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On Monday after having a bad day at work I though of having a nice relaxing massage to de stress myself so I decided to pay a visit to the massage shop on Worcester street. When walking in I was greeted by a mature busty curvy (but not fat) Chinese lady behind one of those stringy curtain thingys through a arch way and I asked for a full body massage with extras and she said ok darling and I asked her if she could give me the massage because I really wanted to cop a feel of those nice round titties but she said no other girl do good massage and I asked her I can have a at the other girl and she said no so then I said ok and then I paid her £40 and then she took me into the room at the back.  While I was getting undressed I heard another bloke walk in and this bloke sounded like a 50 or 60 year old with a heavy black county accent just like the ones you hear from the people from bilston so then I hid behind the door thinking that he might walk in accidentally to my room.

 After when the oap yam yam guy went in to his room my masseuse walked in and you wouldn't believe what she was she was a skinny buck toothed Chinese lady with a flat chest and thighs as thick as my wrists and then I suddenly got really pissed off because I wanted the busy chinese mature lady to give me the massage not the skinny one.  While she was massaging my back she started to ask me what my name was and how old am but replied back to her in a grumpy grouchy way because i was still pissed off by the fact I wanted the massage done by the busty chinese lady and other thing that was also pissing me off was that I could here that oap yam yam guy making oh oh noises with sounds that you hear when your sitting on the toilet which was making me cringe.

While I was having the massage the irritating oap yam yam guy kept on getting more and more noisier and then I got angry and I shouted out FOR FUCK SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! then the guy went quiet then the woman who was giving me the massage agreed with me that the guy next door was making a lot of noise then after 20 minutes the oap yam yam guy had his massage then went home then as he walked out the door I started clapping out loud horay his finally fucked off home then the skinny woman started laughing.

After that the skinny masseuse asked me to turn over then she asked me if I would like a handjob but really I didnt feel like it but then I thought maybe having the handjob could cheer me up so then I said go on then, then she undressed herself then started to give my cock a few strokes to get me hard then straight after erection she started to jerk me.

For minutes and minutes and minutes she kept on jerking me and jerking but still she couldn't get me to cum so then in my mind I hatched a plan, because I wanted the mature chinese lady with the big titties to give me a massage I could get her to take over for that skinny masseuse  and get a feel of those nice soft round titties.  So then I asked the skinny masseuse if she could ask her friend to take over then when her friend through the door if she could take over and then guess what happened.... ANOTHER FUCKING CUSTOMER WALKS in then the skinny masseuse said sorry darling other girl busy.  So in order to make myself cum I jus closed my eyes thinking of Mia Khalifa (the lebanese american pornstar) then finally I shouted out GERONIMOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! and then I finally came. 

To sum it up guys the massage was good but because I wasn't offered a choice of masseuse I wanted so because of that I am not satisfied with the service plus I dont know why the mature Chinese lady with big titts didnt so overall not happy but I would rather prefer to go to the other chinese massage shop on bridgnorth road by the oddfellows pub because they did offer me a choice of woman that I want to be massaged by plus the women are gorgeous there. Also I might try and pay another visit to the chinese massage shop and try and get that busty mature chinese lady to give me a massage but if she declines  me again then I wont be paying a visit to that place again. 


1 review(s) found for ORIENTAL4FUN linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline firth

You really like that busty big boobed Chinese Lady don't you?
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Online Stapler

Did the busty one massage the 'OAP yam yam guy'? Very insulting description by the way!

I take it the Black Country bloke from Bilston had 30 mins while you had an hour?

C'mon you Wolves members own up. Did you visit at the same time as our new pissed off member?

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Offline Dodo

Thanks for making me loff T. A funny review.

Whats the other place called and how many girls and whats the price and where exactly is it.??
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Online Stapler

Thanks for making me loff T. A funny review.

Whats the other place called and how many girls and whats the price and where exactly is it.??


It's the Chinese place at Compton, Wolves.

Good reports in the Wolverhampton thread!

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If anybody is after the other place in compton by the oddfellows pub then here's the link for that place:

http://www.gumtree.com/p/deep-tissue-massage-services/natural-holistic-traditional-chinese-massage-center-/1103733456

Also I forgot to mention that I paid £40 extra for the Handjob to the skinny chinese scrubber

Online Stapler

Also I forgot to mention that I paid £40 extra for the Handjob to the skinny chinese scrubber


You were ripped off!


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Offline juicing30

£40 for HE as Stapler said pricey !




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