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Author Topic: Your Fantasy Fuck - If She Ever Became A WG  (Read 94389 times)

Offline bigmc

Katie price, i know shes done a bit of porn herself and shes a bit loud but i really would like her to deep throat me, i would force my cock down her throat till she puked ha ha  :yahoo: :lol:



I'd love to fuck her. Bet she's really filthy.  Can't stand her, but would fuck her senseless

Offline welshman

My fantasy list would consist of the following :-

Singers
Ellis Roswell of Wolf Alice 
Marina Diamandis
Ellie Goulding 
I would love a threesome with the two ladies featured in this German music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkMg_X9lHMc

Actresses
Emily Blunt
Emily Mortimer
Esther Hall

Offline Jerboa

Just watching MTV, and Dua Lipa a Brit/Albanian singer & model is presenting, a very tidy looking Kosovan, just goes to show, if her family took a different path she might be hooking in a German club for €50 a pop.  :P




Offline Zeusthedoc

I'd love to fuck her. Bet she's really filthy.  Can't stand her, but would fuck her senseless

i dont think Katie Price would be that filthy

Offline WhattheFlip

i dont think Katie Price would be that filthy

And her voice. God, you'd have to atleast wear earplugs. Plus she's had so many kids, it'd be like throwing a match down a wind tunnel.

Offline Vivago

Plus she's had so many kids, it'd be like throwing a match down a wind tunnel.

Possibly not. She has probably had a vaginoplasty (twat tightening op) which would give her partner the illusion that he was fucking a teenager instead of a worn out old slapper who'd been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

Offline WhattheFlip

Possibly not. She has probably had a vaginoplasty (twat tightening op) which would give her partner the illusion that he was fucking a teenager instead of a worn out old slapper who'd been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun.

 :lol:

'cocked' used as a verb in a sexual sense. Should happen more. Let's make it happen people!

Plus Katie Price probably had time off getting hammered when she was with Alex Reid. She was no doubt pegging him instead given his predilections. :vomit:

Offline rg41

And her voice. God, you'd have to atleast wear earplugs. Plus she's had so many kids, it'd be like throwing a match down a wind tunnel.

Or to put it another way like throwing a sausage up an alley.


Offline socks

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Spot the difference

Is it that I would love to fuck the first one? Up the shitter? But not the second one, obviously  :lol:
« Last Edit: July 12, 2016, 10:29:22 PM by socks »

Offline gonewest

Is it that I would love to fuck the first one? Up the shitter? But not the second one, obviously  :lol:

Probably got more chance with the second one   :D

Offline Ellroy44

Taylor Swift
Yvonne Strahovski
Olivia Wilde
Carice van Houten
Emily Blunt
Emma Watson
Rachel Riley

To name a few :D

Offline Bastonboy

It has to be my neighbour....... obviously cant name her but she is a bomb
Banning reason: Tout


Offline Zeusthedoc

Taylor Swift
Yvonne Strahovski
Olivia Wilde
Carice van Houten
Emily Blunt
Emma Watson
Rachel Riley

To name a few :D

She seems like she'd be a thunderous bitch, not in a good way! Also, no shape to her body

Offline The_Don

She seems like she'd be a thunderous bitch, not in a good way! Also, no shape to her body




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I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
« Last Edit: July 14, 2016, 07:48:56 AM by The_Don »

Offline eyeseebee

Olivia Wayne from sky sports news. And now she's pregnant, I'd be even more keen.

just seen Kimberley Leonard on Sky News
not a stunner but i'd love to give her a facial



I'd happily work my way through the majority of the women in Game of Thrones, providing Carice Van Outen is included.

Has to be Margot Robbie,  hot as hell in the Wolf of Wall Street and looks very nice in the Suicide Squad trailer.  :kiss:

Offline handyandy

Olivia Wayne from sky sports news. And now she's pregnant, I'd be even more keen.

Oh yeah, how do Sky Sports get such hot presenters?

Would give Olivia such a facefucking ;)

Banning reason: Slagging off UKP members on another site

Bolivia  from Fringe, not olivia


Offline Vivago

The Mexican ultimate 'Scorchio' girl and internet sensation Nailé López.  :crazy:

Must be the hottest weather girl in the world.


Sarah Stirk Sky Sports Golf presenter I would love to come all over her big tits.


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