the eye again then do ring :)

Here is a free intro movie she's attached.

http://92.48.193.40/AdultWorkIntros/Approved/2668.wmv

I wouldn't go anywhere near her (terrified), but she certainly knows how to create a profile  :P

Offline AnthG

That is honestly one of those profiles where you would book her regardless of how she looked. Its brilliant.

Then I looked at it and she does Bareback :( The one killer - literally.


Offline Jimmyredcab

That is honestly one of those profiles where you would book her regardless of how she looked. Its brilliant.

Then I looked at it and she does Bareback :( The one killer - literally.

She is rough as old boots, no surprise you would book her.    :rolleyes:

Offline Boy

Then I looked at it and she does Bareback :( The one killer - literally.

Remember her conditions of service, AnthG  :sarcastic:

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If you have tedious things like limits and no go areas I am certainly not for you.

But if you want to be a fucking abomination who can never quite look his family in the eye again then do ring

 :crazy:

she only does phone & cam so all her likes will be ticked so appeals to more folk, she is american, used to work for the same sexline companies

Offline Matium

she only does phone & cam so all her likes will be ticked so appeals to more folk, she is american, used to work for the same sexline companies

That's true.

If you look at her ratings, you'll see that she has no ratings or feedback as an escort whatsoever.

Of course, she can be hilarious when she's always behind a screen.

That's true.

If you look at her ratings, you'll see that she has no ratings or feedback as an escort whatsoever.

Of course, she can be hilarious when she's always behind a screen.

she did try escorting under a different profile name but was more interested in domme bookings


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