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Yes, I enjoyed the Sacred Rose Parties.  The other one I miss is summer's Parties which used to be held near Blackfriars.  Small flat, very informal and I loved fucking Star, an enthusiastic partner if ever there was one.

I think they got raided too.

It would be good if some other providers could come along to complement LMP.  I've always thought that a good provider could do something slightly different to the LMP model but be as much fun.  Sexy dancing, stripteases to get the party started.  How about some sort of "lucky dip" to pair (or should that be trio) off everyone for the first round of fun?

SOD

Offline Steve2

So, am I right that the LMP girls get about half of the potential maximum take? 



I think not. Unless it has changed dramatically they probably get £100 a party

Offline jacksparrow11

LMP did used too hold themed parties throughout the year, but seem to have stopped holding them since 2010. Apart from the Annual Summer & Xmas Parties.

I guess any other provider would struggle to match LMP's Great reputation within the industry. Not too mention the excellent VFM. :D

Offline Steve2

LMP did used too hold themed parties throughout the year, but seem to have stopped holding them since 2010. Apart from the Annual Summer & Xmas Parties.

I guess any other provider would struggle to match LMP's Great reputation within the industry. Not too mention the excellent VFM. :D

Are you on commision Jack ? :)

Sarah B

from the girls point of view.....
having worked in the adult party industry for about 11 years....... Gangbang Uk, gangbang Heaven, Chrome, Robles,  Gentlemens parties for a while then at Lady marmalades parties for almost 5 years then back to Gentlemens parties, I thought that maybe you guys would like my point of view ....

many years ago I left Gentlemens parties (gentlemens Relish) because of all the reasons you have mentioned in this thread....
I then joined LMP in the days when it was 3 girls and 3 days a week .... when sometimes only 3 guys turned up and girls were sent home..... and guys told that one girl didnt turn up!...... in those days the gang bangs used to be proper parties.... involving real party girls who enjoyed themselves and wanted to please.....
I enjoyed them so much that I looked forward to next one and raved about them to any one who listened ... and many of you probably remember me on all the forums, getting on my soapbox and raving about how fantastic it was there..... :yahoo: :dance: :hi:
over time LMP grew bigger and bigger and become the No. 1 adult party in England..... word got around and more and more girls wanted to join.......
BUT! .......
they became a victim of there own success......   oh and please dont get me wrong...... from a guys point of view the parties are still great, and are very well organised,...... but for the girls..... it changed!...... we became mechanical ...... told how to be (me? after 8 odd years of doing this, being told how to do my job)... we had to compete, to shine, to house keep, to out do, told to shove fingers up arses and always having to fight for our place for next week.... and then to be told that you are not as popular any more so you get outed to the once in 3 weeks milfs we are not allowed to work for anyone else but think yourself lucky that you still have a job.......
and jeeeez ..... the guilt if you wanted to take a break! or talk to the guys :manhater:
I wasnt as popular any more because I wasnt fun any more.... I was just going through the motions.... I dreaded working there, we was always looking over our shoulders,  I started to hate it.... my knees were raw from 6 hours of one position ....  on my knees spit roasted on a round robin.... saying..... "next!"  :scare:
you will have noticed that one by one the "party" girls left LMP to work for GP ....  (replaced by working girls getting paid for doing a job)
 ..... but we were willing to take a pay cut and work at a place that had bad reports.... just so we can do a job we love in the way guys love us doing it.....
its been the best move ever.....we dont give a shit about the venue or the food or the ratio in fact sometime when it was 15 plus guys.... they turn out to be the best parties ever :dancegirl:...... even the guys loved it.... if they werent playing they enjoyed watching the live 3d porn lol
yes there was a lot of bad press mostly from the days of a certain guy who run them back then but us girls are tying hard to change all that and bring them back up to scratch..... but its not easy when everyone keeps bringing up the past.....

instead of comparing the 2 parties...... try to realise that they are very different set ups
Lmp is known for its 2 hours of full on fucking 7 stunning working girls (doing a job) at fantastic value for money
GP is also 2 hours of full on fucking..... with porn or party girls, but you are also given an hour of getting ready/chilling out/getting to know who you are fucking/having a laugh and not being made to join in then get embarrassed because you cant rise to the challenge :cry:....  you have the time to recover first :yahoo:


Offline smiths

from the girls point of view.....
having worked in the adult party industry for about 11 years....... Gangbang Uk, gangbang Heaven, Chrome, Robles,  Gentlemens parties for a while then at Lady marmalades parties for almost 5 years then back to Gentlemens parties, I thought that maybe you guys would like my point of view ....

many years ago I left Gentlemens parties (gentlemens Relish) because of all the reasons you have mentioned in this thread....
I then joined LMP in the days when it was 3 girls and 3 days a week .... when sometimes only 3 guys turned up and girls were sent home..... and guys told that one girl didnt turn up!...... in those days the gang bangs used to be proper parties.... involving real party girls who enjoyed themselves and wanted to please.....
I enjoyed them so much that I looked forward to next one and raved about them to any one who listened ... and many of you probably remember me on all the forums, getting on my soapbox and raving about how fantastic it was there..... :yahoo: :dance: :hi:
over time LMP grew bigger and bigger and become the No. 1 adult party in England..... word got around and more and more girls wanted to join.......
BUT! .......
they became a victim of there own success......   oh and please dont get me wrong...... from a guys point of view the parties are still great, and are very well organised,...... but for the girls..... it changed!...... we became mechanical ...... told how to be (me? after 8 odd years of doing this, being told how to do my job)... we had to compete, to shine, to house keep, to out do, told to shove fingers up arses and always having to fight for our place for next week.... and then to be told that you are not as popular any more so you get outed to the once in 3 weeks milfs we are not allowed to work for anyone else but think yourself lucky that you still have a job.......
and jeeeez ..... the guilt if you wanted to take a break! or talk to the guys :manhater:
I wasnt as popular any more because I wasnt fun any more.... I was just going through the motions.... I dreaded working there, we was always looking over our shoulders,  I started to hate it.... my knees were raw from 6 hours of one position ....  on my knees spit roasted on a round robin.... saying..... "next!"  :scare:
you will have noticed that one by one the "party" girls left LMP to work for GP ....  (replaced by working girls getting paid for doing a job)
 ..... but we were willing to take a pay cut and work at a place that had bad reports.... just so we can do a job we love in the way guys love us doing it.....
its been the best move ever.....we dont give a shit about the venue or the food or the ratio in fact sometime when it was 15 plus guys.... they turn out to be the best parties ever :dancegirl:...... even the guys loved it.... if they werent playing they enjoyed watching the live 3d porn lol
yes there was a lot of bad press mostly from the days of a certain guy who run them back then but us girls are tying hard to change all that and bring them back up to scratch..... but its not easy when everyone keeps bringing up the past.....

instead of comparing the 2 parties...... try to realise that they are very different set ups
Lmp is known for its 2 hours of full on fucking 7 stunning working girls (doing a job) at fantastic value for money
GP is also 2 hours of full on fucking..... with porn or party girls, but you are also given an hour of getting ready/chilling out/getting to know who you are fucking/having a laugh and not being made to join in then get embarrassed because you cant rise to the challenge :cry:....  you have the time to recover first :yahoo:

Hi Sarah, welcome to the forum. ;) Paul socks here who you may remember from LMP especially in 2008/9 when i was there a lot.

A very interesting post. Are you saying the owner of GP in 2008 is no longer the owner? That isnt what i have been told and it was mainly him that was the biggest liar in my experience then. They all lied to me but it was him that took my bookings on the phone the most. The problem is he clearly preferred to lie to punters than be honest, even worse he knew i would discover his lies but didnt care, thats how much respect he had, i.e. none.

On the point of GP actually being 2 hours of fucking it is advertised as 3-4 hours though, the GP site never used (no idea if it does now) to mention anything about it being an hour of chat at the start, personally i wouldnt need an hour of chat, i can chat in the breaks i need anyway. So in reality if its actually 2 hours of fucking for £100-130 punters should be made aware of this in my opinion because as it stands at present some must be thinking it means 3-4 hours of fucking. Thats certainly what i thought it was going to be in 2008. Then in a 4 hour party it was about 150 minutes of action with ALL the WGs taking their breaks together so everything came to a grinding halt. The host also started to wait for every latecomer to arrive, time that wasnt going to be added on at the end so conning me out of the time i had paid for because some other arsehole couldnt pull his finger out and get their on time. No other party provider i have been to did or does this, latecomers join in as they arrive as it should be.

Is the ratio now advertised on the site, or is there no set ratio, in 2008 when i rang i was told it was a maximum 3.1 but in reality was 6.1 and 5.1 on occassion. You mention 15 guys so if thats to 3 WGs thats 5.1 of course. These details should also be made crystal clear so punters are aware of them. For me i want to know what the max ratio is and at both LMP and LAPC they tell you on their sites and neither have exceeded them in my experience. I also want to know whether the line-up advertised is the line-up that will definitely be there. This is an area the owner in 2008 used to blatantly lie to me about. His view which he once told me was a womans a woman so whats the problem if its a different woman than the one advertised. A massive, huge difference to me, in fact it could be the difference between not going that day but going on another. My logic is if i have found a WG good i want to punt with her again, so if i am told she is going to be their at 11.30am for a 1pm start but she isnt i am not a happy punter.

My beef with the then owner of GP and other hosts who lied to me isnt something i will simply forget about, that isnt going to happen. I was treated like an idiot with no respect so i wont be putting it in the past, i will post my true experiences as i see fit. No disrespect to you Sarah but i have absolutely no respect for GP as a provider, this forums ethos is where the punter comes first, a concept that GP should embrace in my view, honesty is always the best policy and smart providers realise this, they really want punters repeat business and offering a good honest service and doing what it says on the tin is always the best way of getting those repeat punters.

I have no interest in ever returning to GP but i do hope honesty will now by the policy so other punters benefit. If it isnt it will get onto the internet that its not so GP have a choice to make.

I hope your getting on well Sarah anyway. ;)

Offline jacksparrow11

Are you on commision Jack ? :)

No Free Parties & No Commission Steve.  :lol:

Offline smiths

Just to clarify a point here, its been pointed out to me that on the GP site it says call Terry, well Terry was the owner in 2008 and the one doing most of the lying to me. So if he hasnt gone how will GPs service improve, the man is a congential liar and real pond life in my unfortunate experiences of dealing with him.

Offline Steve2

No Free Parties & No Commission Steve.  :lol:

I'd ask for a discount at least if I were you :)

Offline jacksparrow11

I get my Annual Christmas card & thats it Steve. :lol:

Offline smiths

from the girls point of view.....
having worked in the adult party industry for about 11 years....... Gangbang Uk, gangbang Heaven, Chrome, Robles,  Gentlemens parties for a while then at Lady marmalades parties for almost 5 years then back to Gentlemens parties, I thought that maybe you guys would like my point of view ....

many years ago I left Gentlemens parties (gentlemens Relish) because of all the reasons you have mentioned in this thread....
I then joined LMP in the days when it was 3 girls and 3 days a week .... when sometimes only 3 guys turned up and girls were sent home..... and guys told that one girl didnt turn up!...... in those days the gang bangs used to be proper parties.... involving real party girls who enjoyed themselves and wanted to please.....
I enjoyed them so much that I looked forward to next one and raved about them to any one who listened ... and many of you probably remember me on all the forums, getting on my soapbox and raving about how fantastic it was there..... :yahoo: :dance: :hi:
over time LMP grew bigger and bigger and become the No. 1 adult party in England..... word got around and more and more girls wanted to join.......
BUT! .......
they became a victim of there own success......   oh and please dont get me wrong...... from a guys point of view the parties are still great, and are very well organised,...... but for the girls..... it changed!...... we became mechanical ...... told how to be (me? after 8 odd years of doing this, being told how to do my job)... we had to compete, to shine, to house keep, to out do, told to shove fingers up arses and always having to fight for our place for next week.... and then to be told that you are not as popular any more so you get outed to the once in 3 weeks milfs we are not allowed to work for anyone else but think yourself lucky that you still have a job.......
and jeeeez ..... the guilt if you wanted to take a break! or talk to the guys :manhater:
I wasnt as popular any more because I wasnt fun any more.... I was just going through the motions.... I dreaded working there, we was always looking over our shoulders,  I started to hate it.... my knees were raw from 6 hours of one position ....  on my knees spit roasted on a round robin.... saying..... "next!"  :scare:
you will have noticed that one by one the "party" girls left LMP to work for GP ....  (replaced by working girls getting paid for doing a job)
 ..... but we were willing to take a pay cut and work at a place that had bad reports.... just so we can do a job we love in the way guys love us doing it.....
its been the best move ever.....we dont give a shit about the venue or the food or the ratio in fact sometime when it was 15 plus guys.... they turn out to be the best parties ever :dancegirl:...... even the guys loved it.... if they werent playing they enjoyed watching the live 3d porn lol
yes there was a lot of bad press mostly from the days of a certain guy who run them back then but us girls are tying hard to change all that and bring them back up to scratch..... but its not easy when everyone keeps bringing up the past.....

instead of comparing the 2 parties...... try to realise that they are very different set ups
Lmp is known for its 2 hours of full on fucking 7 stunning working girls (doing a job) at fantastic value for money
GP is also 2 hours of full on fucking..... with porn or party girls, but you are also given an hour of getting ready/chilling out/getting to know who you are fucking/having a laugh and not being made to join in then get embarrassed because you cant rise to the challenge :cry:....  you have the time to recover first :yahoo:

Its again been pointed out to me by a punter i know, trust and respect greatly that your no longer on GPs site, which a look confirms, so whats happened in just over a month since you were saying how much fun was being had their?

They have a terrible recent FR as well albeit by an author with no long history so it could be false.

If you reply to this post and this is really you Sarah can you please tell me how i usually dressed was it smart, smart casual or casual, we met enough times for you to recall this in my view. Also what did i sometimes do at the end of a party once it had finished. Please give as much detail in your reply so i can believe its coming from you and not GP who i wouldnt be surprised would pretend to be you.

Offline Marmalade

This will be very interesting if it is indeed the tall slim intelligent English Sarah from LMP.  As Smiths says, the question is one of verification. If it is not Sarah, it is still one of the most intelligent critiques for several years - usually it is just fake reports slagging off LMP and they eventually get caught quite easily. This one is trying to say look, they're just different, which is a far more mature approach - again irrespective of the post's provenance.

For the record, I've punted at LMP many times and have fond memories of Sarah at two maybe three parties. She genuinely gave of herself, which won her my respect, even when she was getting to be a few years older than the other girls. I've only punted at GP once and must admit felt it was a bit of a shambles. The point about getting to know the girls is fine if they were as interesting to talk to as Sarah. On my visit they were not.

Offline Phil Atio

This will be very interesting if it is indeed the tall slim intelligent English Sarah from LMP.  As Smiths says, the question is one of verification. If it is not Sarah, it is still one of the most intelligent critiques for several years - usually it is just fake reports slagging off LMP and they eventually get caught quite easily. This one is trying to say look, they're just different, which is a far more mature approach - again irrespective of the post's provenance.

For the record, I've punted at LMP many times and have fond memories of Sarah at two maybe three parties. She genuinely gave of herself, which won her my respect, even when she was getting to be a few years older than the other girls. I've only punted at GP once and must admit felt it was a bit of a shambles. The point about getting to know the girls is fine if they were as interesting to talk to as Sarah. On my visit they were not.

Agree about Sarah, I've fond memories of her, she was at the first party I attended at LMP and she really made me feel welcome.

To me the post attributed to her rather smacked of sour grapes, although until now I hadn't doubted whether it was genuine or not.

Offline smiths

This will be very interesting if it is indeed the tall slim intelligent English Sarah from LMP.  As Smiths says, the question is one of verification. If it is not Sarah, it is still one of the most intelligent critiques for several years - usually it is just fake reports slagging off LMP and they eventually get caught quite easily. This one is trying to say look, they're just different, which is a far more mature approach - again irrespective of the post's provenance.

For the record, I've punted at LMP many times and have fond memories of Sarah at two maybe three parties. She genuinely gave of herself, which won her my respect, even when she was getting to be a few years older than the other girls. I've only punted at GP once and must admit felt it was a bit of a shambles. The point about getting to know the girls is fine if they were as interesting to talk to as Sarah. On my visit they were not.

Certainly SarahBs pictures on GPs site were 100% the same Sarah who was at LMP for a long time, so it should be her who posted this if all is above board here.

The problem in her post to me was her saying the person who was the problem at GP in 2008 has gone. In reality the problem is the owner is the same as in 2008 he still says to contact him and on the same number as then so he hasnt gone. To me this undermines the honesty of Sarahs post as its factually incorrect. Knowing as i do that the owner is no einstein i wouldnt be at all surprised if this was an attempt to inform punters GP have turned a corner, not borne out by this recent FR if its not a fake of course. Thats why i will only believe the post was by Sarah if my questions and others i have are answered.

Sarah also didnt reply which i find odd, she went to the trouble of joining and posting a long post which as an intelligent woman as i know she is i assume she would of expected a reply to, yet she hasnt as yet replied back. 4 or so weeks later after all the fun she mentions she has disappeared off the site so being at GP for a very short period compared to the years at LMP. I would love to know why she has disappeared of their site and that it is Sarah who has posted this.

So Sarah please respond, it would be good to get a reply to my posts above and this one. ;)
« Last Edit: April 16, 2012, 01:29:27 PM by smiths »

Offline andrei

agree with smiths - no response is an indicator of guilt and kudos to smiths for figuring this out
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (andrei, london_lad_2)

Offline smiths

agree with smiths - no response is an indicator of guilt and kudos to smiths for figuring this out

Thanks, anything linked to GP is well dodgy in my experience, billy liar has more credibility in my eyes. ;)

Couldn't agree more about them being dodgy.

After I posted my recent PN FR and the various discussions that have taken place I find myself really angry. Firstly to have been taken in like that, after all the info was out there so was my own fault, but then now I know what a bunch of rip off merchants they are. Secondly the slagging off of all and sundry competitors is just so desperate and such a low, scumbag type of thing to do.

I feel like getting a group up and going along and demanding refunds!!

Offline smiths

Couldn't agree more about them being dodgy.

After I posted my recent PN FR and the various discussions that have taken place I find myself really angry. Firstly to have been taken in like that, after all the info was out there so was my own fault, but then now I know what a bunch of rip off merchants they are. Secondly the slagging off of all and sundry competitors is just so desperate and such a low, scumbag type of thing to do.

I feel like getting a group up and going along and demanding refunds!!

Welcome to the forum Exmoorvisitor. ;) Its worth noting GP are very often logged-in and reading this forum and auto-censored. They are aware what some of us think of them, utter lying scum led by pondlife who prefers fucking punters over than offering good service.

May he and his staff get nicked and his party closed doing all punters a favour. No doubt the police read punting forums for free intelligence gathering so if they read this please be aware GPs flat overlooks the Olympic park, and a quick look at their site gives their phone number from which their address can be found. I wont be grassing them up myself by ringing the police but certainly wont be sad to see them go and the owner especially done, thick arsehole that he is. ;)

Online James999

Surely it is now time to move the thread to the bad providers section   :sarcastic:

Offline smiths

I see Exmoorvisitor has posted GP offered him money off a future party in exchange for a positive FR on auto-censored.

They must be desperate for punters to do this so i hope they are feeling the pinch.

An open message to GP who are logged-in here a lot, while i am a member here i will drag your name down at every opportunity. You fucked me over more than once by blatantly lying to me and treating me like a cunt, i will NEVER forget or forgive, believe me i despise you bunch of cunts and if you lose just one punter due to me posting my true experiences then its worth my while posting about them so all newbies are also aware as they join.

Its my pleasure to cause you problems, in fact its my great pleasure.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2012, 07:06:16 PM by smiths »

I must say that James suggestion of moving GP to the bad providers section may have been slightly tongue in cheek and I'm all for letting bad businesses fail through their own actions but I would be happy to see them moved there.

Nice to be noticed - thanks Smiths!! - and yes GP offered me financial discounts for a positive FR. You know the most galling thing is that the lippy shit put more effort into spelling out the offer and how we could benefit than he did making sure we had a good experience. Now where is the good business sense in that!!

Offline smiths

I must say that James suggestion of moving GP to the bad providers section may have been slightly tongue in cheek and I'm all for letting bad businesses fail through their own actions but I would be happy to see them moved there.

Nice to be noticed - thanks Smiths!! - and yes GP offered me financial discounts for a positive FR. You know the most galling thing is that the lippy shit put more effort into spelling out the offer and how we could benefit than he did making sure we had a good experience. Now where is the good business sense in that!!

No problem, it was my absolute pleasure to post about this.

They have no business sense, an idiot could do a better job just by offering an honest service yet this bunch prefer to fuck punters over and arent smart people.

I should of added in my earlier post that at every party i go to i run GP down to punters, probably done this with about 200 punters so i hope they spread on it so eventually GP will be lucky to get one man and his dog.

With this and the threat of a police raid as they are right slap bang near the Olympic park i hope the owner is worrying about his poxy parties future, or hopefully for punters sakes no future.

Thanks for giving me a right chuckle, it made my night to read how desperate this bunch of lying scum must be. The beauty of punting forums, offer bad service and lie and you will be found out. GP simply never learn this obvious lesson being too thick and wishing to fuck punters over rather than be honest. I really hope the consequences of their decisions costs them financially, and that they spent the money i paid in good faith well, there wont be anymore forthcoming but i will be extracting my pound of flesh as i see fit by bad mouthing them to as many punters as i can. ;)

Online James999

I must say that James suggestion of moving GP to the bad providers section may have been slightly tongue in cheek and I'm all for letting bad businesses fail through their own actions but I would be happy to see them moved there.

Not tongue in cheek at all, they clearly appear a bad provider and Mods love moving topics so it should clearly be in that section  :hi:

Offline Jerboa

I'm well aware of the lies and BS from GP, I've not been back since '09 where I saw Kandi and Keira Farrell and another lady who was S.American, I did have a good time, and the ratio was fairly low, I know they still lie, but If I'm thinking with my dick, I still want to go see Katja and Summer again, and Karlie Simon, Tiffany Kingston, Scarlett March.

If I did return I would double check the girls were In the building before handing over any cash, and that we would be starting on time, and the ratio was fair.

What I don't understand is how such a bad business model is able to continue financially ?

Even the management know that the GP model isn't working, they are aware of the problems and they still haven't done anything to rectify them.

It's for these reasons I simply cannot recommend Gentlemen's Parties.

I visited and wrote a field report which is available on auto-censored, they refuted the field report as I had got the date incorrect. BUT the events on my field report were exactly as it happend, anyway for anyone wanting to see the lovely SarahB she is on adultwork.co.uk her ID is below.

Sarah B = Adultwork ID 967510
« Last Edit: April 29, 2012, 09:58:36 PM by niceguyjames »




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