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Offline sam55

Sorry to harp on, but this Lilymaymac is driving me crazy. To my mind she is so perfect I've deliberately resisted finding out where she is based because if it's on the same continent I could easily turn into her obsessive stalker.







You bastard!
I was trying not to wank this week too!!
That last picture is almost too much to bear!
Think I'm going to have to cover the laptop in clingfilm and give her a virtual facial!  :D


Reckon Tess Daly from strictly would be a lovely fuck. She has that "polish" EE look.   :drinks:




Christ, where do I even start with this? Far too many to list them all but some worthy of a mention (and some already mentioned);

Kylie - have always just had a 'thing' for her
Jorgie Porter (nearly lost my shit when a I heard her talking about 'taking it up the bum' on Celebrity Juice)
Mila Kunis
Holly Willoughby
Kaley Cuoco
Wholeheartedly agree with whoever mentioned Kathryn Ryan - for some reason I just imagine she would be absolute filth in the sack

I know there is a seperate thread for porn stars but on my mobile and can't find it so would have to mention Katie K and Foxy Di  :wacko:

As I've said previously on other threads, its Carice Van Houten for me (aka Melisandre in 'Game of Thrones').  :thumbsup:



Offline akauya

Sorry to harp on, but this Lilymaymac is driving me crazy. To my mind she is so perfect I've deliberately resisted finding out where she is based because if it's on the same continent I could easily turn into her obsessive stalker.


She is a very pretty girl but way too skinny for me. I'd be tempted to feed her instead of fucking her; I'd worry I'd break her in half.

Offline Rassilon

*Marion Cotillard - she did an incredible sex scene in the film Rust and Bone, and I just fell head-over-heels with her after seeing that.
*Rihanna - she's a perfect goddess and her music videos always give me a major hard-on.
*Mercedes Carrera - she's a porn star, and a really fit one at that, but I mostly like her because she makes these kind of videos on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnQYNEC1ziM


Offline MrBridger

Having seen Spectre, I would happily give Lea Seydoux a proper seeing to.
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Offline 385North

I've always had a thing for Lily Munster  :wacko:


Offline Hydrant

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I'd worry I'd break her in half.

I think that same thought is part of the reason I'm attracted to skinny minnies. Something about the contrast between their apparent delicacy and their ability (in most cases) to enjoy a good hard seeing-to.

May as well squeeze in one more picture while I'm here:

Banning reason: Pestering admin

Offline akauya

Having seen Spectre, I would happily give Lea Seydoux a proper seeing to.

In that case you might want to see Blue is the Warmest Colour. Fantastic French film with Lea doing very graphic lesbian sex scenes.

Here are the highlights...

http://www.xvideos.com/video6966225/lea_seydoux_and_adele_exarchopoulos_nude_-_blue_is_the_warmest_color_2013_

In that case you might want to see Blue is the Warmest Colour. Fantastic French film with Lea doing very graphic lesbian sex scenes.

Here are the highlights...

http://www.xvideos.com/video6966225/lea_seydoux_and_adele_exarchopoulos_nude_-_blue_is_the_warmest_color_2013_

Thanks for posting that link. Very nice indeed. I love a bit of tribbing! Had to close the video and save it for later thou as it nearly made me end my self imposed wank ban!!  :dash: :D

Offline sam55

I think that same thought is part of the reason I'm attracted to skinny minnies. Something about the contrast between their apparent delicacy and their ability (in most cases) to enjoy a good hard seeing-to.

May as well squeeze in one more picture while I'm here:



You absolute fucking bastard!!!
What wonderful wank material she is!! Totally agree re the skinny minnies.

I saw Oriental mini in Brum recently and a large part of the attraction is that she is no more than 5 foot, a size 6 (after a big breakfast) flat chested, but was lying there in (what was left of) school uniform, my fingers in her sopping wet pussy, stroking my rock hard cock saying, "Is teacher going to fuck me now?"

So sweet and innocent, but so fucking dirty at the same time!  :) :P :D
« Last Edit: October 29, 2015, 06:50:39 PM by sam55 »

Offline SamLP

You absolute fucking bastard!!!
What wonderful wank material she is!! Totally agree re the skinny minnies.

I saw Oriental mini in Brum recently and a large part of the attraction is that she is no more than 5 foot, a size 6 (after a big breakfast) flat chested, but was lying there in (what was left of) school uniform, my fingers in her sopping wet pussy, stroking my rock hard cock saying, "Is teacher going to fuck me now?"

So sweet and innocent, but so fucking dirty at the same time!  :) :P :D

Link please Sam. I may just drive up to Birmingham just for that.

Offline Hydrant

Here she is. I'm sorely tempted too. I'd have to hire a car though....

https://www.adultwork.com/1809184

   

Mind you, there's a UKP review of her under a different name and it isn't quite so enthusiastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=4948
« Last Edit: October 29, 2015, 08:47:45 PM by Hydrant »
Banning reason: Pestering admin


4 review(s) found for oriental_mini linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline SamLP

Thanks for that. It looks like I won't be driving there afterall. No phone number, no OWO & a question mark on FK I may have to take a pass which is a shame as she looks fit.

Offline sam55

Here she is. I'm sorely tempted too. I'd have to hire a car though....

https://www.adultwork.com/1809184

   

Mind you, there's a UKP review of her under a different name and it isn't quite so enthusiastic:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=4948

That's my review of the first time.
Agree totally re the caveats.
She was a lot better on the 2nd time, maybe due to the fact that I was pushing the boundaries.
She still wasn't that keen on kissing, no problem with breath, I always steam clean my mouth beforehand, maybe the beard.


4 review(s) found for oriental_mini linked to in above post (2 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

As I've said previously on other threads, its Carice Van Houten for me (aka Melisandre in 'Game of Thrones').  :thumbsup:


+ 1 Yep sexy as fuck.



Offline uutarn

Really got a thing for Ellie Goulding at the mo...

Her music is meh but her voice can coax the jizz out of me.

Also Lauren Mayberry from chvrches.

She apparently gets a lot of shit of social media which is a sad state of affairs. Scottish accent yummm....

Last but not least a cosplayer by the name of Abbi Darkstar.

Yea i have a thing for cosplay.
There's two things about her personality i really like.

Offline gingerbollocks

demi rose mawby
Leena sayed
Lucy watson
Taylor swift
Susanna reid
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Thechimp

Also on the porn star

Jess white, or Beth lee think she is an Ozzie

Also Lauren Mayberry from chvrches.

She apparently gets a lot of shit of social media which is a sad state of affairs. Scottish accent yummm....
A favourite of mine.  :thumbsup:

Online dboy74




TBH I don't know much about this girl, but after seeing the pics I would love to hang out the back of it  :D

As you may have gathered, I have a thing for Japanese women, so for me it would
have to be my favourite JAV pornstar; Nono Mizusawa



 :kiss:


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