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External Link/Members OnlyMy first negative review, but not my first crappy punt, though thanks to UKP's Finest I've managed to keep the bad ones to a minimum.
Comms leading up were ok; crisp and to the point. I did speak to Maddie the day before to confirm the booking. At this point, I thought she was pretty business like, which is ok with me. I texted the following morning, before 9am as she had requested, and received her address, a place quite close to Salford Central.
I set off, and as I approached the location was asked if we could delay by 15 mins. Here we go I thought, but the last time I was delayed was with Rebecca (and boy was I glad I followed through 'cos she's knockout), but I'd already travelled some way and wasn't too bothered.
I arrived and parked up, and waited….and waited a bit more, then got out the car and called her. Maddie answered promptly and asked if I could wait another five minutes. She said she'd washed her hair and it hadn't dried. Hmmmm. At this point, I should have walked, and so I did, around Salford, on the hottest day of the year, for about 15 mins when she texts me to say she's ready.
So, I then have to call her to ask for instructions to the flat, which she provides as a running commentary. Great, I'm out the heat and in the building.
Door opens and as usual the girl is hiding behind it. On closing I'm greeted by a petite Irish girl in a nice red dress. She's a tiny waist on her, the usual high heels and no stockings. She's been described as having a long thin face, which is about right. Her hair is very long, way down to her waist.
Money changes hands very quickly, and then she tells me I'm sweaty - no surprise darling, given I've been wandering around outside for 20 mins. She takes umbrage a little at my response, and I try to lighten the atmosphere a little by asking her a few questions about herself, to which she half-jokingly replies that I'm interrogating her. So, I sit down on the bed, and the room is stifling; it's a small room and needs a fan in the heat.
I undress her and her body is excellent, and I drop down for some RO. She's clean and fresh, though ovulating, which isn't a problem for me, as I like the extra flavour. Maddie then undresses me and remarks, again, on how hot I am, but not in the sexy way. She gives me a blowjob which rarely ventures below the glans, and a lot of hand action, which isn't unpleasant, but I'm struggling to get hard. For better or for worse, I like to have some kind of connection with the SP, and there isn't one established here, and Little Doctor is refusing to engage.
Gamely, she blows me on the bed, over the edge of the bed, on her knees with me standing, all to no avail. We break for a rest, and I tell her I'm nervous - I'm not, I'm just not having a great time. Some kissing and caressing, a few more comments about how hot I am, and how much I'm sweating, and I ask her to resume the OWO, which she does to completion, and chugs the lot back.
Thereafter, it's pretty much her talking non-stop, and I think this is a tactic to keep me at arms length. At one point I ask her to lay on the bed, as I'm thinking of a bit more RO. My ambitions are blunted when she asks 'Why?' in a rather harsh tone. At this point, I start getting dressed. Lots more talking, mostly one way, and I head out in to the heat again.
So, in summary the Real GFE…..making me wait, some complaining, a bit of thinly veiled criticism and an average blowjob! Marriage Material then!
Maybe I've been spoiled; in Manchester with Molly and Rebecca and in London with Koa, KDD, Sindy and Adele, all of whom are either DT afficionados or exemplary providers of GFE. Anyway, rather than a negative, I've put it as a Neutral, as she was dressed nicely and she did swallow; oh and I was sweating!
She really should buy a fan though!
DD