Dress Code for Punting

[akakol99]

This topic always made me curious. what should I wear for punting. I normally wear tucked college shirt & a pair of jeans.
What about you guys.

[denneboom]

That's very similar to what I wear. Shirt & Jeans.

[Anadin]

Whatever is clean.

[foreverandever]

Same as, but in warm weather I tend to just turn up in a t shirt, flip flops and shorts(with no duds underneath) for easy access and disposal!

[sublimetoridiculous]

Don't think it matters, as long as you and the clothes are clean.

[Sureshot]

I normally make an effort to look presentable but no point going over the top.  Whatever i'm wearing is normally on the floor within minutes!

[johnnyboy61]

This topic always made me curious. what should I wear for punting. I normally wear tucked college shirt & a pair of jeans.
What about you guys.

It's not a date, they couldn't give a flying fuck what you wear, and for most of the meet you'll be in your birthday suit anyway. Just arrive clean and presentable so that things get off on the right foot.

[Oberyn1]

How about this? 

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[vw]

Something with pockets so your not turning up on the doorstep cash in hand might be an idea.  If your going to the arse end of town where most don't work wouldn't wear a suit as you will stick out like a sore thumb.

And once in Liverpool I got some verbal from the local skally kids for being an undercover bizzy (Policeman) because my boots were to shiny.

[akakol99]

How about this? 

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Mate, how long you need for undressing & then putting it on 

[Sir Lance-a-lot]

I never wear anything for punting, I'm always naked during a punt.

Going to and from the punt, I wear clothes.  That way I don't get arrested, and I have pockets for carrying stuff.

Perhaps you're over-thinking this a little?

[LastManCumings]

Most of my punts are between business meetings, so the dress code is a notch below business formal; which means I take off my tie and sometimes my jacket (depending upon the weather) at put it away in my desk at work

[anyfucker]

dinner jacket

[johnnyboy61]

Mankini?

[Captain Fuzzyduck]

I'm a bit paranoid about being recognised in the street, so I sometimes wear my Mr Blobby costume.

[anonyorks]

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I like to keep it low key

[johnnyboy61]

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I like to keep it low key

Fuck, just spat my coffee out over my lap laughing!

[Matty24579]

Fuck, just spat my coffee out over my lap laughing!

Lol

[Matty24579]

The last few days as it's been very warm I have worn shorts and t-shirts but arrived clean

[frankc]

I always punt during the  working day , I'm lucky I can disappear for a couple of hours without notice, so I'm always in my smart business clothes, minus the tie.......it also means I'm getting paid my hourly rate while I'm shagging some fit young girl.........RESULT

[regular_guy]

I always go in between meetings so always a suit,  this will sound dumb,  but it never occurred to me to do it in "my time" as opposed to "work time"

[Cuntminion]

Tonight will be

Fingerless gloves, combats, steel toe capped boots and shirt jacket

It's gig time

[MancSean]

Tonight will be

Fingerless gloves, combats, steel toe capped boots and shirt jacket

It's gig time

Gloves and boots in July you doing a job once you shagged your tart?

[badsin]

This topic always made me curious. what should I wear for punting. I normally wear tucked college shirt & a pair of jeans.
What about you guys.

Jeans & smart sweat top or t-shirt currently. I would just say casual I suppose.
However, more importantly, imho is to be freshly washed and smell clean - even if you plan on being filthy

[closeshave]

a condom

[jackthelad]

a condom

 

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[willbred]

I always go in between meetings so always a suit,  this will sound dumb,  but it never occurred to me to do it in "my time" as opposed to "work time"

Not dumb at all. I sometimes claimed the mileage via expenses if en route a meeting

[Blackpool Rock]

SAS Combats so I can get in and out without being seen 

[Type_O_Negative]

SAS Combats so I can get in and out without being seen 

Invisibility cloak would be better 

[Ali Katt]

Same as, but in warm weather I tend to just turn up in a t shirt, flip flops and shorts(with no duds underneath) for easy access and disposal!

Your bollocks must be swinging like the pendulums in Big Ben.

[the bloody butterfly]

whatever is comfortable/appropriate at the time. Your clothes are likely to spend 90% of the time on the floor in a heap.

[purple_t]

I just wear what I like... if your clothes are clean and you look presentable that's good enough. I wouldn't recommend turning up in a three-piece suit necessarily

[threechilliman]

whatever is comfortable/appropriate at the time. Your clothes are likely to spend 90% of the time on the floor in a heap.

+1. 120% if I can get away with it.

tcm

[Northerndave666]

Adopt the snooker player rules. Afternoon sessions allow tie or even open collar short, however Evening sessions demand Waistcoat and mandatory bow-tie

[carefree]

Have I read that right?

Dress code for punting???

How many more times, THEY DONT FUCKING CARE

It's our money they care about, not what threads we wear, some of you overthink this game

[Boundless]

whatever is comfortable/appropriate at the time. Your clothes are likely to spend 90% of the time on the floor in a heap.

While we're on the subject - why the fuck don't prossies provide a chair or something to put your clothes on?
It's always on the fucking floor.

[NottsNylonLuvr]

I find socks & sandals to be a good ice breaker.

[PLeisure]

While we're on the subject - why the fuck don't prossies provide a chair or something to put your clothes on?
It's always on the fucking floor.

Way too civilised 
Clothes should be a messy pile strewn across the floor in that moment of frenzied fucking 

[spiderwebber]

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[johnnyboy61]

Way too civilised 
Clothes should be a messy pile strewn across the floor in that moment of frenzied fucking 

One recently retired NW London prossie would always pick your clothes off the floor and neatly fold them for you putting them on the chair. Either a bit of class or possibly a touch of OCD.

[PLeisure]

One recently retired NW London prossie would always pick your clothes off the floor and neatly fold them for you putting them on the chair. Either a bit of class or possibly a touch of OCD.

Maternal instinct ??  #messyboys

[RedKettle]

I often used to be wearing a suit because of work but once or twice in dodgy areas it felt like it had a target on the back, always casual now.

[johnnyboy61]

Maternal instinct ??  #messyboys

Yes, you're probably right. She was a young MILF, but one of the hottest girls in the area.

[Captain Fuzzyduck]

Sometimes I just like to dress for my age. The girls find it a huge turn on when I produce my Werthers Originals from my cardigan pocket.

[PLeisure]

Sometimes I just like to dress for my age. The girls find it a huge turn on when I produce my Werthers Originals from my cardigan pocket.

Quality will out. Everytime 

[PLeisure]

She was a young MILF, but one of the hottest girls in the area.

#This, plus civvy girls on the streets in a heatwave     

[threechilliman]

One recently retired NW London prossie would always pick your clothes off the floor and neatly fold them for you putting them on the chair. Either a bit of class or possibly a touch of OCD.

Yes, one of my regs does this for me, hanging my jacket, folding trousers and so on. Makes me feel like a small boy. And then we move in to sex....

tcm

[Bestway]

My batman outfit or just a raincoat

[Blackpool Rock]

Sometimes I just like to dress for my age. The girls find it a huge turn on when I produce my Werthers Originals from my cardigan pocket.

Everyone likes sucking a Werthers 

[cueball]

Everyone likes sucking a Werthers 

On that note I'll pm admin to see if I can change my nic