Berlin day 1

[Steve2]

Www.anni-Porsche.de

Predictable I know but a couple of new girls who were good and some of the regular faces.

Good VFM at 78 euros including drinks and food

Stayed for 7 hours and a great chilled out start to the trip

Tomorrow is a whole different experience but I am sure I will cope

 

[Steve2]

Just bailed out after nearly 7 hours at Insomnia

Very quiet as in not many (25) guys but 10 "professionals", 6 couples and 2 single girls

A total fuckfest. Highlights were throat fucking one girl for ages, one girl taking allcomers multiple times and having more orgasms than I have had hot dinners!!

Girls laying on the beds and guys not interested or not able

Food was good too

Just another day in Berlin 

[Steely Dan]

Great review.  Glad i read it -i though Insomnia was an evening place but it seems the 7 hours was during the day is that right?

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Excellent.

Good to see you are wasting no time in sampling Berlin's delights Steve 

[Steve2]

Yes on Thursdays from 2pm till late, maybe 2am

Thanks Mr B. Looking forward to today after a good nights sleep.

[Steve2]

I forgot to add yesterday's bit of culture. Thanks to Wanking I had a look in KaDeWe, a cross between Harrods and a Dubai shopping mall. A coffee in there with a piece of very nice cake cost almost as much as a visit to Insomnia.

The final bit of "culture" found me wandering around Kurfustenstrasse watching the street girls plying their trade

Off to Airport Girls now for a serious cultural experience with choccy bickies at the ready 

[tantric talents]

Thanks for the review.
I noticed that they have a Facebook page but from the first welcome photo I think Assbook Might be more appropriate ?
I think it's time an overseas or travel review section was introduced?
Admin please? 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Hope the choccy bickies bring the desired rewards Steve 

[Wanking]

Good reports Steve..

After checking the line up on their site External Link/Members Only I see some of the old nymph house ladies were back in insomnia.

German MILFs Lara, Mandee and Spacy. I have had the pleasure of these 3 over the years. They used to do BBBJ and welcomed licking.

I can just about suffer condoms for fucking but covered BJs and No licking leaves me very cold..

Any update on the BBBJ and DATY situation Steve?

[Steve2]

Spacy was the one I throatfucked BBBJ. Pretty much a total submissive who wanted my hand round her throat too

Most of the "professionals" only wanted to do covered BJ's

There were 2 other MILFs there that I hadn't seen before so maybe they are the other 2



Day 3

I'm not quite sure how I survived today

It was mayhem at Airport Girls

We were under pressure from the start

11 girls and just 5 guys

121's, 3 somes, and even a 4 some. These girls know exactly what they want and tried hard to get it

By 3pm I was glad to escape to the airport

At least 3 of them would make serious money at Spearmint Rhino for their pole dancing skills and their looks

[kevin]

OMG 11 girls and just 5 guys... Looks like great hunt for you...

[Snake93]

Steve, WanKing and Jerboa.  Many thanks for your posts and helpful information.  I'm looking into heading to Berlin late July/ early August.  Going to give the UK scene a break and make the best of being in Europe before heading back to the convent otherwise known as the USA.  I love my home, but it's absolute shit for punting!!!

[keysersoze]

Hi Steve2. Thanks for the entertaining trip report. Quick question on insomnia. Just had a look at their website and there are loads of photos of attendees. Are photos always taken of patrons inside or can you opt of getting your photo taken. Just worried about privacy due to being married and hopefully trying to avoid a costly divorce!!!

[Steve2]

Hi Steve2. Thanks for the entertaining trip report. Quick question on insomnia. Just had a look at their website and there are loads of photos of attendees. Are photos always taken of patrons inside or can you opt of getting your photo taken. Just worried about privacy due to being married and hopefully trying to avoid a costly divorce!!!

I think they take photos at the fetish nights but I have not seen any photographs taken at the Thursday gangbang

[Snake93]

Hello guys,

Will be in Germany from 21 July through to the 29th and I'm trying to find some info on Insomnia.  I understand that Thursday is the day to go, but the one Thursday I am there, I will be attending Saskia Farell's birthday party in Kaarst: External Link/Members Only  (Travelling to Berlin the next day)..

Question here is do you think any of the other events at Insomnia are worth attending as a single guy?  Was thinking about going on Tuesday: External Link/Members Only

If it's not worth it, I will probably double up on ERW or AP not sure yet.

Final question.  Has anyone been to one of the Swingeroase Saturday parties?  Again, shit organizing as it looks like Wednesday is the day to go for the Mega Gangbang, but such is life.

Text from Swingeroase via BerlinIntm:

Every last Saturday of the month "Affordable & Horny Party" with price discount for Men Not provide it to you sometimes asked why at the end of the money so much month left? Every last Saturday of the month to receive the lords of creation a price discount. We expect again a lot of couples and single ladies who one or the other attractive men certainly do not want to miss. In good spirits, crackling erotic and dance with foreign bare skin or private partners, not the spacious playrooms or luxury Spa Jacuzzi will surely remain unused. Find yourself in number with us and experience the probably hottest party night of the city !!!

From 22 clock you can you use our super delicious breakfast, which leaves no wish unfulfilled.

Since we are open 24 hours a day, of course, can be a visit at any time, also worth 18 clock.

Anyway, itinerary looks like this at the moment:

Saturday - Swingeroase (Annie Porsche as back up)

Sunday - Off

Monday - ERW

Tuesday - Insomnia (Or back to ERW if Monday turns out to be amazing)

Wednesday - Airport girls (Then off to catch 6PM flight to Gatwick)

Any advice, comments or feedback on the above itinerary is more than welcome (very much appreciated actually).  In return, I will do my best to document my experiences.

Thanks in advance!!

[Steve2]

Thursday is the ONLY day to go to Insomnia. Apparently Sunday is a similar theme BUT a lot quieter. The other days are more aimed at the fetish scene and couples

Swingeroase's idea of a "MEGA GANGBANG" is 1 girl who sits in the bar drinking with occasional visits to the bed. The girls change mid-afternoon. I have only been there on a Wednesday and it was very hit and miss

Anni Porsche has always delivered

ERW can apparently get very busy, especially at the weekends

Check out External Link/Members Only  for other gangbang events

[adindas]

Steve2
Are you sure about Sunday GB party in Indomnia ???
AFAIK Sunday is only a swinger event. You could see from their schedule here
External Link/Members Only

e.g. 19.07, 26.07, 02.08, 09.08, 16.08, 23.08, etc every Sunday it is only "Swingin' Party shown in the schedule.

What you probably mean is Saturday, e.g Satursay Nigt Fuck (SNF), which is available every first Sartuday in the month ...

Thursday is the ONLY day to go to Insomnia. Apparently Sunday is a similar theme BUT a lot quieter. The other days are more aimed at the fetish scene and couples

Swingeroase's idea of a "MEGA GANGBANG" is 1 girl who sits in the bar drinking with occasional visits to the bed. The girls change mid-afternoon. I have only been there on a Wednesday and it was very hit and miss

Anni Porsche has always delivered

ERW can apparently get very busy, especially at the weekends

Check out External Link/Members Only  for other gangbang events

[Snake93]

Very helpful guys.  Will give Insomnia a miss and split my time between Annie Porsche, Airport girls and ERB.  Thanks! 

[Steve2]

Steve2
Are you sure about Sunday GB party in Indomnia ???
AFAIK Sunday is only a swinger event. You could see from their schedule here
External Link/Members Only

e.g. 19.07, 26.07, 02.08, 09.08, 16.08, 23.08, etc every Sunday it is only "Swingin' Party shown in the schedule.

What you probably mean is Saturday, e.g Satursay Nigt Fuck (SNF), which is available every first Sartuday in the month ...

No as far as I know they have some "professionals" on a Sunday night too but I haven't been. Just from conversation with a guy there last week.

[Wanking]

Sunday and Tuesday are similar. Couple of hired in women, 75 euro entry, no food but full bar. Expect a few couples, maybe a single lady or two.

BTW there is a great fried chicken joint down the road about 100 meters from Insomnia in the direction of Templehof s-bahn station. The club will let you leave for an hour, and return without paying in again. Handy if its a bit slow in the club, and you are feeling peckish.

[adindas]

Sunday and Tuesday are similar. Couple of hired in women, 75 euro entry, no food but full bar. Expect a few couples, maybe a single lady or two.

BTW there is a great fried chicken joint down the road about 100 meters from Insomnia in the direction of Templehof s-bahn station. The club will let you leave for an hour, and return without paying in again. Handy if its a bit slow in the club, and you are feeling peckish.

Is the number of House girls on Tuesday and Sunday party (hired professionals) the same with the one in Thursday GB party ???

I get quite confused here why on the schedule it is called Swingin' Sunday  

[Wanking]

Tuesday and Sunday, usually 2 hired in women.

Thursday, around 8 hired in women..

[adindas]

Tuesday and Sunday, usually 2 hired in women.

Thursday, around 8 hired in women..

Well Tuesday and Sunday are not not good then

[Steve2]

Well Tuesday and Sunday are not not good then

2 good ones are better than 10 bad ones. It depends how many couples turn up to add to the mix and how many guys

[clint1983]

Just bailed out after nearly 7 hours at Insomnia

Very quiet as in not many (25) guys but 10 "professionals", 6 couples and 2 single girls

A total fuckfest. Highlights were throat fucking one girl for ages, one girl taking allcomers multiple times and having more orgasms than I have had hot dinners!!

Girls laying on the beds and guys not interested or not able

Food was good too

Just another day in Berlin 

Hi Steve. I was wondering how the dresscode is in Insomnia on thursday gang bangs. I'm not into that whole scene with latex clothing and such, so it would be great to know how far out there you have to be to get in. Can i get in wearing jeans and a t-shirt on thursdays but not on other days, or is it the same thing every time?

I have another question by the way...  I have been to erlebniswohnung before and had a great time there, though there were a lot of guys per girl. How is Anni Porsche? I have heard that it's not the same there, that the girls aren't very keen, very few speak english and that it's more of a party scene with more talk than actual sex. Is that right?

Would be great to get your input as i leave in a couple of days!

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Hi Steve. I was wondering how the dresscode is in Insomnia on thursday gang bangs. I'm not into that whole scene with latex clothing and such, so it would be great to know how far out there you have to be to get in. Can i get in wearing jeans and a t-shirt on thursdays but not on other days, or is it the same thing every time?

I have another question by the way...  I have been to erlebniswohnung before and had a great time there, though there were a lot of guys per girl. How is Anni Porsche? I have heard that it's not the same there, that the girls aren't very keen, very few speak english and that it's more of a party scene with more talk than actual sex. Is that right?

Would be great to get your input as i leave in a couple of days!

Steve2 kindly escorted me there last week  , so I think the least I can do is answer your question on his behalf.

You can enter Insomnia anyway you like. You will be asked to change at Reception. The most minimal acceptable dress code once changed is black boxers, which is what I wore. Others were dressed in more elaborate fetish gear! Most guys were in black boxers though.

Anni Porsche has something like 10-12 girls on duty for their 11am - 11pm duties, alternating in 2 hour rolling shifts, with rarely more than 2 girls on duty at any one time. A number of the girls are Bulgarian, even if Turkish looking. Ratio's when I have been there (twice) have never exceeded 4M:1F, but it's pot luck at any time of the day as to what you may experience. On average I would say it's probably around 3M:1F. You may be surprised and get a female swinger added to the equation too - I did last time  .

In terms of speaking English, most girls can manage a little and Tina and Anni's English is very good. There is definitely more sex than talking in my experience. Once on the bed, the girls are usually well attended to by means of intercourse rather than discourse  .

Suggest you search the Europe board here, or "Insmonia", "Anni Porsche" for further details.

Hope this helps.

 

[Steve2]

Thanks Mr B

Nothing more to add

 

[clint1983]

Thanks guys, then AP and Insomnia on a thursday is definitely on my list for the upcomming trip. As long as i don't have to wear a black mankini with spikes or something, it's all godd as far as I'm concerned  Also thinking about paying another visit to Erlebniswohnung, see what Caligula is about and round it all off by a few hours before my return flight with a few Airport Girls.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Thanks guys, then AP and Insomnia on a thursday is definitely on my list for the upcomming trip. As long as i don't have to wear a black mankini with spikes or something, it's all godd as far as I'm concerned  Also thinking about paying another visit to Erlebniswohnung, see what Caligula is about and round it all off by a few hours before my return flight with a few Airport Girls.

Sounds like you have a formulated plan  . Hope you enjoy. I'm sure you will.

[geek_lover]

Damn, caved in again.  Booked another few days in Berlin following these posts.  Couldn't resist.... happens almost every time I read a post on this city.