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Author Topic: When a woman is a man  (Read 9716 times)


So...was the sex any good or what?

Offline comaminion

Guess your on a mobile device then.

Genius

Figure out the meaning of life please whilst your on a roll
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline anyfucker

It would be difficult to prove it (I might do a thread) - However it's much more entertaining to call a punter out on his positive review after the fact  :lol:
pumps, you gloating bar steward  :cool:
i clearly need your sherlock/spidey senses, or try harder to learn not to punt at short notice with a great urge, keep calm and wank or something.

Hi all, I can't ask him/her what sex they were when they were born as I've no intention of going anywhere near them again. The nipples weren't nipples like we know them they were just like a bit of skin puckered up, I'm 60 and never seen anything like them. There wasn't any sign of any piss flaps, weird I've never seen anything like it.no sign of a clit and when I put my finger in it just didn't feel right. Snake

60 yet you write like a teenager.

If it's true then I feel for you. One hell of a B&S.

Hi, Seeking the Truth, I only feel like a teenager. Snake

Offline pumps

Hi, Seeking the Truth, I only feel like a teenager. Snake

I don't think you need any clarification at 60 years old you must know your way around a womans body by now and know enough to know when something just isn't  right...

Offline pumps

pumps, you gloating bar steward  :cool:
i clearly need your sherlock/spidey senses, or try harder to learn not to punt at short notice with a great urge, keep calm and wank or something.

I can help you.

But you did enjoy yourself....you only back tracked because I called you out ;-)

Offline anyfucker

I can help you.

But you did enjoy yourself....you only back tracked because I called you out ;-)
yes, i did enjoy it at the time, was completely fooled & am not really back tracking now just agreeing with you and the pics, it was almost certainly a guy.
What's done is done and knowing what i know now i would not go back no matter how horny i felt, have blacklisted "her" so should not even come up in a search.
Anyway two things ticked that were not even on my bucket list, a Romanian and a bloke  :D
i see "she" has  added a new pic so maybe reading this?
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 10:36:56 AM by anyfucker »

Offline TheBSG

I got caught out with this TS

https://www.adultwork.com/759220

Felt pretty grim at first but, as others have said, I had a good punt, didn't know at the time and if I hadn't seen here that she was a TS I would have gone through rest of my life oblivious so no point worrying about it.

That said, if I hadn't found out on here I may well have gone back for a second punt so not sureif ignorance is bliss or not!
« Last Edit: July 15, 2015, 10:57:51 AM by TheBSG »


3 review(s) found for sarakate linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline pumps

yes, i did enjoy it at the time, was completely fooled & am not really back tracking now just agreeing with you and the pics, it was almost certainly a guy.
What's done is done and knowing what i know now i would not go back no matter how horny i felt, have blacklisted "her" so should not even come up in a search.
Anyway two things ticked that were not even on my bucket list, a Romanian and a bloke  :D
i see "she" has  added a new pic so maybe reading this?


Okay, next one on your bucket list is a pre op ts, Then a fella -- you might aswell go for a full house!


Yes she may well be reading this, as you say she has changed her picture, to the most feminine  looking photo she has.....doesn't change anything though hahaha it'll just sucker  more punters into her dimly lit love den

Offline anyfucker

I got caught out with this TS

https://www.adultwork.com/759220

Felt pretty grim at first but, as others have said, I had a good punt, didn't know at the time and if I hadn't seen here that she was a TS I would have gone through rest of my life oblivious so no point worrying about it.

That said, if I hadn't found out on here I may well have gone back for a second punt so not sureif ignorance is bliss or not!
Well done for 'fessing up, you didn't have to, pumps "enlightened" me and others.
At least i now have done something more unusual than most punters on here   .......     or do I ??? who else wants to 'fess up


3 review(s) found for sarakate linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline JimmySW

I got caught out with this TS

https://www.adultwork.com/759220

Felt pretty grim at first but, as others have said, I had a good punt, didn't know at the time and if I hadn't seen here that she was a TS I would have gone through rest of my life oblivious so no point worrying about it.

That said, if I hadn't found out on here I may well have gone back for a second punt so not sureif ignorance is bliss or not!

Well the profile had me fooled!


3 review(s) found for sarakate linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline pumps

Well the profile had me fooled!

 :crazy:




Look at that fucking neck built like a horse!




Yes your right Yorkie, I went to the same address as in the second link you put up, fucking hell I feel really sick now, can't believe I've shagged a bloke, Snake

Offline anyfucker

don't worry about it mate, what's done is done and you're still the same snake you were before.
Do what i did and go see a few UKP darlings   :yahoo:

Caitlyn Jenner is making the news on it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3162690/Khloe-Kardashian-wears-daring-caged-stands-Caitlyn-Jenner-ESPYs-revealed-took-news-transition-hardest.html

Offline cognito

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-swap-lorry-drivers-relationship-1699232
Sounds like she/he is quite an unsavoury character with lots of issues :thumbsdown:. Consider yourself lucky for getting away unscathed. Having a good punt was probably a bonus in the circumstances :D.

Offline BP96

Please do report it to AW snake so others aren't caught out like you were..

Offline finn5555

Yes your right Yorkie, I went to the same address as in the second link you put up, fucking hell I feel really sick now, can't believe I've shagged a bloke, Snake

Don't worry you are not gay..... Yet  :sarcastic:

Offline Daffodil

Yes your right Yorkie, I went to the same address as in the second link you put up, fucking hell I feel really sick now, can't believe I've shagged a bloke, Snake

Ha and an ex coal miner! This thread is hilarious  :lol:

Unlucky snake

Offline Ali Katt


Offline pumps

Never doubt pumps. He knows all on this topic.

Offline anyfucker

Never doubt pumps. He knows all on this topic.
pumps old chap, you didn't tell me you had lots of experience with TS "this topic"  do tell your tales


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