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2 review(s) for ENGLISH KELLY XX (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline BustaNut

Ok, I am absolutely fuming right now, please excuse any typos.

Booked half half an hour to see External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Called her and arranged a midday punt as my plan A, B & C had all gone tits up. Sounded very friendly and enthusiastic on the phone so shot down the motorway and was in Oldbury in no time at all. Called once I was there (parking is virtually non existent BTW) and was duely given the flat number.
The venue is a modern 3 storey block of flats on the corner of Century Road. I made my way up, knocked on the door and it magically appeared to open on it's own. Once inside the flat I turned around and was a little taken aback -it was a skinny indian/asian girl standing there. She led me into the bedroom and having seen the obvious look of surprise on my face told me there was a choice of two girls that day - her and Sapphire. I told her that I was there to see Sapphire and she disappeared to fetch her.
A few mins later Sapphire appeared - this is where I should have left. The pictures are either fake or very very airbrushed and old (her face isn't showing in them though). She has a firm round gut, small unshapely tits and a cellulitey arse. As I said at the start, all my best laid plans had gone tits up so I let the little man do the thinking and stayed.

We swapped bedrooms as the one we were in was obviously the other girls and once into the 2nd bedroom the cash was handed over. She dissapeared to stash the cash and was gone for around 5 mins, but I could hear her ordering a taxi for some reason. Once she returned she immediately started complaining that she was hungry and that she'd ordered a taxi to pick her up a Mcdonalds!!! Nice.
Anyhow, she pulls out the rubbers and I tell her I want OWO, she replies that she doesn't do CIM. No Problem I say.
She hops onto the bed and proceeds to give me a toothy 'tip job' - it's one of the worst blowjobs I've ever had. Her technique consists of putting the tip in her mouth for three seconds then taking it out and wanking it for 15 seconds. After around 4 minutes of this (amongst the constant complaints of it's too hot!!) she then suggests sex.

The condom goes on and it's a tight one - the tip of my dick looks pointed it's that tight! She asks me what position and I say doggy. We attempt entry for around 10 seconds before she turns around and say that it hurts, let do missionary. As I lay on top of and enter her I get an almighty whiff of her fanny - it stinks. The smell is that bad I start to lose my boner. I attempt penetration for a couple of mins but its not happening. I ask for lube and she says that she doesn't have any. I've just about had enough by now and I just want out. I whip off the condom and she gets up to run out the room. I tell her I haven't finished and to continue with a blowjob. She pulls a face like she's just smelled a fart, reluctantly comes back and starts giving me a tip job again. As she's blowing me she starts to gag - she's now complaining the condom tastes bad and it has numbed her mouth! I can't take much more of this shit so I just tell her to turn around and proceed to wank myself off over her arse whilst thinking about Daenerys Targaryen.

So, punt over. She hands me the dregs of the remaining toilet roll and starts telling me how she already has another client in the other room (I'd only been there a total of 15 minutes!) and how he's a regular, that she doesn't like him at all, and how she hates having one client after the other etc etc. This is a girl who obviously hates her job.
I then ask for a shower only to be told no as there is a third client waiting in the shower!!! I just shake my head, get changed and leave.

As I'm walking back to my car, I think to myself I'd basically just been charged £60 for a wank.  So, I decide to text Sapphire and tell her how poor the service was. I didn't ask for any money back (thats the risk you take when punting IMO), I just tell her that the service was terrible.

What happened next took me completely by surprise. She procedes to call me every name under the sun and threatens me that I would be outed, and my number would be put on facebook for everyone to know what a 'loser' I was that I had to pay for sex. I reply by telling her that she's an idiot, I use a punting phone so she can go right ahead - but she continues with the profanities  :dash:



So, to summise..........

The punt - every aspect was shit.
Her personal hygiene was attrocious - She walked straight into the next client without having a shower, I'm pretty sure she did the same with me  :scare:)
She had skin peeling off her tits and arms (I forgot to add that earlier - it scared the shit out of me, I thought it was dried cum!!  :scare:)
The place is a conveyer belt
She was constantly complaining
She stated that she hated having to see lots of clients
She threatened to post my number on facebook - even as I type this, another text has come through from her.




So guys, this one/group is one to most definitely avoid!!!

Dodo

  • Guest
Fuck me Busta what a terrible experience. You might have been better making a visit to Lildevil666  :(

Offline Trevor12

Bloody hell, that sounds like it couldn't have been any worse!

It's the same flat that I saw Indian Princess (profile has changed to another girl) but my review is here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45792.0

So glad I walked, but sorry to hear how shit your experience was. Threats to out you- should she go on the blacklist?

Thanks for sharing though, hopefully anybody who sees this will know now to avoid all girls at that group/agency/brothel.

Offline just_me

Dont have much luck with your punts looking at reviews! might be time to give in lol  :lol:

theGOAT

  • Guest
Sorry to hear you had this bad experience. 

On her AW profile I see she has zero feedback.  I've learnt not see girls with no feedback as they are invariably bad. Its often tempting to make a quick decision - especially if plan A, B, and C goes tits up - and their photos and profile look very inviting!!

When I search on AW I tend to sort by Escort Feedback so those with the most are at the top of the list and when I scan down I stop when it gets down to girls with 0 feedback.

I've also stopped seeing girls at "Escort Agencies" unless they have had good reviews on UKP - as again there is rarely any useful feedback on the agency website or AW.

willbred

  • Guest
Sorry to hear about this pile of crap. A salutory reminder that when plans  A B & C have gone and the desperate dick brain kicks in you might as well find a drain to put your hard -earned into. Been there...bad place

Offline BustaNut

Thanks guys. TBH I haven't had a bad punt in a while, I've tended to stick was that tried, tested and well reviewed. However on this occasion all my best laid plans fell through and frustration got the better of me. I thought that with her being English she'd be ok, but I would've probably been better off picking a Romanian!
Although all of my reviews are negative, as I've said before, I only tend to write a review for the shit punts. The good service providers (Hannah/Michelle/Pola etc) have enough positive reviews and IMO it would be pointless adding another to the mix. My reviews are mainly aimed towards helping fellow punters avoid wasting their money.

Dodo

  • Guest
A great unsefish principle to follow Busta. We all appreciate your bravery in going where no UKP punter has been before. Huggs and Kisses to ya.

Offline BustaNut

Lol. Mate, please, pretty please, with sugar on top, change that picture. I'm going blind, lol.

Offline Bumbuttass

I have a feeling Mr Dodo is Lildevils Sergei & the pic is up for promotional purposes  :D

Come on mate... 'fess up!

Offline Punjabi

Busta not sure if you have tried these 2 girls Indian henna and also Pakistani Anisha them are the only 2 girls that I see at that place that you have reviewed. I just normally go with there £40 quickie service.

No complaints with henna and anisha both lovely girls but the others are dire and just like your review.

Offline dboy74

Sorry to hear you had an awful experience, BustaNut!

Dodo

  • Guest
I have a feeling Mr Dodo is Lildevils Sergei & the pic is up for promotional purposes  :D

Come on mate... 'fess up!

<<<<<<<<<< ok, is this better. I do so like a bit of bush ;)

Chuckman

  • Guest
So sorry you had such a terrible punt and thank you for letting us know how awful she is - sounds like a right piece of work.

Offline BustaNut

So sorry you had such a terrible punt and thank you for letting us know how awful she is - sounds like a right piece of work.


No problem mate. It's all the more annoying as I chose not to go down the easier route of seeing a Romanian. Yes, the service would more than likely have been terrible, but at least the Romanians would've had a shower, lube or even wet wipes at the bare minimum!!

Offline Bumbuttass

<<<<<<<<<< ok, is this better. I do so like a bit of bush ;)

I too like a bush.... Only when it's plaited though  :hi:

Offline Ramone78

Excellent review, sounds an awful experience .
If shes threatening you, why not reply to one of her texts with a Helpful link to this page  :thumbsup:
That might make her realize that Punters can bite back  :drinks:
« Last Edit: June 25, 2015, 01:25:34 pm by Ramone78 »

Offline BustaNut

Excellent review, sounds an awful experience .
If shes threatening you, why not reply to one of her texts with a Helpful link to this page  :thumbsup:
That might make her realize that Punters can bite back  :drinks:

Mate, I'd do that, but I don't think that it would make any difference to her at all. We're all 'sad bastards who have to pay for sex' in her eyes.

random81

  • Guest
... proceed to wank myself off over her arse whilst thinking about Daenerys Targaryen.

I'd raise a toast to that  :drinks: