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My Flat Cardiff Bay
5'5" curvy size 12
34-38 C-D or what remains after the kids popped out!
Long frizzy black, Non attractive look.
Average looking/borderline ugly
OWO, Normal sex.
Not very! What you see in the pic is not what you get
The madam of the Agency has always told me she'd check and get back to me! I find that I always call back after 30 min.
She confirmed everything by text though after I had to re request it!
Unfortunately I opened the door without checking the spy glass and she walked straight in.
I instantly felt robbed. I just didn't have the heart to turn her away (Plus it would have cost).
She took the payment and then instantly said your hour is ticking, which I took as a Joke! However this was not the case. She had this really cheap watch like a casio special from argos. I am almost certain it had an alarm on it.
She got undressed and So did I. She attempted OWO but with no sucking this can feel weird.
There was a lot of spitting or dribbling going on and I had no interest by this point. I honestly thought my pathetic hard on was about to get worse. So I used my memory and started thinking of other stuff to get me going. Fuck knows what was turning me off the most? The slalom tracks on her gut, empty breasts, the overly sun kissed skin or her Australian accent.
After a while of boredom and counting sheep I bent her over placed on the rain coat and proceeded to fuck her. I wanted her gone asap and I think she knew that. I thrusted as if it was Y2K celebrations and some only to see the cheeky mare check her £10 Argos special for time.
Anyway long story short I sot my fat all over her ass and that was the end of that!
Moral of the story. Check the spyglass on your door and hope for the best!
Waste of money!
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