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Offline punk

I don't see the appeal doing the girl up the Gary Glitter.  Heed this warning...



Now that is funny

Offline The_Don

Yes it was pretty unfortunate, I feel someone offering this particular service should be well prepared beforehand.

Indeed + if there an extra charge for a stated service.


That's why i don't do back door. Shit on your dick, no thank you  :vomit:

To add what about:

Red Wings > http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Red+Wings

blood sword > http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blood+sword

 

jcdmj12

Indeed + if there an extra charge for a stated service.


To add what about:

Red Wings > http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Red+Wings

blood sword > http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blood+sword

Yep, got  both brown and red wings ticked with the same girl. :D

Offline comaminion

Op you sod was just about my snack



Put me right off
Banning reason: White-knighting

If you get a wiff of her arse mid fuck, it really is a mind over matter challenge from that point on to try and keep an erection,unless your into that sort of thing.  Its when the odour fills the room and all the mind games in the world can't get rid of it..then its game over.

Offline pumps

Utterly ridiculous to name or even shame

Ffs what did she do wrong? Nothing, if you go in the backdoor expect a bit of shite imho

Read the OP's post again, it wasn't just "a bit of shite".   If it had of been just "a bit", reluctantly I'd agree that sometimes these odd things can happen.


Now, if sodomy is your thing, then you just have to accept that accidents will sometimes happen. Fortunately, I can report that over a lifetime of occasional use of the Hershey Highway, I've only ever burgled one turd. Not pleasant. It was with a civvy. Just made a joke about it so the lass didn't feel embarrassed; am I a gentleman or what!

Offline The happy one

I don't see the appeal doing the girl up the Gary Glitter.  Heed this warning...



 :sarcastic:

But do you really think Hef is using a condom

Banning reason: Suspected pimp involved in organizing parties

FFS! what is all the fuss here? if you nose around the backdoor, only an idiot or someone extremely naive  would or could be surprised at what is found there. Surely its this that make Anal taboo, and therefore  enticing to certain punters. Remenbr the old scout motto, "be prepared"

Offline carefree

Exactly why I've never done it, never will, gross :vomit:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline greychap

If your advertising anal sex and doing it regulary its bound to happen every now and again that shit could be on the condom, if your that worried about it don't take the risk.

To me there is no naming and shaming needed as its just getting picking and looking for any excuse to cause a girl grief, naming and shaming should be reserved for thieves and low life scammers not a worker who is offering a service and your getting that service.

The arse was not made for cocks up there so if you end up with a bit of shit tough shit :lol: :lol:
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline carefree

Banning reason: Troll

Offline comaminion

Personally wouldn't freak me out if it was a little same if sp was on the rag

But I don't go in for anal anyhow if I did it would be because of my poor eyesight and would probably lead to one very passed off sp

Anal never really appealed to me  :unknown:
Banning reason: White-knighting

I don't see the appeal doing the girl up the Gary Glitter.  Heed this warning...



That's funny!  :lol:

Miss him though...

Offline Sonny Crockett

For an Anal Lover like me, this is something that sadly comes with the territory. In my last punt in Manchester, I got oodles of shit on the condom after I anally fucked the lady on a couple of occasions, followed by the pungent smell. I must say that for me it did become off putting!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Offline punk

For an Anal Lover like me, this is something that sadly comes with the territory. In my last punt in Manchester, I got oodles of shit on the condom after I anally fucked the lady on a couple of occasions, followed by the pungent smell. I must say that for me it did become off putting!!!

thought they were suppose to clean out their arse hole and eat light food?

Offline pumps

thought they were suppose to clean out their arse hole and eat light food?


I've fucked a few pro's in the arse, they washed their guts out with a perfumed enema!


Offline Sonny Crockett

thought they were suppose to clean out their arse hole and eat light food?

Yes that is what they're supposed to do pre-punt. The best ladies that I've seen and fucked in the ass were definitely clean... No shit or bad smell coming from there!!!!

However what I meant in my post was that the shit on dick thing can happen with certain ladies. I've had my fair share of these things in my punting career. This is clearly down to lack of preparation on the lady's part. In my last punt the lady was definitely unprepared!!!
Banning reason: Troll

Tony Montana

You should be grateful it didn't come out looking like this.


Offline pumps

^^ you've gone too far with that

Offline punk

You should be grateful it didn't come out looking like this.



fuck he stuck his balls in there too;mind the gap.


If you can't handle shit, don't fuck arses. After a few goes with both WGs and civvies I've given up on the back door. A soft warm pussy or a mouth are the only places for my cock these days.

Offline PLeisure

You should be grateful it didn't come out looking like this.


lex - can you quit with the self-portraits, please.
Sheeesh......

Online dboy74

Definitely need to be careful with unprotected anal sex.

You get a kernel of sweetcorn trapped down in your foreskin and it will be like wearing a ribbed condom inside out   ;)


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