May/June 2015
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I've noticed some fellow members recently commenting on how hard it's recently been to book escorts. I thought they may have been exaggerating! How wrong I was!
I had a very very good year of punting in 2014 - 2015 has been the antithesis.
Due to a change at my workplace, I am now left with very little precious free time. Therefore, I actually have to book the day or afternoon off to punt. Booking in advance shouldn't be a problem but recently I've had so many girls going incommunicado the day before or cancelling on the day, leaving me totally frustrated at the waste of my time.
Trying to book plan B,C or D etc., or even a new girl on the day is nigh on impossible.
My exasperation has led me back to West End massage parlours. I gave up on these last year because I got bored of haggling with cockadillapigs over the HJ.
Finally to my review, after walking from a few establishments, I met Eva at Simply Relax on Brewer Street. She was sitting with the receptionist as I inquired about a massage, I was more than happy when I learnt that she would be the one giving me a massage.
Eva is a good looking chunky Chinese girl - not fat, big boobs, hips, more of a European figure. She was also very talkative and spoke excellent English albeit accented - when I used to go for massages, I rarely had a conversation with the masseuse as they usually couldn't speak English or were as miserable as sin. Eva was fun to converse with and quite cheeky, whilst her massage skills were poor, her hands never strayed too far from my bum or inner thighs. After 10 minutes of banter, I turned to my side to reveal my hard-on, Eva immediately gave it a quick tug, telling me that I was a naughty boy. I replied that I wanted to fuck her, she said she didn't do that as she was a good girl but she would get her tits out for £40, fully naked for another £40, let me touch her for another £40 and a HJ would be yet another £40. I told her I'd give her a ton for all of the above, she agreed!
Eva got naked. Great body, natural tits, big arse, trimmed pussy. I was lying on my back, whilst she rubbed her hands down from my chest to my groin. Without asking, she kissed me on the lips(no tongues unfortunately) and I cupped her breasts as she wanked me off. I didn't want to come yet, so I sat up and started to rub her pussy, she was already wet, so I tried my luck and stuck a finger in. I then stood up so we were face to face, kissing(still no tongues) as I fingered her. I maneuvered her around so she was now sitting on the table and I could go down on her - which she seemed to love. When she came, we both sat on the table, facing each other, where I allowed myself to cum whilst kissing and gently fingering her.
Luckily I was in one of the rooms with a shower, so we had a nice shower together, before I left.
Total price paid - £150.
A few weeks later I was let down again, so i returned to Simply Relax, where I met Sophie.
Sophie was also Chinese but much more petite than Eva, her English was not quite as good, but her massage skills were far superior. After an excellent medium massage(if that was medium, I wouldn't be able to handle her hard massage), she asked about extras. I told her that I'd like to fuck her, she said she didn't do that but would do Body to body for an additional £150, I said that was much too much and we agreed upon £100.
As I said, Sophie is smaller than Eva, pretty, small boobs with long nipples and a shaved pussy. I was still on my back, the first thing she did was place a nipple in my mouth as she sat astride my chest, grinding her pussy. She then leant forward, clamping her thighs around my cock and began to slowly wank me off with them. I grabbed her arse, circling a finger around her anus. Kissing was light. I didn't want to cum yet, so I got her to lie down on her back and massaged her boobs, working my way down to her pussy, she didn't allow me to finger her but I was allowed DATY! Sophie finished me off with an expert HJ, rhythmically changing speeds, keeping me on the edge. She brought her face really close to my cock and gently blew on it until I was ready to cum. I told her this but she wasn't quick enough, resulting in an unexpected but gratifying facial. She laughed it off. This room also had a shower, which we shared, although Sophie was more methodical than erotic, giving me a thorough scrubbing.
Total price paid - £150.
Whilst I really enjoyed these 2 sessions, I really can't recommend what I paid, especially with all the walk-ups nearby, which unfortunately I have a mental block and my little chap won't respond to them.
Next time I get blown out, I think I'll quickly rub one out before I can contemplate a massage and save the money for another punt.
