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Author Topic: Alfresco punting  (Read 2518 times)

In this unusually hot weather we are experiencing has any one else had the opportunity for some outdoor punting.

I had arranged an hour and half meet with a regular of mine and upon arrival she said I have a proposition for you, as it's so hot do you want to have the meet in the garden rather than the bedroom. With a big grin I said I was up for a spot of alfresco. :thumbsup:

She went on to explain both her neighbours were away and we would not be over looked, about 20 minutes into the punt we here alot of noise from the next door garden, somebody has come round to put the bins out for neigbour. She asks if i want to go in, to which I reply we've started now so we're not stopping.

He must of took at least half an hour to sort those bins.

Definitely a punt to remember.
 :hi:

Offline andyrou

Yeah I'm sorry if I disturbed you but those bins were as full as your balls! Ha ha ha

Come on then, who is she? Link please, I fancy some back garden action. Here's hoping.

Andy


Offline LL

It would be nice to meet a WG in a field or in the woods. That way I could tick another porn-inspired punt off the bucket list :)

Offline smiths

It would be nice to meet a WG in a field or in the woods. That way I could tick another porn-inspired punt off the bucket list :)

Watch your tackle in the woods, I once had a small branch just miss mine but still hurt my thigh. :scare:

Golf courses that are shut for the night are good places for some alfresco sex in my experience with the option of fucking in the bunkers though that has its own hazards with sand getting in places you don't want sand. Persuading WGs is the thing though of course.

Did it a few times with a girl, during school holidays, her flat was nt available, went to various places parks, behind abandoned supermarkets, she dropped her jeans, did it standing up doggy, in many ways my finest hour, very Jeremy kyle.

Watch your tackle in the woods, I once had a small branch just miss mine but still hurt my thigh. :scare:

Golf courses that are shut for the night are good places for some alfresco sex in my experience with the option of fucking in the bunkers though that has its own hazards with sand getting in places you don't want sand. Persuading WGs is the thing though of course.
Well I hope your a member and not dodging paying the green fees  :D

I did it when I was about 20 with an ex GF on a secluded beach in the middle of the day, just after finishing I climbed off and was removing the johnny only to see a beachcomber complete with metal detector strolling down the beach about 50 metres away, there is no way he didn't see.

Someone also once told me they did it in the woods and got a tick on their bollocks  :scare:

Offline Old monk

In my time I've had a few decent Al fresco moments, stair wells in hotels, parks, fields, even under the pier at Eastbourne with the Queue for the local night club three feet from our writhing bodies but, If any one can beat the cereal aisle of Sainsbury in Bath on a hot Sat afternoon I'd be impressed.

In my time I've had a few decent Al fresco moments, stair wells in hotels, parks, fields, even under the pier at Eastbourne with the Queue for the local night club three feet from our writhing bodies but, If any one can beat the cereal aisle of Sainsbury in Bath on a hot Sat afternoon I'd be impressed.

Offline Hertsgent

I was fancying some outdoor action today - but I cured myself with a lunchtime trip to town, where I saw the usual fine collection of ugly, fat, misshapen benefit-claiming women. Surprisingly my interest in anything sexual completely disappeared......

How I wish I worked in London, where sunshine = wankfest......

Offline Teessider

As a teenager, I fucked my girlfriend in the back of my mini parked by the banks of the river Tyne on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

The deal was that I would watch out for people approaching from the rear and she would watch out to the front.
 
Mid passion, a dog walker suddenly appeared beside the car having approached from the front.

When I asked her why she hadn't spotted him, she said she was enjoying it so much she closed her eyes.  :scare:

We carried on fucking anyway.  :D

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de


Golf courses that are shut for the night are good places for some alfresco sex in my experience with the option of fucking in the bunkers though that has its own hazards with sand getting in places you don't want sand. Persuading WGs is the thing though of course.

+1.

I managed a little al fresco dalliance on a golf course during my last review  :D. As with golf though, I was certainly trying to avoid the bunkers as we strode out to a green instead. Very happy memories.  :cool:

In my very early 20's I used to DJ in a local pub. One night I put on a long playing record and took my GF round the back (no pun intended) and shagged her came and got back into the pub to mix in another record.

The good old days ;)

Offline Diehard

I've had some memorable Al fresco moments, the wildest was sex in a city centre one lunch time against a wall. We were spotted a few times I think.

Had numerous car sex but I don't count that Al fresco.

Currently seeking an escort for Al fresco fun but it hard to find any who are up for it. In this weather you would think a lot would go for the idea as well really as they would make good money as Id pay extra for it.

I enjoyed my time in those wheeliebins... :yahoo:

Offline LL

Currently seeking an escort for Al fresco fun but it hard to find any who are up for it.
I can imagine it is difficult since most women like the security of having their pimp in the next room or close by. I guess we'd need to ask our regulars (if we have any - personally I don't).

Offline LL

I enjoyed my time in those wheeliebins... :yahoo:
We're not even going to ask. Technically that's not alfresco anyway as you would have been indoors (or under-lid - same thing in principle).

Offline Tiger63

Had a gf  who liked to try it in a woods near where she lived.
Then she started to want to be tied to a tree with her knickers  round her knees. Then she would tell me to leave her for 15 mins. ..The idea was that if a guy was walking past he could fuck  her. It never happened. ..However it was a great  frantic  shag  afterwards.

As we're going off topic and talking about civvies rather than punts, I will recount an alfresco encounter with a young women a few years ago, at a local beauty spot when decided to get frisky so darted into some thick undergrowth and started hammering away when I felt something warm and wet on my arse crack. Turn around to find a dog having a fucking good sniff. :scare: I'm frantically trying to knock this dog away whilst still trying to carry on with the shag when said owner of dog pokes his head into the bushes to see what was going on.

Offline mh

As we're going off topic and talking about civvies rather than punts, I will recount an alfresco encounter with a young women a few years ago, at a local beauty spot when decided to get frisky so darted into some thick undergrowth and started hammering away when I felt something warm and wet on my arse crack. Turn around to find a dog having a fucking good sniff. :scare: I'm frantically trying to knock this dog away whilst still trying to carry on with the shag when said owner of dog pokes his head into the bushes to see what was going on.

Also non-punting, I was courting once (this story isn't going where I would have liked it to) and was walking hand in hand with the target of my affection, alongside the river bank somewhere between Reading and Oxford when I became aware of a rustling in the bushes. It quickly became evident that it was human rather than animal, though there were animal noises. As we got closer suddenly this man jumped out doing up his trousers and a woman came out afterwards knickers in hand and rather flushed.

Me and my girl pissed ourselves laughing as they ran off but she would not let me emulate their activities with her. I thought it might at least lead to success later but I never got past clothed fumbling with her.

And for the avoidance of doubt and before you suggest it, I didn't have a dog with me and didn't have a sniff myself...  :sarcastic:

Offline Sonny Crockett

An outdoor punt is something I would liked to have done!!!!!
Banning reason: Troll

I have suggested alfresco a few times to wg's, I enjoy it in civvy life.

Finding a wg up for it has so far proved tricky though.

I know a few have reviews that include alfresco such as LK. 
Others have expressed an interest,
but being offered a slot, getting the weather and location right, has proved suprisingly tricky!!

 :wacko: :wacko: :cool:

Offline Zeusthedoc

In this unusually hot weather we are experiencing has any one else had the opportunity for some outdoor punting.

I had arranged an hour and half meet with a regular of mine and upon arrival she said I have a proposition for you, as it's so hot do you want to have the meet in the garden rather than the bedroom. With a big grin I said I was up for a spot of alfresco. :thumbsup:

She went on to explain both her neighbours were away and we would not be over looked, about 20 minutes into the punt we here alot of noise from the next door garden, somebody has come round to put the bins out for neigbour. She asks if i want to go in, to which I reply we've started now so we're not stopping.

He must of took at least half an hour to sort those bins.

Definitely a punt to remember.
 :hi:

So who was this WG?

Offline Weyoun

Only punted outdoors once. Had been having comms with a new girl in my area, 18 fit as fuck, I only went near as she had recently become a duo partner of a well known WG who had done some work for Killergram. Anyway her  AW profile stated that her incall location was 3 miles from me however after talking to her the place she used for incalls was 15 miles away, given the time of night there was no way I could get away with being gone that long and told her maybe some other time. So I gets an email back saying perhaps we could come to another arrangement. She couldn't do incalls at her place as she lived with family but knew somewhere locally that we could get down to business. I asked her to elaborate and she suggested an outdoors visit. Intrigued (something to tick off the bucket list) I accepted and we agreed to meet at the end of her road. It was quite a well to do area and I was nervous standing around, even more so when a cop car began circling the area. I went for a walk down the road and texted her. Turns out she was right behind me and we headed towards the nearby woods. The place she had in mind was just off the sports field of a local high school, we went fairly deep into the woods and found a tree that had branches that came down a covered a nice secluded area. As she was new to AW she asked me if I minded if she took some photos for her private gallery (no face shots of me of course) I was a little nervous but said why not. She took some photos of her giving me OWO and penetration. Anyway we got down to business and had a good time, she'd brought a blanket with her so it was quite comfortable. As she was so fit and had such a cracking pair of tits I was quite keen to see her again. Later that night she emailed (to my fake account) the photos. I have to keep them hidden in cloud storage so the OH doesn't see them. Sad this girl packed up esccorting.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2015, 09:08:29 PM by Weyoun »

One night (probably around 1am) I picked up a street girl many years ago in my car, I said I didn't want to do the deed inside my motor. We parked up, walked into a churchyard and I fucked her while she was up against the wall.

Offline gary03

did a daytime car meet at local beauty spot a few weeks ago.were interrupted by walkers a couple of times but suppose danger adds to fun.she contacted me today & suggested a corn field she has found for tomorrow so see how we get on.


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