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Author Topic: Review your OH.  (Read 11668 times)

Theres nowt to review at the moment as she`s going through the menopause......however at the last visit to see the nurse, she infoms us that the tablets she takes will have her chasing me round the house in the next few weeks.
I`ll report back

The CHANGE is why my sex life just slipped away, with a few bland efforts to stop me moaning about never getting anything.

I'm a bloke
No periods
No Change
No moody moments
No hot flushes
Available to fuck 24/7 365 days a year.
Worst of all is I Fancy the fuck out the Mrs

Offline fredpunter

Theres nowt to review at the moment as she`s going through the menopause......however at the last visit to see the nurse, she infoms us that the tablets she takes will have her chasing me round the house in the next few weeks.
I`ll report back

How much to sell me those tablets?

Theres nowt to review at the moment as she`s going through the menopause......however at the last visit to see the nurse, she infoms us that the tablets she takes will have her chasing me round the house in the next few weeks.
I`ll report back

You need to sell these to fellow brothers or at least tell us what they are?

You need to sell these to fellow brothers or at least tell us what they are?

Hear Hear

Offline comaminion

If a relationship is gotten so bad why do most stick it out and not walk?
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline fredpunter

If a relationship is gotten so bad why do most stick it out and not walk?

Everything else may be ok, just the sex has died .... too complicated to unravel finances ..... kids ....... too lazy...... any number of reasons

If a relationship is gotten so bad why do most stick it out and not walk?

fredpunter has got it right there. For me it's mainly because of my young kids. I also own my a small business which would get torn apart with a divorce.

Offline comaminion

All decent reasons especially if you have kids

I suppose relationships are not all about sex, it's almost to be expected that the quality will go over time
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline itk

+1  However [not wanting to go off thread here], but if the OH ups her game will we stop ?  Err - i think not - well most times.  I've figured that in the unlikely event that this happens on me then i'll just wind down the punting.  A tad.  But give up ?  I think not - leopards & spots  :D

The only time I've really stopped punting was when me and the missus were going to swinging parties and meeting other couples for some fun. She absolutely loved it as did I. That stopped so punting started up again.

The only time I've really stopped punting was when me and the missus were going to swinging parties and meeting other couples for some fun. She absolutely loved it as did I. That stopped so punting started up again.

How come that stopped? Sounds like a perfect compromise?

Offline itk

How come that stopped? Sounds like a perfect compromise?

If I could read a woman's mind I would tell you. For over a year it was fantastic she thought, she was the one wanting to go, or arranging the meets through messages on AFF or SDC, then all of a sudden it was, 'You're just a pervert, all you want to do is have or watch sex at these parties or in front of others.'  :lol:
Tried many times to get her back into it, but it's met with the same response being I'm a perv.

Offline Digz2012

The only time I've really stopped punting was when me and the missus were going to swinging parties and meeting other couples for some fun. She absolutely loved it as did I. That stopped so punting started up again.

Also how do you even begin to make the suggestion of swinging to the OH?
I can imagine if I mentioned that to my mrs she would have her suspicions about my casual approach to having sex with other couples!
Banning reason: STD allegations

Sounds like she might have fallen for someone there and got an attack of the guilts :(

Offline RedKettle

Venue - always incall at my home (except when away on holiday)

Frequency - Average twice weekly over 50 years except when prevented by indisposition and occasional childbirth

Services - Full GFE, full DFK, OWO, Reverse Oral, BB, and anal during her periods

Attitude - Almost always willing and enthusiastic, and frequently initiated proceedings herself

Performance - Eager beginner becoming highly skilled with practice. 10/10 with never a bad punt

Died 7 years ago and never been replaced

Good to hear a positive story about marriage - I guess alot of us cynical bastards who have posted on here hoped to have a similar life partner when we started out, I know I did.  Sorry for your loss, you must have been a great couple.

Offline GalaxyMan

Died 7 years ago and never been replaced

Sorry for your loss, you must have been a great couple.

Yes, sorry for your loss, Happylad.
But, 50 years with her, and 7 without, plus your youth.........
You are a credit to this hobby!

Respect from GM

Also how do you even begin to make the suggestion of swinging to the OH?
I can imagine if I mentioned that to my mrs she would have her suspicions about my casual approach to having sex with other couples!

That's exactly right. Early on in our relationship we talked about fantasies we both had. I mentioned threesomes and let me tell you that was the last time I ever mention it.

 :lol: This thread has been a great read. There's no OH to review, however the former Mrs Jamboney wouldn't entertain doing it doggy because she "wasn't an animal and didn't wish to be treated like one"  :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

Offline tnalove

TCM may appear to be one of the lucky ones reporting in this brilliant thread but remember he's the one who has a wife a whole load of unfaithful, randy and highly promiscuous and resourceful men want to want to fuck up the apparently available bum!

Only joking, TCM - I won't tell many others where she lives.

Banning reason: Fluffy

TCM may appear to be one of the lucky ones reporting in this brilliant thread but remember he's the one who has a wife a whole load of unfaithful, randy and highly promiscuous and resourceful men want to want to fuck up the apparently available bum!

Only joking, TCM - I won't tell many others where she lives.

Ha ha. Perhaps TCM could introduce the idea of swinging to the OH?

Offline JR

down below was a tangled mess resembling a mangrove swamp, damp looking, seriously overgrown and generally uninviting.
Best I heard was ' looked like last years hanging basket '

Online Tiger63

Joking aside...we had a great sexual relationship until last year, when she started to go through the change(she hates it called that).....we even had a pregnancy scare which gave us a real shock....didnt really want children younger than our grandchildren.
Hopefully the great days will return....because this is an expensive hobby

Tiger 63 sadly I very much doubt it will. I'm fast coming to the conclusion that once past child bearing or child wanting  age the sex drive of the human female falls away which isnt that surprising seeing their fertility drops quite rapidly once past 30.

As to marriage breakup don't go there unless there's no other way out the devastation and grief that's caused especially to the children who are the innocents getting caught in the post blast  fallout.

Also as per a members comments the business. Mine has suffered as a result of the divorce situation and will continue to do so and it wasn't me that started it either.
« Last Edit: July 09, 2015, 12:51:26 PM by Watts.E.Dunn »

Offline Happylad

Joking aside...we had a great sexual relationship until last year, when she started to go through the change(she hates it called that).....we even had a pregnancy scare which gave us a real shock....didnt really want children younger than our grandchildren.
Hopefully the great days will return....because this is an expensive hobby

If it`s any consolation, my late wife enjoyed sex even more after the menopause. She said "No more worry about conceiving kids, no more messing about with contraceptives or pills.  Now we can REALLY get on with it while we`re still able", and she made sure that we did.

TCM may appear to be one of the lucky ones reporting in this brilliant thread but remember he's the one who has a wife a whole load of unfaithful, randy and highly promiscuous and resourceful men want to want to fuck up the apparently available bum!

Only joking, TCM - I won't tell many others where she lives.

In all honesty mate, I'd love to watch her get fucked by someone else. Even better would be to watch her get gang-banged! If only I could talk her into it - I keep trying but no luck yet. I mentioned MMF just last week and she did ponder for a moment before saying no. She'll crack eventually!

Ha ha. Perhaps TCM could introduce the idea of swinging to the OH?

Yep, talked about this as well. It was still no, but I'll keep trying!

tcm

In all honesty mate, I'd love to watch her get fucked by someone else. Even better would be to watch her get gang-banged! If only I could talk her into it - I keep trying but no luck yet. I mentioned MMF just last week and she did ponder for a moment before saying no. She'll crack eventually!

Yep, talked about this as well. It was still no, but I'll keep trying!

tcm

OMG! You da man!!


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