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Online Lilywhite

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Yes very good read however I feel for the guy as it sounds like he had already emptied his love spuds elsewhere earlier that evening.
You girls need to remember we are not machines  :(

I wish. I think if he had her name was 'Charlie'...

Offline Quesadilla

I wish. I think if he had her name was 'Charlie'...

 :lol: :lol:

Great review - one of the best I've read in a while!   :hi:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Offline Marmite

I wish. I think if he had her name was 'Charlie'...

The clue was there, more than hygiene to get sniffy about.


Timmy2

Mrs Raddy - Leicester NEUTRAL
Coffee made Sunday morning, I was asked if I was bringing into the bedroom, that is code for shall we have a shag  :cool:
Doxy out and ready and cock ring fitted. No kissing so down to a Neutral straight away, bless her she had a slight issue down below in the bum area so no finger play, bordering on Negative now, I need something to get me going, having been mega turned on recently by good looking younger girls.
No OWO offered so RO only, I gave it a good go, but missed the anal play massively, doxy on the clit and she managed a powerful orgasm.  Into the doggy position I attempted, but was suffering from the lack of foreplay, I was ready to give up when she turned around and started to deep throat me taking all her juices  :yahoo: now she didn't do this in her prime (when she was a "babe" and she was) back hard as nails I started to pound away doggy for a bit, but my brain was saying boundary pusher, I went back for some more deep oral, which she delivered excellently, I needed to get on the bed and enjoy what was on offer, she started to spit on my cock and go reasonably deep, when I remembered Mandy and what we did, so I said take it in your mouth and then kiss me and we can both SWALLOW   :vomit: (brains tell you strange things when you are close to coming)  I was close and opened my eyes to see that she was finishing me off with her hand.  :(
Shot my load and she leaned over to deposit it in my mouth.... having non off that... bog off I said.
Cleaned up and asked her what the F*ck was that all about, just got a smile... oh well if only it was like that all the time....

But overall good punt, and she helped me in the garden after breakfast
Doesn't deserve a Positive but a very good Neutral  :drinks:
Cheers
Raddy

Offline normal_guy

Mrs NG

Venue: my house. Cost: £200 shopping money for her week visiting family. Service agreed: overnight

Wasn't in the mood. Said paying for time so no refund.

0/10

Offline Grumbleguts

Secks with the missus, been so long now, forgotten how to do it, and spell it :( :( :hi:

Offline Redevil86

Living the life or what guys ! If I was getting that much sex at home I would never have turned to punting, hindsight is a wonderful thing, but I do thank my oh ( mentally ) for the total lack of sex in our cohabitation , because I owe all the great sex with girls younger than my daughters, older than my wife, the 3 sums , the anal sex, the cim, cof, gagging, ball sucking,  the sheer sexual thrills I've experienced over the last 10 months , I owe all this to my loyal oh, without her attitude and warped view of sex in general, none of this could have been possible. So in a funny way I thank her for giving me the best sex I've ever had in my life .

Location London - price My entire bank account (s).

Physical :

5'5 size 8 brunette. High cheekbones, frowny eyes. 34 DD natural breasts, round bum but squarish hips. I don't normally get the opportunity to see some this exclusive so let's just say it was my lucky day.

Services :

Ro

Details:

I was greeted by a natural beauty laying on my bed, you know the type that doesn't need to make an effort to look hot. Dressed in sexy strippy pyjamas with pink Elle macpherson panties. No bra, no problem.

I began by stroking and kissing her large breasts...she was cold so left her clothes on. I can't tell you how sucking breasts through 60% cotton feels, you just have to believe me when I say it was something I have never experienced before.
After a while I got her in the mood and began to make my way down where I must have done cunilingus for a good 30 mins mixed with a finger or two. Finally I made her cum!
She then rolled over and said sort yourself out.

For such high prices I expected the full hour...but I'm such a regular with her now I think I have EAS!



« Last Edit: September 13, 2015, 08:40:01 AM by harry_aw »

Living the life or what guys ! If I was getting that much sex at home I would never have turned to punting, hindsight is a wonderful thing, but I do thank my oh ( mentally ) for the total lack of sex in our cohabitation , because I owe all the great sex with girls younger than my daughters, older than my wife, the 3 sums , the anal sex, the cim, cof, gagging, ball sucking,  the sheer sexual thrills I've experienced over the last 10 months , I owe all this to my loyal oh, without her attitude and warped view of sex in general, none of this could have been possible. So in a funny way I thank her for giving me the best sex I've ever had in my life .
Everything happens for a reason !


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