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Offline fuckalot

Midget/Dwarf, Still on my bucket list, any info, contacts gratefully appreciated 

Offline stevedave

It's a fairly small market for that kinda thing.



Sorry - couldn't resist...

Offline TheBSG

Just make sure that once you've handed the money over you don't get short changed :)

Offline cueball

It's a fairly small market for that kinda thing.





Get your coat

Ha ha

Offline sticko

It's a fairly small market for that kinda thing.



Sorry - couldn't resist...

You're right; it's dwarfed by the regular hookering business.

Badoomtish.

Offline fuckalot

Midget/Dwarf, Still on my bucket list, any info, contacts gratefully appreciated

Taxi for stevedave  :rolleyes:

Offline sticko

More seriously, Anni Doll is tiny.  Not my (very small) cup of tea but here she is:

External Link/Members Only

Offline fuckalot

It's a fairly small market for that kinda thing.



Sorry - couldn't resist...

Very disappointed with the response from you guys! you've all fell well short of my expectations! 

Offline NottsNylonLuvr

There was a midget WG in Birmingham.
She also did tarot readings.
She went on the run after being collared for benefit fraud.

She's a small medium at large.

yorkshire123

  • Guest
Very disappointed with the response from you guys! you've all fell well short of my expectations!

I agree, just a bunch of small minded fuckers  :P

fredpunter

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It's the little things that make life worth living

Offline Bangers and Gash


MrBridger

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If she got on a stepladder would that make her a High Ho?

yorkshire123

  • Guest
Do midgets charge less?

I believe midget prossie prices are at a all time low at the moment

Offline Bangers and Gash

Is it possible for a midget to go down on you.... when she's already there?  :unknown:

MrBridger

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Snow White thought 7 up was a drink...until she discovered dwarves.

yorkshire123

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Is it possible for a midget to go down on you.... when she's already there?  :unknown:

Come on Bangers, that question is way below the belt

Just Some Bloke

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Is it possible for a midget to go down on you.... when she's already there?  :unknown:

Maybe you can make her go up on you.

Offline Fragilehand

are they allowed disabled parking badges? the 2 who live near me both have em but yet seem perfectly fine until they have to reach the top shelf!

Offline fuckalot

I post a genuine request and get all this sarcasm from you guys, I can't believe you'd all stoop so low!

yorkshire123

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I post a genuine request and get all this sarcasm from you guys, I can't believe you'd all stoop so low!

I do hope that was intentional but somehow I doubt it   :lol:

Offline fuckalot

I post a genuine request and get all this sarcasm from you guys, I can't believe you'd all stoop so low!

I genuinely find this all a bit below the belt!

Offline S.X. MacHine

There was a dwarf dude here in Edinburgh who shagged a really tall prossie.
His friends put him up to it!


Offline fuckalot

There was a dwarf dude here in Edinburgh who shagged a really tall prossie.
His friends put him up to it!

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

MrBridger

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I suppose all of this is just a very long winded way of saying 'no - we don't know of any WGs who are genuinely 'Little people'. Looks like you'll have to wait a while to tick this one off your bucket list.

Chuckman

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More seriously, Anni Doll is tiny.  Not my (very small) cup of tea but here she is:

External Link/Members Only

After clicking on the link and then the middle picture my first thought was 'I didn't know Bonnie Langford was escorting'.

Offline Bigus Dickus

Fucking dwarfs! How low can you get!

 :sarcastic:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

More seriously, Anni Doll is tiny.  Not my (very small) cup of tea but here she is:

External Link/Members Only

natural or fake breasts? Hard to see from the photos.

Offline asseater34

natural or fake breasts? Hard to see from the photos.

the third photo is great example of how not to photoshop.

Offline smiths

More seriously, Anni Doll is tiny.  Not my (very small) cup of tea but here she is:

External Link/Members Only

Mixed reviews on here but if she didn't have unprotected sex on her list I might of given her a go for the novelty factor, not to keen on her also having receiving hardsports (shit) either, pity.

Offline Cuntminion

Nothing wrong with being a dwarf people are people , I just don't think I would actively look for one to duck

I know life's too short to have a comfort zone but it wouldn't for me


Offline SamLP

Mixed reviews on here but if she didn't have unprotected sex on her list I might of given her a go for the novelty factor, not to keen on her also having receiving hardsports (shit) either, pity.

She seems to have ticked off all the boxes except bb. I saw her on the back of Hydrant's review back in March. She doesn't do OWO and I would hazard a guess many of the options on her likes list are not on offer either including unprotected sex. Had a good punt with her despite despite reservations on her timekeeping. Was one to tick off the bucket list.

Offline smiths

She seems to have ticked off all the boxes except bb. I saw her on the back of Hydrant's review back in March. She doesn't do OWO and I would hazard a guess many of the options on her likes list are not on offer either including unprotected sex. Had a good punt with her despite despite reservations on her timekeeping. Was one to tick off the bucket list.

Thanks Sam, the lack of OWO is a never for me. ;)

Offline Boundless

I can see the attraction.
I'm well over 6 foot but would love to fuck a midget monkey styleee with her arms round your neck sitting on your cock.
Then take her arms off your neck and ride a unicycle round the room!!

Offline SamLP

Thanks Sam, the lack of OWO is a never for me. ;)

Usually for me too but on rare occasions I forgo the option as long as FK is included and in this instance I did so I could experience a tiny thing bouncing on my cock while stood up in the room  :cool:

Offline stevedave

I can see the attraction.
I'm well over 6 foot but would love to fuck a midget monkey styleee with her arms round your neck sitting on your cock.
Then take her arms off your neck and ride a unicycle round the room!!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline webpunter

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker about so tall.

Offline Cuntminion

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A: A little fucker about so tall.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

Here you go fella.

External Link/Members Only
she claims to be 37. I think she is bad at maths.

there is a linked review which has photographs of a different lady, so it is hard to know who is the real person behind the profile. It has the same AW ID of External Link/Members Only

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=14523

« Last Edit: September 01, 2017, 04:21:06 am by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline diomhair72

More seriously, Anni Doll is tiny.  Not my (very small) cup of tea but here she is:

External Link/Members Only

No idea why but she is on my list too just for the experience and its one way to make the old chap seem bigger :dance:

Offline shagmore

Here you go fella.

External Link/Members Only
If she is 37, then a very hard life.
Pity not in midlands, as would give her a try :sarcastic:

Offline Dipper

I can see the attraction.
I'm well over 6 foot but would love to fuck a midget monkey styleee with her arms round your neck sitting on your cock.
Then take her arms off your neck and ride a unicycle round the room!!


Genuine "LOL" upon reading this :lol:

Yogabear

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I seen two on AW advertising a gangbang together they were up for a little get together  :D

Offline shagmore

I seen two on AW advertising a gangbang together they were up for a little get together  :D
O dear, o dear, you did have to stoop that low.
 :lol:

Offline Zebedee70

Genuinely, I think I may have found one.
Profile says height - 4' 3"
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Offline joe diddley

Don't just go by the stated height on the AW profile, folks. Bear in mind that some of the EE girls don't really think in feet and inches and occasionally give rather strange answers to the question of what their height is.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Genuinely, I think I may have found one.
Profile says height - 4' 3"
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
She may not be good at measuring as gives her waist as 38 inches and is size 6