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Author Topic: What's all this shite with anal?  (Read 7309 times)

Offline cueball

I've bummed lasses in punts and civvie, it's the look that's more erotic than the act, it's like getting your cock through a key hole, tight on the way in but with a big room at the other side.

An ex bird of mine used to like it up the bumfer when she was full of lager, can't ever remember any chocolate on my cock (used to wash straight away after though), I've had some chocolate on my rubber over coat whilst bumfer podging in punting.

Biggest concern for me is torn jacket whilst up the wrong un punting, not something I do regularly these days, I prefer the easy pink than the tight brown.

Offline Andre 3000

Would never ever do anal with a WG. As doing it with a condom on is pointless imo.

Then we have the mindset you and your partner have to be in to do it to any measure of actual pleasure. If a woman is tense it won't work. Which is why I suspect most WG make up excuses about why they can't.

I've had a fair bit of anal fun with the missus and a few flings. Actually cumming in a woman's ass is such an intense feeling.

Offline mh

One of my main reasons for starting meets was to try anal, it was the one thing I was wanting to do

Yep, me too. Had anal on my first ever punt, it was horny and felt even better than I had expected. I've had it on about half my punts, some have been absolutely exquisite, some less worthwhile. Still something I look out for as a preferred option but lack of it not a deal breaker.

I've rarely seen any sign of shit and even then only the color, no actual shit. The best WGs are clean before, during and after anal.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2015, 10:59:26 AM by mh »

Out of half dozens times I've done it, I have had a dirty dick twice, once I got a wiff on an outward stroke and just solderied on... the second time she had one of those useless tiny pillows under her arse so I could take her in missionary... did the deed and I pulled my cock out, it fell onto said cushion leaving a slimy shitty lube stain....ops...quickly turned cushion over and avoided contact from that point on...

Quite like it but think its more in the head, once your in, its not as good as a nice pussy...its like there is nothing on the other side..

theGOAT

Out of half dozens times I've done it, I have had a dirty dick twice, once I got a wiff on an outward stroke and just solderied on... the second time she had one of those useless tiny pillows under her arse so I could take her in missionary... did the deed and I pulled my cock out, it fell onto said cushion leaving a slimy shitty lube stain....ops...quickly turned cushion over and avoided contact from that point on...

Quite like it but think its more in the head, once your in, its not as good as a nice pussy...its like there is nothing on the other side..
:lol: very funny flybynight :lol:  Got this off urban slang:-
The Landshark: "The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark), and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass."

Cheers!  :drinks:

Offline JasonP

Thought I'd resurrect this thread as I 'm toying with the idea of getting back into the bum hole scene after a brief moment of nostalgia thinking back to my first time at it. Several years ago at a parlour in Exeter and a prossie whose name I can't remember. Long before AW was invented. The owner was an old ex prossie called Angie and ran a pretty good outfit. Always at least three in the place and mostly young and attractive. They used to do a circuit around Torquay and Exmouth.
This prossie charged an extra £10 for anal on top of the £40 from memory. The most memorable thing was that I spunked after a couple of strokes. It got me on the anal path for a while but back then nearly all the prossies were hairy and an anal lover was hard to come by. Kept an eye out for my cherry taker but never saw her again.
Had a few since then and reckon Charlienymph in Plymouth was the best but she's not on the scene anymore.
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I have experienced a "shit the bed" moment after some anal. It wasnt really 'shit' it was just a brown messy liquid, but on white sheets (in a hotel no less) it looked bad.

It was the second time we had done 'A' (the first time watching the movie Jaws, lol) and since then never had a problem

The girl I was with proceeded to take a picture of the bed with her phone and laughed the whole thing off, making the whole experience not as bad as it sounds on paper.

« Last Edit: January 27, 2016, 06:22:36 PM by bonsey »

Offline Sonny Crockett

Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.
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Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.

Same here Sonny. Nothing as good as shagging a curvy bum. I like to start off in her bum, take a detour in her pussy and finish off in her mouth  :D Unfortunately very few girls offer it at no extra cost.

theGOAT

Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.
Its my favourite service too and always search for it.  Butt if I cant find someone suitable I can get by without it. 

The girl has to be young and pretty too so not always easy to find.

I'll be going through yours and Pebble's positive reviews and updating the HL  :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: January 27, 2016, 09:57:41 PM by theGOAT »

Offline Sonny Crockett

Same here Sonny. Nothing as good as shagging a curvy bum. I like to start off in her bum, take a detour in her pussy and finish off in her mouth  :D Unfortunately very few girls offer it at no extra cost.

+1

Too true..... Most would just charge for this wonderful, pleasurable service!!!
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Offline MrClive

Anal is my favourite service with a WG. Done it in virtually all punts I've embarked on. I could never do a punt without anal. Nothing better that fucking a lady's shitter.

Disagree. I have no intention of ever trying it and find the whole idea disgusting.

I suppose it's like marmite. You either love it or hate it. One WG told me unlike vaginal sex, most girls can feel your whole length in anal sex. I don't know the biology behind this but reckon it might have to do with nerve endings or something. Anyway with the right girl, anal can be more mutually pleasurable than vaginal sex.

Offline Hydrant

Like to see it in porn, like the build up to doing it for real, but for me the physical sensation of bum fun is far inferior to pussy sex. Which is a shame, because I also like a bit of TV/TS action now and then, and if you go down that road the back door is the only option. The only time i pulled out to find a shitty condom was with a shemale but that was a spur-of-the-moment civilian encounter that gave the girl no time to prepare. TS hookers are always clean.

TS hookers are always clean.

What a load of bollox, can you guarantee that ?  We all shit even TS men !

Fair play to you Hydrant. I have never been with a TS and have no intentions of ever doing so. I do find it wrong  that some of them on AW claim to be women and mislead punters. There's definitely a market for TSs so don't understand why some try to hide it.

Offline Hydrant

>>We all shit even TS men !

But we don't all have an enema before meeting someone for sex.

>>We all shit even TS men !

But we don't all have an enema before meeting someone for sex.

And every TS does, you can guarantee they all do then ?  No !

So your initial "TS hookers are always clean." is bullshit then.

Offline Hydrant

>> There's definitely a market for TSs so don't understand why some try to hide it.

I agree they should be honest but I think the market for post-op WGs is very limited. In my case, the ideal is a chick with a dick, not a chick who used to have a dick.

In my case, the ideal is a chick with a dick, not a chick who used to have a dick.

Realistically, it's a dude with boobs.

Also, on my TDL  :rolleyes:

Realistically, it's a dude with boobs.

Also, on my TDL  :rolleyes:


Oi, do you mind.  My father has boobs. Please God, nobody put a review up of their time with him.  :crazy:

Dare I say that of three times now I've had a shitty condom they have all been with a different TS, all Asian strangely enough.. I think the key is not to pull out too much and when changing position try and keep it in so you don't see your brown bell end.. God its making me sick just writing this...

Offline vt

I guess that's why they call it Nudge the Fudge!!   :D

Offline Hydrant

I guess that's why they call it Nudge the Fudge!!   :D

Or uphill gardening.

Offline davidgood

If you go off road you have to expect a bit of mud and shit, but it is good fun.

And most girls who really like it make the effort for it not to be shitty.

Regards,

davidgood


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