Once i got a credit note for my door fee!
In the late nineties i used to visit The Ambassador on Lothian Road (EDIN)
It was a bit like a club where you paid an entry/room fee on the door.
Anyway after wandering into the lounge i was greeted by 3 mingers and two others with stinky attitudes.
It turned into an arguement as i would not pick any of them. To cut a long story short, i was given a free pass for next time.
Anyhows me being quite nieve in those days was walking by there skint one day with my free pass. I thought fuck it i'll just go in for the massage. Selected a girl, then went to the room, proceeded to get undressed. when the fit wee ruski chick asked what i wanted?
"just the massage please"
she swore a lot. then i realised you cant just have a massage. Apologised and left again with my free pass which i used next time to punt.
No real gain, but more importantly no loss or injury.
That place has about a hundred foot staircase leading straight on to the pavement. there have been a few who have left there the quick way