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External Link/Members OnlyN.B. This is a review of pinkwhiskeymist (pwm),
not Lindsey. If I was to write yet another review of Lindsey separately it would be a massive
Positive as you’d expect.
Have been on a bit of an extended punting sabbatical, but was convinced to do this, rare for me, punt. Lindsey has often told me of her desire to TOFTT and we’d tried on a couple of occasions to get one sorted out. We initially set this up through an RB to our tailored, but pretty vanilla for both of us, list of likes and we both had the power of veto in choosing the other girl. The main idea would be that the girl would be unreviewed on UKP and have as little AW feedback as possible. We couldn’t find any info on here for pwm so hopefully a true TOFTT, apologies if not. I’m a fairly risk averse guy, so wasn’t immediately sold on the idea, but I knew I’d have a great time with Lindsey no matter what.
Venue was a busy hotel near Euston for a 2 hour outcall. Pwm was 200 for 2 hours, but ended up being 1 hour for 100. Services were FK, OWO, 69 and RO. Didn’t get any further than that before asking pwm to leave. Comms were good, but that was the only thing that was.
Lindsey arrived on time looking great as usual, pwm was a few minutes late and went for a shower to freshen up. Pwm is a chatty blonde from Yorkshire, pics are reasonably representative, but looks a bit older than her stated 21 years old, possibly due to quite a bit of makeup, size 10/12 and pierced nipples.
Lindsey was wearing one of her new fox tail butt plugs so the chat started with a bit of discussion about pwm’s previous attempts at anal. Obviously shit happens, but I don’t really want to hear about it. Any anal play was clearly off the cards from the start. As an aside I’m not into pet play or anything like that, but the fox tail butt plug on Lindsey looked amazing.
The girls started kissing and fondling each other and I soon joined in. Kissing was light FK and had a bit of a smoker’s breath. No biggie for me as a smoker, but obviously not for everyone. We then moved on to OWO from both and the contrast between L and pwm was remarkable. L great as usual, pwm, slow, plenty of hand, mostly just the tip and aided by plenty of toilet paper for her spit in to occasionally I think.
Moved on to 69 with L, which was great, but getting pwm to join in proved impossible so she just sat there next to us. I then asked pwm for 69 to which she huffily agreed. “Sure, good old 69” said in a way with no enthusiasm didn’t bode well. Sadly it got worse as despite having a recent shower pwm wasn’t very fresh and had a smelly pussy, so 69 didn’t last long. I then got L into the head over the bed face fucking position while pwm went down on L. According to L, her technique wasn’t bad so I guess by default this became the highlight of the meet. L then returned the favour on pwm for a short while, but quickly moved on to focus on me, put off by the aforementioned smelly pussy.
Whilst L and I played together for a while, pwm just sat on the bed like a sack of spuds. She claimed that she was playing with herself, something that she does a lot of apparently, but I couldn’t see any evidence of it personally, she didn't seem to respond at all to her own touch, not even any fake enthusiasm. She might just be shit at wanking.
Next up, Lindsey showing some initiative, a trait that pwm sadly lacked, suggested a strap on. As Lindsey got in to position behind pwm in doggy we got to the final straw. Pwm claimed that it was painful and confessed to having painful sex a couple of days previously and as such she couldn’t have sex! L and I politely pointed out that she shouldn’t be working if that was the case and should go to the doctors. L asked her to leave a few seconds before I did, just under an hour after meeting. Still felt robbed at the 100 quid for the hour. Rest of the time with L was great.
I can’t really emphasise enough how disappointing pwm’s attitude to this was any explicit attempt at getting her to join in when L and I were playing, or heaven forbid that she join in using her own initiative. She would have been more than happy to sit there the entire time. This was understandably off putting for both of us and given the poor hygiene and poor OWO technique neither of us wanted to actually get pwm to join her. I quite like being watched, but I’m not going to pay for a disinterested voyeur whose presence was a big distraction
Obviously this was always going to be a risky punt that sadly didn’t pay off and I’m fairly sanguine about such things. L’s reaction was a bit more scathing and she was angry at pwm's attitude. I think that since L usually meets with other well reviewed girls this meet was a big eye opener for her and she stated that she has a lot more respect for anyone that tries to TOFTT.
Anyway whilst YMMV I obviously wouldn’t see pinkwhiskeymist again and would
NOT recommend anyone to see her.
