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Author Topic: Your Fantasy Fuck - If She Ever Became A WG  (Read 93217 times)

Just been watching Nigella Lawson what a fit looking Milf!! she could bake a cake for me any day, got to have one of the sexiest voices on TV and I am sure she would be great in the sack, just love the way she flashes a little bit of cleavage as a tease to all of us.

Would love a duo with her and Carole Kirkwood would be filthy boob heaven.

 ;) ;)     
Kate Garraway has a cracking body.

I am another vote for Rachel Riley.

As Jimmy Carr said "If she was my daughter I would still be bathing her"

Offline Nagilum

Monica Bellucci

Easily the hottest woman on the planet!



Offline tonysoprano

Preeya and Preeti Young would both get it bigstyle if they ever decided to escort. Fit as fuck

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b5f637d71cc
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Offline akauya

Preeya and Preeti Young would both get it bigstyle if they ever decided to escort. Fit as fuck

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55b5f637d71cc

I fucked their mother  :cool:

Offline yorkshire123

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Offline tonysoprano

I fucked their mother  :cool:

 :lol: Nice. She runs the Phoenix parties right? What a fucking family!! Did you ever meet her daughters?

What are the odds a woman that runs sex parties for a living can have not 1 but 2 daughters as fucking hot as that?
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Offline akauya

:lol: Nice. She runs the Phoenix parties right? What a fucking family!! Did you ever meet her daughters?

What are the odds a woman that runs sex parties for a living can have not 1 but 2 daughters as fucking hot as that?

Yes that's lady M. I believe a few punters here have fucked her too during her best days a some years ago. Never met the daughters though. Would be a dream come true fucking those two.


Offline tonysoprano

Yes that's lady M. I believe a few punters here have fucked her too during her best days a some years ago. Never met the daughters though. Would be a dream come true fucking those two.

What's frustrating is they do all this soft porn shit, while their mum runs sex parties. But they themselves don't actually escort or take part. That just seems so wrong!

Sort of makes you want to bang them even more.  :lol:
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Offline d00fer

I fucked their mother  :cool:

Me too. Once saw one of them (not sure which) in the kitchen as I was leaving after a party.

Anyway Olivia Wilde for me


Offline Anadin

Yes that's lady M. I believe a few punters here have fucked her too during her best days a some years ago. Never met the daughters though. Would be a dream come true fucking those two.

They are perfect demonstrations of the wonders of plastic surgery and the gym. I remember the first time I saw them many years ago they looked pretty ordinary, nowhere near as hot as they do now.

Offline Jerboa

Yes that's lady M. I believe a few punters here have fucked her too during her best days a some years ago. Never met the daughters though. Would be a dream come true fucking those two.

Yup I'm a mother fucker too lol, I remember 10 years back playing with Em at one of her parties.
I've never met her daughters, but boy are they hot, I have read from posts about Lmp that sometimes the daughters have been hosting the parties, but not playing, damp that be like have two ferraris in the showroom but not allowed to test drive them.  :D



I'd buy (another) poppy if she asked me to.....


Me too. Once saw one of them (not sure which) in the kitchen as I was leaving after a party.

Anyway Olivia Wilde for me


+ 1 excellent call re Olivia Wilde genuinely beautiful.

+ 1 excellent call re Olivia Wilde genuinely beautiful.
Reminds me of a young Kate OMara a seventies stunna!

Offline tonysoprano

Kate Abdo would definitely get it.

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tonibell99

Don't know if she's already on the list but Laura Whitmore  :dancegirl:

Natalie Dormer from Game of Thrones, very tidy.

Offline Apu

Saw one of the indian twins in Baker St station
Was with a mate and he said, thats one of the babestation girls as she walked by and she looked small and skinny not half as sexy as she does on telly.....

I saw Adele Taylor aswell once, really small and petite. On telly they look real tasty not half as much much in the flesh, maybe because the telly add 10lbs.

I'd love to Bang Samantha Janus/Womack off eastenders.

Offline tonysoprano

Not my usual type but Paige from WWE is starting to give me the fucking horn.

The sort of dirty Emo slut from hell that looks like she would suck your cock until it blasted all over her face.
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Sofia Helin from The Bridge

Oh yes! either in character or as herself - saw her being interviewed on TV a while ago & she seemed like a bubbly blonde . I quite like odd girls though.

Offline kayak

I'm really really enjoying Tuva Novotny, from the Norwegian comedy drama Dag, it's on Sky Arts.



https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=tuva+novotny&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiVlOighb3JAhUGHA8KHSJAAkYQ_AUIBygB&biw=1157&bih=798#imgrc=KytVHinCl9PBJM%3A

She's really got something about her this lass, she's very unusual. For me she's got a kind of "je ne sais quoi", an "X factor" (it was an expression before it was stolen by that telly show), like Audrey Hepburn.


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