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Offline johnnyboy61

You'll get destroyed on there if you do that!!
Joke. Can you imagine the furore it would cause though, it would take weeks for the clucking to die down.
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Joke. Can you imagine the furore it would cause though, it would take weeks for the clucking to die down.

Weeks? We would never hear the end of it!

Offline RedKettle

Having a few days away with the OH so I thought I would review in advance.

Night we arrive - too tired and wants early night, but indicates that I will get some later in the trip.

Day - not feeling settled in the accommodation so lets give it a miss and get to know what is around here

Evening - decides she wants to stay late in the bar then when we get to bed says it is too late but we can stay in bed late in the morning.

Next morning - jumps up and hits the shower, then says she does not want to get all sweaty and we will miss breakfast

During the day - finds a series of things she wants to do that do not involve being near the room

That evening - i try and cuddle up whilst she is getting ready and get told that I always want sex and why cannot we just go for a meal, I get angry as this blatantly untrue as I gave up on sex with her years ago and it is only on a trip like this that I reach the unreasonable conclusion that a married couple might have sex.

Trip generally deteriorates.....

I arrive home frustrated and spend a fortune on whores.

I will report back on how my prediction turns out.

My god how wrong could I be - just got back from the couple of days away and lost count of the time we had sex and it was really good.  Not had it like that with her for a decade or more.  Full report to follow!  Got to go, hoping to get another one in now..... :dance: :yahoo:

My god how wrong could I be - just got back from the couple of days away and lost count of the time we had sex and it was really good.  Not had it like that with her for a decade or more.  Full report to follow!  Got to go, hoping to get another one in now..... :dance: :yahoo:
Perhaps she read your post and upped her game  :D

My god how wrong could I be - just got back from the couple of days away and lost count of the time we had sex and it was really good.  Not had it like that with her for a decade or more.  Full report to follow!  Got to go, hoping to get another one in now..... :dance: :yahoo:

Really happy for you brother. Look forward to hearing about the fun you had with the OH.

Offline RedKettle

Having a few days away with the OH so I thought I would review in advance.

Night we arrive - too tired and wants early night, but indicates that I will get some later in the trip.

Day - not feeling settled in the accommodation so lets give it a miss and get to know what is around here

Evening - decides she wants to stay late in the bar then when we get to bed says it is too late but we can stay in bed late in the morning.

Next morning - jumps up and hits the shower, then says she does not want to get all sweaty and we will miss breakfast

During the day - finds a series of things she wants to do that do not involve being near the room

That evening - i try and cuddle up whilst she is getting ready and get told that I always want sex and why cannot we just go for a meal, I get angry as this blatantly untrue as I gave up on sex with her years ago and it is only on a trip like this that I reach the unreasonable conclusion that a married couple might have sex.

Trip generally deteriorates.....

I arrive home frustrated and spend a fortune on whores.

I will report back on how my prediction turns out.

I could not have been more wrong.  Sex life has been pretty much non existent for years and poor for years before that.   It was excellent when we were first together.  There was one notable exception on a holiday with the kids a few years ago.

Anyway this time it is a few days away without the kids.  I went with low expectations as you can tell and was taken by surprise when she initiated some playful times, now that does not happen when you are married and I was alittle stunned.  I was lucky as I had considered sneaking a wank before going to bed to stop myself being tempted and causing a row.  However had not had the opportunity, thank god.

Anyway to cut the story short a couple of nights of sex followed with a very hot and raunchy woman who looks 10 years younger than she is.  Fantastic kissing, OWO, RO, GFE and sex in several positions.  I am utterly knackered!!

We also fitted in some talking and I am hopeful that this is a turning point in our marriage and that the sex will continue, although we have had the odd false revival before.

That does give me a dilemma as I have always justified punting because she clearly did not want to have sex but the rest of the marriage was pretty good.  So me getting it elsewhere allowed the family to stay together etc etc - I have expressed this better on other threads, and others have put it even better than me.  On a pragmatic level I would also say that good sex with a loving partner like my wife is better than the punts that I have, yes she is that good. 

So I should be giving up this game now.

I know I should, certainly if the sex with her continues at a reasonable interval.  Not sure how I feel about that, I do like the buzz of the punt and I do like the variety of women.

Maybe a halfway house for a while, reduce the punting and see how the married sex life goes??

Really not sure on this one.

At the moment though I have just had the best fucking week of my life. :dance: :dance: :yahoo: :yahoo: :drinks:

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At the moment though I have just had the best fucking week of my life. :dance: :dance: :yahoo: :yahoo: :drinks:

Congrats  :drinks:

As I reported before, my hols were distinctly better sex-wise than previous ones, though still limited. Jury still out for me!

Offline pianodave

I had a fridgid gf a few years back, boring missionary sex twice a week. Went away for the weekend and she went crazy, wanted it up the arse, standing up, in the shower, piss in her face. Got back and normal service was resumed, so it seems holidays make women horny for some unknown reason.

Offline RedKettle

I had a fridgid gf a few years back, boring missionary sex twice a week. Went away for the weekend and she went crazy, wanted it up the arse, standing up, in the shower, piss in her face. Got back and normal service was resumed, so it seems holidays make women horny for some unknown reason.

Yes that is what has happened before.  I feel more hopeful this time given the great session we had the night we got back home - but I may just be fooling myself.

One amusing thing I forgot to mention before was that I was lying there with her sucking my cock and thinking christ she has not done this for years and it is great, this will save me a fortune in punting fees!!

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...thinking christ she has not done this for years and it is great, this will save me a fortune in punting fees!!

Is that the thought that made you pop?  :D

Offline RedKettle

Is that the thought that made you pop?  :D

 :D :D  it helped, but that time it was her asking for it doggy that made me pop, I had forgotten how good her arse looks bent over with me cock balls deep.....  christ I am now feeling horny again.....

if she now withdraws from this new sex life I am going to have spend a fortune on whores.

Offline redt4

Sick of being turned down by mine, been very nearly a year now and think only got it then because we went away for a night without the kids....
Wish she put the effort into sex that she does arranging to go out with her mates at night while im at home  with the kids.....


Ah well least im seeing a stunning young lady tomorrow to sort my urges out...

Yes that is what has happened before.  I feel more hopeful this time given the great session we had the night we got back home - but I may just be fooling myself.

One amusing thing I forgot to mention before was that I was lying there with her sucking my cock and thinking christ she has not done this for years and it is great, this will save me a fortune in punting fees!!

Pleased for you RK. Now you need to tell her how much you enjoyed it and 'can we please continue the great sex and explore some new things'.

Once you get tuned in you end up having sex when you least expect it. I was dragged away from the pool this week for a mid morning quickie. Great feeling when we walked back to our sunbeds and sat down as though nothing had happened. Everyone else just rubbing sun lotion on themselves.

Then I washed my cock in the pool.

tcm

Offline RedKettle

Pleased for you RK. Now you need to tell her how much you enjoyed it and 'can we please continue the great sex and explore some new things'.

Once you get tuned in you end up having sex when you least expect it. I was dragged away from the pool this week for a mid morning quickie. Great feeling when we walked back to our sunbeds and sat down as though nothing had happened. Everyone else just rubbing sun lotion on themselves.

Thanks TCM - yes I have made it clear how good it was and how we were getting more free wheeling and imaginative, hopefully this will continue.

RK , im pleased for you, although i think i would have turned her down, just so i could say ''see, now you know how it feels''! only joking, yes i had the same, im long time single now but i used to notice the difference in my ex when we were away, and sadly for us it always dropped back to normal once we got home, so do try and keep the talking up, and keep the momentum going, good luck

Offline RedKettle

RK , im pleased for you, although i think i would have turned her down, just so i could say ''see, now you know how it feels''!

funny you should say that, a few years ago I decided to try that.  I stopped asking for it and decided I would turn her down if she asked, result - she never asked and we had no sex for years...

Thanks for the good wishes.

Offline Markus


Maybe lavishing her with gifts from the money you used to spend on punting. Women love heels and men love women in heels so it could be a 'win-win'

Glad to hear not everyone has a sex-less marriage otherwise this was turning in to a pretty depressing thread.

Well done RK!

You'll know within yourself. Sex (Regular Sex!) in a loving relationship is a winner each and every time. I would think you won't have the va va voom left after some good loving with the OH, to go through the routine of find a WG and clearing the path for a punt.

I like yourself justify my hobby (FBSM mostly) on the basis on not getting any at home, once I'm getting some regularly (it varies) I'm happy. It may not the the eye watering balls out sex when we had at the start of the relationship, but I've long since adjusted to that.

Good luck which ever way you go

WBW

Maybe lavishing her with gifts from the money you used to spend on punting. Women love heels and men love women in heels so it could be a 'win-win'

Yes, very important to get her some 'bedroom shoes'. She'll tell you she can't walk in them. I don't need to tell you what the reply is....

tcm

Yes, very important to get her some 'bedroom shoes'. She'll tell you she can't walk in them. I don't need to tell you what the reply is....

tcm
had a round of owo and mish with the ball and chain last night,fucking dull!

Offline itk

RK , im pleased for you, although i think i would have turned her down, just so i could say ''see, now you know how it feels''!

Done that a few times myself. She's thinks she can say, 'It's all you ever want is sex,' or 'You're always pestering  me.' then when it suits her every few months think I will be ready and willing.
One time I noticed the stockings and underwear on the bed whilst she was showering, so I quickly got changed and was in the garden sorting the pond filter out when she came out of the shower.  :P
Obviously I didn't get my nuts up, but I did fell pleased with myself as she seemed well pissed off.

I've a dumb question (again) - what does OH stand for?

I've a dumb question (again) - what does OH stand for?

Other Half, GF, Wife.

Offline unclesweetheart

Hilarious thread. At the risk of annoying a few people with my smug review, I’ll try to make it humorous. Anyway my OH is the reason why my punting has all but stopped in recent months.

Pros

Gorgeous, funny, and very adventurous, much younger, more attractive, and almost infinitely less hairy than I. Up for just about anything. Services include DFK, OWO incl. DT, HJ, RO, fingering, extensive use of various toys, protected sex in multiple positions, anal, CIM, extensive use of toys, some BDSM, exhibitionism, swinging, open to the possibility of a bi- threesome with a WG or civvies, pictures, filming and plenty more. Wants to ‘corrupt’ others. Being a fluffy, on top of all that she’s great to get on with, plenty of shared interests, healthy outlook on life and sex

Neutrals
None

Cons
 - Pain in the arse to get her out of bed and to go to work in the morning
 - When sleeping adopts a starfish position attempting to push me out of bed
 - Messy
 - So much shit when she moved in, leading to spending a small fortune in IKEA to store it all
 - Having to do all the DIY for the aforementioned IKEA shit
 - Poor comms
 - Unhealthy obsession with Channing Tatum
 - Really fucking expensive taste in ham

In summary I’ll use King Tarzan’s scoring categories

ATTITUDE 10/10
GFE SERVICES 10/10
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION 10/10

Treat her well guys

You are living the dream, Doofer! Good on you, sir - and to your lovely companion. There was talk on another thread about cloning Lindsey: sounds like the experiment was a success and you are the lucky beneficiary. Hats off to you.

My OH is my cat, and I really don't want to go into it on a public forum.
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Offline Aramis

Before my recent holiday to Barcelona the OH review would have been

6 times a year
DFK, OWO, RO, anal play, CIM swallow, bareback and an evasive attitude to any approach whatsoever. Never initiates and frustrated advances from me treated with disdain and condemnation.

But managed to convince my bicurious OH to go to http://www.felinabcn.com/en  , a well presented discrete brothel for a 30 minute incall. The OH Managed on wg RO, OWO, anal play, FK and I managed OW, HJ and cum on tits whilst OH went round the rear of wg and tucked into more RO. She turned into a full on sex goddess which was a turnabout.

Fucked each other's brains out every night and was I total step change in our marriage.

Left me with a bit of a dilemma - LK 2 hr booking on the Wednesday after we got home!  :scare: Should I go ahead with it? Of course I bloody did!

LK session was amazing and totally lovely girl. Very happy punter all round.

Since reading this thread I thought I'd be maybe leaving my punting career on hold.

Need to explore inviting the OH to another in call in the UK but Can already sense the passion is waning at home so echo the other posters sentiments about OH changing when they go away. As soon as the housework takes over they change.


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