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Author Topic: Favourite WG Age Group And Why  (Read 4222 times)

Offline smiths

What WG age group do you prefer punting with and why, allowing for the well known changing of real ages in punting?

Offline James999

Early 20's

They have got over the stupid "teen stage" and yet are still generally fresh ./ pert and not had time to pick up the hard nosed pro$$ie attitude when they have been fucked senseless by an endless stream of total strangers  :hi:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Under 30 but I could make an exception if she looked like Charlize Theron.   :music:

Offline smiths

Under 30 but I could make an exception if she looked like Charlize Theron.   :music:

What about Kelly Brook who is 32. :D ;)

Offline Jimmyredcab

What about Kelly Brook who is 32. :D ;)

Yeah but pro$$ies rarely look like Kelly Brook.   :(

Offline smiths

18-45 for me as long as i fancy the WG, could be older if she still looks good.

Having the choice is what i like, 20s and 30s have lead to my very best punts though. ;)

Offline smiths

Yeah but pro$$ies rarely look like Kelly Brook.   :(

Or Charlize Theron sadly. After her upbringing where her mother shot her father in self defence as he was about to attack them both she has certainly done well for herself.:P
« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 09:05:46 PM by smiths »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Or Charlize Theron sadly. After her upbringing where her mother shot her father in self defence as he was about to attack them both she has certainly done well for herself.:P

I saw her interview with Piers Morgan ----- he has done quite well for himself, not easy to replace a legend like Larry King. 

Offline softlad

Age 25-45, size 8-12, C cup as a minimum = my perfect ho... :dance:

Not really into older or younger than I listed, don't like stick insects, or obese types.
The exception to my preferences is I can be forgiving for a great pair of tits.

Offline mattylondon

What WG age group do you prefer punting with and why, allowing for the well known changing of real ages in punting?
I'm glad you made the distinction concerning 'real ages' because most prossies lie about that! And yes, before any prossie jumps up and says 'no not me', I'm talking about the vast majority, in my experience and they don't tend to post on forums either, where they're under more scrutiny! They only tend to tell you in a 1-2-1 situation, not that I care as long as I've had a good service.

I'd say a pretty girl between 20 and 25, size 8 - 12 , as they tend to naturally have a firmer body, softer skin and are more agile around the bedroom. If I'm looking for a real dirty fuck, however, I'd say I've had more between the real ages of 30 - 40. Of course there are exceptions to that rule and it's just a generalisation. I honestly believe that they 'put more into it', in my experience. Not saying they're 'grateful', rather a bit more experienced and know more what they want.  ;) For the last year, I haven't punted 40 and above and I don't intend to anymore. I see absolutely no point in paying for that, sorry if that offends anybody.  :unknown:
« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 09:33:36 PM by mattylondon »

Up to about 12 months ago I would have said I was almost exclusively a 35 + age group man, but having seen a succession of very disappointing ladies in this range I have changed my mindset.
As early middle age kicks in, I find the younger lady approx 24-32 my ideal fuck as they tend to have a fair balance of experience and vitality.
Obviously there are exceptions to all rules and if I find a lady that floats my boat, whatever age (the oldest being Sally of Redland, Bristol,  in my top three punts, retired at 66) I will return again and again.

Happy hunting.

Offline mattylondon

(the oldest being Sally of Redland, Bristol,  in my top three punts, retired at 66) I will return again and again.
Happy hunting.
Jesus Rudolph, she must have been a bloody good one! I didn't realise that prossies retired in line with their state pension! You've punted Jessica and a 66 year old?! Wow, that's a pretty wide choice you have. Take my hat off to you!  :hi:

Mind you, there's an even older one in the Bristol area who I'm sure you wouldn't touch with a barge pole! Do you know anybody who has punted her? :scare:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=95300

Offline smiths

Jesus Rudolph, she must have been a bloody good one! I didn't realise that prossies retired in line with their state pension! You've punted Jessica and a 66 year old?! Wow, that's a pretty wide choice you have. Take my hat off to you!  :hi:

Mind you, there's an even older one in the Bristol area who I'm sure you wouldn't touch with a barge pole! Do you know anybody who has punted her? :scare:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=95300

Cecilia Bird is still working at Mature Courtesans/Vintage Vamps at over 80 years of age and was charging £200 an hour not long ago. She got a new lease of life after her grand daughter Katie Waissal appeared on the X-Factor a couple of years back. :scare: ;)

Offline mattylondon

Cecilia Bird is still working at Mature Courtesans/Vintage Vamps at over 80 years of age and was charging £200 an hour not long ago. She got a new lease of life after her grand daughter Katie Waissal appeared on the X-Factor a couple of years back. :scare: ;)
Yes, she's revolting. She stopped working there after the Sun story, took a break and is now on here  :scare:  :vomit:

http://www.judys4.co.uk/Profile.php?id=232
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3239619/Katies-tears-at-tart-gran.html

And one just for you smiths!! Right click, save as!  :hi:   :vomit:

http://www.britishgrannyfuck.com/?p=266


« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 10:31:28 PM by mattylondon »


Offline mattylondon

Thanks for that Matty. :scare: :scare: :scare: ;)
Always happy to help a fellow punter who's curious!  :P

Offline Matium

Judy charges £250 for her.

£250! - when you can get a fit girl in a tip top condition for less than half that price!

She's 84 now and is still a daft bint.

An escort is a prostitute - note how she tries to deny it!

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW0hnFRV0VY
« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 10:46:10 PM by Matium »

22  to  35 is my current ideal age

Offline mattylondon

Judy charges £250 for her.
£250! - when you can get a fit girl in a tip top condition for less than half that price!
She's 82 and is still a daft bint.

An escort is a prostitute - note how she tries to deny it!
Matium, how can you be so silly? The lady said she was an escort and not a prostitute, because she charges for her time only!!!  £250?! Fucking hell fire!:lol:  :D  :vomit:

Offline Cactus

I saw her interview with Piers Morgan ----- he has done quite well for himself, not easy to replace a legend like Larry King.

Heard an interview with David Walliams on Graham Norton's show on radio 2 while driving yesterday.  They were talking about how DW is a new judge on Britains got Talent and they were joking about how DW will get the Piers Morgan treatment from the show and how he'll get the gig on the US version and get the talk show like PM.
Walliams then made some jokes about how PM's fame amazed him as you never hear anyone saying "you know who I really like, that Piers Morgan" and he's right.  How he's managed to go from a fairly unpopular tabloid newspaper editor to fronting one of the biggest talk shows in the world is astounding!

Anyway, back on topic....21-32 has been the best bracket for me thus far, but I'm flexible and have been known to go above and below with some success.  I like a bit craic with the girls and find this to be slightly lacking in the under 21s

Offline mattylondon

How he's managed to go from a fairly unpopular tabloid newspaper editor to fronting one of the biggest talk shows in the world is astounding!
He got a very luck break via Britains got talent, as the 'bad guy judge', in the absense of Simon Cowell. I've actually met the man and he's as sly as they come, but very clever. I think that had Simon Cowell been there instead of him, then he'd still be relegated to the inside pages.  ;)

Offline Cactus

He got a very luck break via Britains got talent, as the 'bad guy judge', in the absense of Simon Cowell. I've actually met the man and he's as sly as they come, but very clever. I think that had Simon Cowel been there instead of him, then he'd still be relegated to the inside pages.  ;)

I saw him on a US episode of the celebrity apprentice a while back and he came across as a proper arse hole, bully and liar - perfect tabloid Editor.  I think his image as the 'bad guy judge' probably isn't a million miles from his actual personality.  However saying that, he's done very well exploiting and exagerating his personality into a rather successful media career  :hi:

Offline mattylondon

I saw him on a US episode of the celebrity apprentice a while back and he came across as a proper arse hole, bully and liar - perfect tabloid Editor.  I think his image as the 'bad guy judge' probably isn't a million miles from his actual personality.  However saying that, he's done very well exploiting and exagerating his personality into a rather successful media career  :hi:
He's incredibly clever and manipulative. And yes, also a bully, but you wouldn't become the editor of a national tabloid if you didn't have that in you. I doubt anybody would be surprised by that. I still used to like him, but now he's gone a little bit 'fluffy' for celebs and compromised himself.

Offline con-a-ser

20-25 young enough to have fit bodies without having to many if any kids
old enough to know what they are doing in the room

Offline Lurtz

18 to 40 ish.

Piers Morgan is a slug. His fame defies belief. However, I watched Celebrity Apprentice USA and his battle with Amarosa/Omarosa was television gold.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5O4s73y8bk


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