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Author Topic: An irritation on parlour web sites.  (Read 2292 times)

Offline NIK

I have noticed an increasing tendency when listing services for their girls parlours are starting to tick virtually every box for every girl, then use the disclaimer 'all services are at discretion.'
Whilst it's only fair that girls should be able to decline any service with certain punters, it does seem a bit of a cop out.

Offline James999

services are at discretion.'

Perhaps it's timers to pay "At Discretion"  :hi:

Offline mattylondon

I have noticed an increasing tendency when listing services for their girls parlours are starting to tick virtually every box for every girl, then use the disclaimer 'all services are at discretion.'
It's also a tactic used on AW a lot too, which is why it's always best to call and confirm, in addition to asking the girl exactly what she provides before handing over your hard earned cash. A bit of a worrying development if parlours are now doing this too?


Whilst you have the cash you still have the power, so I would confirm everything before handing anything over. Once on the phone and once again in person.


Perhaps it's timers to pay "At Discretion"  :hi:

The day that happens is the day negative feedback will cease to exist!

Offline mattylondon

Whilst you have the cash you still have the power, so I would confirm everything before handing anything over. Once on the phone and once again in person.
Absolutely spot on and that approach is the only way to go. The only thing that can really still mess that up is a non-English speaking prossie or a foreign one who loses her command of English straight after you hand over your cash! It's not always possible to completely cover all your bases, but I've applied those rules for a year and always got the services I wanted, even if they haven't always been delivered that well, on the odd occasion!

The day that happens is the day negative feedback will cease to exist!
It's also interesting that in Thailand, I paid for the punt afterwards (apart from bar fine) and not before. That also rules out being fucked around on services. :hi:

Offline ladyofthemansion

When a girl claims to do oral without at discretion it means she wont if your cock stinks.

When a girl claims to do french kissing at discretion it means she wont if you have halitosis.

When a girl claims to do anal at discretion it means she wont if you have a humungis cock.

Sounds fair enough to me.

Offline mattylondon

When a girl claims to do oral without at discretion it means she wont if your cock stinks.

When a girl claims to do french kissing at discretion it means she wont if you have halitosis.

When a girl claims to do anal at discretion it means she wont if you have a humungis cock.

Sounds fair enough to me.
  :lol: Of course all that is qualified by saying that may apply to you & others, but not all prossies, some of who have been known the rip offpunters by premiering services they do not deliver.  It's am excuse I've read quite a lot. I always look at profiles that are replete with services ' with discretion', with a degree of initial suspicion. Ive never had the issue myself, but perhaps  not having a cheesy bell bell end and halitosis has helped! Sounds like your arse would be to far too tight for me I'm afraid.  :hi:
« Last Edit: February 09, 2012, 08:00:37 AM by mattylondon »

Offline mattylondon

A ' lady' are we?  :D Yep, but all fair enough comment, where that genuinely applies.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2012, 07:59:23 AM by mattylondon »

Offline ladyofthemansion

  :lol: Of course all that is qualified by saying that may apply to you & others, but not all prossies, some of who have been known the rip offpunters by premiering services they do not deliver.  It's am excuse I've read quite a lot. I always look at profiles that are replete with services ' with discretion', with a degree of initial suspicion. Ive never had the issue myself, but perhaps  not having a cheesy bell bell end and halitosis has helped! Sounds like your arse would be to far too tight for me I'm afraid.  :hi:

Nothing gets near my virginal arse.

Offline Melb

There are plenty of girls whose profiles offer services that they have no intention of giving.
The excuses are:

 - I didn't write the profile and they made a mistake
 - I used to do this but not anymore
 - It doesn't say that on my profile - you're lying
 
Sometimes they admit it's a gimmick (fraud). "I just say that to get people to come".
Some pro$$ies have refused me anal because my dick's too big. This is ridiculous because it's long and thin - because I'm a tight-fisted wanker. Boom boom!  :dance:

Offline smiths

When a girl claims to do oral without at discretion it means she wont if your cock stinks.

When a girl claims to do french kissing at discretion it means she wont if you have halitosis.

When a girl claims to do anal at discretion it means she wont if you have a humungis cock.

Sounds fair enough to me.

Indeed, in reality everything is at the WGs discretion till she actually sees and smells you IF she cares about such things as personal hygiene.

If i book a punt i ensure i am clean as standard, have a shower at her place which takes a few minutes and am ready to go. If at this stage the DFK and OWO agreed for example actually isnt on offer thats when i am obviously not happy.

I rarely have a problem getting the services agreed when i have booked, i always confirm that what i require is definitely on offer when i confirm my booking just before leaving mine and once again in person with the WG before handing my cash over, only the very worst WGs have said after i have given them my money that actually what she just confirmed was on offer actually isnt. The lesson is confirm and confirm as thats the best a punter can do, if the WG is an outright liar to your face then there isnt much i can do about it except tell her what i think of her and post about her to warn other punters.

Offline Jimmyredcab


It's also interesting that in Thailand, I paid for the punt afterwards (apart from bar fine) and not before. That also rules out being fucked around on services. :hi:

I have read on the International forums that some Go-Go bars are trying to get the whole fee upfront (via the mamasam) ----- this must be resisted, threaten to walk away and they will back down.    :drinks:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Indeed, in reality everything is at the WGs discretion till she actually sees and smells you IF she cares about such things as personal hygiene.

Not always the case, sometimes the girl has no intention of offering certain services but does not want to lose potential punters, the best example is Anal at discretion -------------- but every punter will be told they are too big.  :( :(

Fatpro$$ie

I dont see the point of at discretion.  You either offer it or you dont unless of course the guy has a 12 inch thick cock then anal might be off the menu.
French kissing at discretion, noooo, if he smells that bad you dont want to kiss him, give him his money back and tell him to leave.  Simples

I do not offer anything at discretion but I do state that if you have bad hygiene you will be told to leave, regardless of its your breathe or body odour. No discretion, I just wont touch you at all and sure as hell wont let you touch me so booking cancelled

Offline smiths

Not always the case, sometimes the girl has no intention of offering certain services but does not want to lose potential punters, the best example is Anal at discretion -------------- but every punter will be told they are too big.  :( :(

I covered that scenario in my second paragraph, as a punter getting confirmation when booking and again in person BEFORE handing my cash over is the best i can do. Two WGs in Hatfield were the last to rip me off by  agreeing to offer the services i required in person before i paid them only to return from stashing my cash saying they both had bad gums so couldnt actually offer what they had just agreed they would. I was then up shit creek without a paddle with them refusing to give me my money back. I left and warned other punters but their A/W profile soon disappeared anyway. :thumbsdown: :mad:

Fatpro$$ie

Thats something else I never understand, the whole leaving the room to stash the cash. I always leave it where the client can see it or just put it in a drawer in the room.  I never leave the room to put the money elsewhere as that just says you dont trust the guy at all. Once he has left I then put the cash away somewhere safe.

Offline James999

Thats something else I never understand, the whole leaving the room to stash the cash. I always leave it where the client can see it or just put it in a drawer in the room.  I never leave the room to put the money elsewhere as that just says you dont trust the guy at all. Once he has left I then put the cash away somewhere safe.

Often they need to give the money to a Pimp / Dealer / Husband, so they can go shopping / punting or whatever  :hi:

At least when they leave the room it gives you a chance to turn their clock back 10 mins and have a rummage through the draws  :hi:

Offline Ali Katt

I have noticed an increasing tendency when listing services for their girls parlours are starting to tick virtually every box for every girl, then use the disclaimer 'all services are at discretion.'
Whilst it's only fair that girls should be able to decline any service with certain punters, it does seem a bit of a cop out.
I don't think this is anything new to be honest. What's worse is men who pay upfront in a parlour and pay extra for say DFK only to get a peck on the lips. I don't pay for extras and try to avoid paying upfront in parlours unless it's that parlour's policy.

At least when they leave the room it gives you a chance to turn their clock back 10 mins and have a rummage through the draws 

Quality

I went through a phase of seeing if i could squeeze a quick dangerwank in, in the time between the maid showing me to the boudoir and the girl entering the room.

Did it loads. only problem is once or twice i had to eat my spooge as i heard the creak of the stairs.
I told a girl once and she thought i was a right cheeky twat :D

Offline mattylondon

I went through a phase of seeing if i could squeeze a quick dangerwank in, in the time between the maid showing me to the boudoir and the girl entering the room.
I'm confused by this?!  :unknown: What's the purpose of wanking on site before your punt? That's never crossed my mind, so I'm genuinely interested to know why you'd do that?! Have you ever popped before the main action?!  :D

I'm confused by this?!  :unknown: What's the purpose of wanking on site before your punt? That's never crossed my mind, so I'm genuinely interested to know why you'd do that?! Have you ever popped before the main action?!  :D

It was a buzz with the danger of getting caught, also i could fuck for england after getting rid of the backlog.  Plus the girl would usually have to work harder for her cash :D

Offline adindas

I think this could used if they are planning to stay on the business just for a short term. The purpose here is that hit and run. They do not need their clients to visit them on the second time. After a certain time close it, move to other place, and/or city and then use a different name. 

But, I believe  a reputable parlour, who aims for a long tern relationship with their clients is not going to do that.  They should use general principle in which any other service businesses have been adopting " under promise and over deliver".

Punting business is a repeated business  once the client loves the service they will come back ...

I have noticed an increasing tendency when listing services for their girls parlours are starting to tick virtually every box for every girl, then use the disclaimer 'all services are at discretion.'
Whilst it's only fair that girls should be able to decline any service with certain punters, it does seem a bit of a cop out.

Offline ladyofthemansion

It was a buzz with the danger of getting caught, also i could fuck for england after getting rid of the backlog.  Plus the girl would usually have to work harder for her cash :D

Some guys after going to a parlour view the girls then ask to go loo, have a wank, then walk.

Offline mattylondon

Plus the girl would usually have to work harder for her cash :D
:lol: :lol:

I always make sure they work hard for their cash! No easy rides with this call sign!  :lol:

Offline mattylondon

Some guys after going to a parlour view the girls then ask to go loo, have a wank, then walk.
How odd of them?! Sounds akin to a glorified wank booth!? They really do that?! :D


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