Hornyblonde91 - Birmingham

[Chuckman]

After being lied to by Emily@19 I looked down to the next one on the HL which was Hornyblonde91. This afternoon I arranged the booking with her. 

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Comms: 10/10. I sent her a text around 3:45pm asking her for an hour booking at 5pm. This wasn't a problem and gave me the address of a block of flats. The same complex of flats that Emily@19 uses but not the same block.


Location: 9/10. One of the blocks of flats near Tesco Express. It looks new inside with laminate flooring, grey carpet in the bed and living rooms, white painted walls and what looks like furniture straight from Ikea. Very clean and spacious. Curtains are closed as you can see in from the courtyard.


Who: 10/10. Her pictures on AW are accurate, very attractive lady. She has had a boob job but it's subtle and nicely done. Lovely figure and arse. Her spoken English is good and had no trouble conversing.


Services: 8/10. £110 for one hour. Her likes are accurate apart from the only thing she doesn't do is anal. Apparently it's too big. I'm slightly above average but certainly nothing that would give Ron Jeremy sleepless nights. Not a deal breaker as doing anal is all right but it's nothing special.


Started with OWO with DT which was surprisingly good. Had a good feel of her boobs and they were nice and a bit too firm to be natural but was too busy enjoying the OWO and her boobs to give it much thought. She became one of the few girls to finish me off through oral and after a quick trip to the bathroom to lose the newly acquired contents in her mouth it was time to return the favour. As I got to work lapping away like a thirsty cat she lay there with her hands behind her head and a big smile on her face. Once this was completed it was on to the next paragraph.


Her FK was nice with a bit of tongue tussling before onto round two. Now I had no chance of climaxing but went through the motions, starting with doggy. HB91 is tight and felt nice and she was making the appropriate noises. We went onto mish which I always found difficult with the slim escorts but gave it a go for a while before finishing with HR and OWO and giving it up as a bad job. Not her fault as she did try, but mine.


Attitude: 9/10. Friendly, outgoing and fascinated with my blue hair! She gave me a good service and at no time felt rushed, in fact stayed fifteen minutes over my hour. We made small talk without any problems and she came across personable and nice.


Conclusion: 9/10. Best EE experience I've had. She was friendly and made the appointment enjoyable. I would certainly see her again.


Many thanks to BillyBackDoor for the format.

[tnalove]

Good review.

Would it be that Emily19's pimp/flatmate lied? She apparently doesn't answer for herself.

Another thread, which has its own worrying news on her, suggested she had moved to Digbeth so are you still referring to the Constitution Hill place for Horneyblonde91?

Thanks

[Chuckman]

Good review.

Would it be that Emily19's pimp/flatmate lied? She apparently doesn't answer for herself.

Another thread, which has its own worrying news on her, suggested she had moved to Digbeth so are you still referring to the Constitution Hill place for Horneyblonde91?

Thanks

Was in contact with Emily herself and she said I could have a shower before the start of the appointment since I was coming there from work. After having the shower she told me that the time showering would come out of the appointment so I walked.

As for HB91, her place is the flat complex in Hall Street on Constitution Hill, the same one Emily uses.

[The Wagged Wascal]

Was in contact with Emily herself and she said I could have a shower before the start of the appointment since I was coming there from work. After having the shower she told me that the time showering would come out of the appointment so I walked.

As for HB91, her place is the flat complex in Hall Street on Constitution Hill, the same one Emily uses.

Firstly, are you certain it was Emily herself that you spoke to?

Secondly, given that whoever you spoke to doesn't speak English as a first language, are you certain that the whole thing was nothing more than a simple misunderstanding.

And thirdly, since when has taking a shower not come out of the appointment.

[BillyBackDoor]

Many thanks to BillyBackDoor for the format.

Cheers mate, but I'm fairly sure I 'borrowed' it from someone else.

[johnnyboy61]

And thirdly, since when has taking a shower not come out of the appointment.

A regular of mine in London makes a point of showing you the timer on her phone, starting it after the initial chat and shower and when you are both ready for the action to start. Of course she has to allow more time between bookings and perhaps whoever is controlling Emily's diary is not giving her sufficient time. Do we know how independent she actually is?

[Chuckman]

Firstly, are you certain it was Emily herself that you spoke to?

Secondly, given that whoever you spoke to doesn't speak English as a first language, are you certain that the whole thing was nothing more than a simple misunderstanding.

And thirdly, since when has taking a shower not come out of the appointment.

Yes it was Emily to whom I spoke. She was perfectly clear how much time I had left (18 minutes) for the appointment. Never had a problem with showering before the appointment with other WGs.

[Trevor12]

A regular of mine in London makes a point of showing you the timer on her phone, starting it after the initial chat and shower and when you are both ready for the action to start. Of course she has to allow more time between bookings and perhaps whoever is controlling Emily's diary is not giving her sufficient time. Do we know how independent she actually is?

I posted this on her most recent review

"By the sounds of it, the 'booking organiser' for the flat overlaps and double books- hence punters being cancelled when they get there or being made to wait. What this would mean for Emily, given her recent huge increase in publicity, is an endless stream of punters who have literally fucked her raw to the point where she needs cooling/numbing lube! Yes there are some good conveyor belts out there, but they tend to spend a week here per month. They aren't working non-stop for a month or two at a time like Emily tends to. It's no surpirse that her enthusiasm is declining.

I do hope she sees sense and goes 'proper' indy, as she seemed a nice girl with lots of potential."

[Trevor12]

Yes it was Emily to whom I spoke. She was perfectly clear how much time I had left (18 minutes) for the appointment. Never had a problem with showering before the appointment with other WGs.

12 minutes is a long time for a pre-punt shower. On a 30 minute booking, that's ~40%. 1-2 minutes max for me if they insist, just wash my bits, pits and crack.

There's a thread somewhere with a few good opinions on pre-punt showers- I'll try and find it.

[Dodo]

This time spent showering thing is not set down in stone. I never think to ask if its included in the time we are shagging. I think its fair either way but up to us to ask pre action if in doubt .

[ziubziauk]

Have to agree with Trevor on this one 12 mins in the shower on a 30 min booking is excessive. I generally find if your quick they don't include it in the time. By quick I mean the amount of time it takes them to stash the paperwork. I think if I was in the shower for that long i'd expect at least a portion of it to be deducted from the booking.

After all I'm not there for the shower facilities

As to Emily's independence She's been a regular of mine for about 6 months and she is about as independent as they get. I know she goes to college during the weekdays, and we've had conversations about how guys with poor hygiene have been booted from her flat and told never to return :p

As far as i'm concerned she's a star. I've never received anything other than a solid GFE from her with passion that is a rarity for girls in this game

[Toby]

Have to agree with Trevor on this one 12 mins in the shower on a 30 min booking is excessive. I generally find if your quick they don't include it in the time. By quick I mean the amount of time it takes them to stash the paperwork. I think if I was in the shower for that long i'd expect at least a portion of it to be deducted from the booking.

If I was in the shower that long I might as well have a bath.

[brumrock]

If I was in the shower that long I might as well have a bath.

 

[Juankerr]

Thanks for the review Chuckman. 

[Dodo]

If I was in the shower that long I might as well have a bath.

He must have been scrapping all the cheese out from under his foreskin

[Chuckman]

I just like to ensure I'm clean and fresh for the punt! 

And Dodo, I bow down to your estimatable knowledge of scraping knob cheese, it does seem you're quite experienced at it. 

And finally Juankerr, you're welcome. 

[Excalibur]

I had a confirmed booking yesterday that was cancelled by HB91 30 mins later due to sickness. Could be true but more likely gazumped by a regular who just wants to hold her hand. No big deal as I had not started to travel.

[Chuckman]

Good to hear you didn't have a wasted trip.

Try her again and if you get a similar response cross her off your list - there's plenty out there who want your money.