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Author Topic: The Best (S)Ex+1st time Viagra+clear STI results = my Pharrell Williams moment!  (Read 1453 times)

Offline johnnyboy61

OK, thought I'd post this when I'm on an after-punt high as an antidote to all those depressing threads going on UKP at the moment!

First some context I'm afraid: I had a pretty depressing experience myself about two weeks ago with an absolutely first class girl who I've met before and got on really well with, both on a physical and personal level, but it just wasn't happening for me on that evening. It's the first time I've ever failed to keep an erection for any meaningful length of time. The girl was fantastic both during and after, and when I finally told her it was a lost cause she got us both a glass of wine and we just lay on the bed naked chatting and went way over time. Got home and wrote an email to her to reassure her that it had nothing to do with her (which it most certainly hadn't) and ended up writing a load of self-indulgent drivel whilst feeling sorry for myself. She reassured me that she had a good time and reminded me that she had real two orgasms and she even emailed me a few days later to see if I was ok.

It proved a bit of a watershed moment. With all the STI worries on UKP at the moment I'd decided that after twenty years of punting, despite never barebacking a WG in that time, I really ought to get myself checked at a Sexual Health Clinic. Did this at a drop-in clinic the very next day, but had to wait ten days for my result. Booked into the doctors to discuss my poor performance and read online that the blood pressure tablets that I'm on can start to cause erectile dysfunction after about the length of time that I've been using them for. The doctor gave me the option of different medication or generic Viagra. Decided on the latter and got I got the medication, but decided not to punt until my STI results came through.

During the week I work away from home in the Midlands and return home in London at weekend. As it was my birthday the day before my results were due and I was away from home on my own I lined myself up with a meet with Michelle Independent on her first day in Birmingham following her recent London tour.  To my horror my penis then started going red and felt as if someone was sticking tiny pins in it. Couldn't get to the clinic until the day of my punt so emailed Michelle the day before and cancelled our appointment. Next day still no results ten days after my visit, so I went to the clinic to get my sore willy looked at and hoping to get my results at the same time. Results were there, but hadn't been texted, and were all clear, soreness was due to change of shower gel - what and idiot! (Avoid tea tree and mint if you're a little sensitive.)

So there I am armed with my first sildefnafil (generic Viagra) prescription, my first clear STI result, the scare over sore willy turns out to be nothing and I've just cancelled (now for no good reason) for that evening a birthday treat meet with one of the best GFE WGs in the country. I quickly arrange a meet for when I'm in London three days later with one of my favourite girls - The Best Ex (a.k.a. Lian). As I've done two reviews on her (one under each of her AW profile names) I won't do another, but she is a top-notch girl and although her background is SE European, she is the antithesis of all of those reluctant Romanian girls flooding AW. Her English is fluent (she's lived in London half of her life), delivers on her enjoys list, gives you a full hour of action, is easy going and on top of all that she's beautiful (although being modest, she'll hate me for saying that). What's more, she's just plain fun to be with, so I knew that I wouldn't be disappointed.

Come the day, I pop the pill 40 mins before (on an empty stomach with plenty of water and two paracetamol anticipating a possible headache). I contact Lian, tell her I'm on my way and request that she wear a dress and no knickers - she says ok. Haven't seen her for some time and she looks stunning and after a welcome hug at the door we proceed to the bedroom and I lay the money on her dressing table (she doesn't even look at it and it's still sitting there nearly two hours later unchecked), and just looking at her in a short dress and heels knowing that there is nothing on underneath I've got a raging hardon. She knows that I've taken a pill and jokes that it looks as if she's in for an exhausting session.

When I return from the shower she suggests two pops might be on (she knows that I'm always a one pop guy), but I say perhaps just the one (I've read that sildenafil can delay climax).  She comments after twenty minutes that my penis is like a sword (although she has a cute way of pronouncing the "w") and I stay rock hard for the whole hour (the doctor prescribed 50mg, but I had been tempted to take two for the maximum 100mg dose - thank God I didn't). After an hour of action I'm pumping away in missionary and her alarm goes to indicate 60 minutes of action time is up and I blow two weeks worth at that precise moment - perfect timing!  And as a bonus, because of my clear STI results, I had OWO, a service she has recently withdrawn from all but her most trusted exclusive regulars following the recent UKP scares.

Despite the fact that it is a lunchtime meet Lian decides to take the rest of the day off, so knowing there is no time pressure we chat for ages and I leave having been there for nearly two hours, double the paid time.  I walk out the door and I'm floating on fucking air, send a thank you text to Lian half an hour later, get a lovely reply, and I'm still grinning like a Cheshire Cat following one of my most satisfying meets ever. Everything just conspired to come together and I'm walking around Tesco like the character from Despicable Me 2 with Pharrell Williams' "Happy" soundtrack playing in my head wanting to tell everyone I see, including the tasty checkout girl, what a brilliant time I've just had!

The only people I can share this with are you, my long suffering fellow UKP "brothers in arms". So if you have read this through until the bitter end I'm sorry for inflicting it upon you and thank you for sticking with me. I hope it serves as a balance to the threads wondering if sex with a WG can ever be satisfying. Although not a review I think the two girls deserve at least a link. The catalyst in the story was the wonderful Sophia from Stafford https://www.adultwork.com/2647871 or https://www.adultwork.com/xxsophiarosexx and the star of the show Lian - The Best Ex https://www.adultwork.com/2862235 or https://www.adultwork.com/The+Best+Ex without whom (in the best tradition of award acceptance speeches) I could not have done it without. Sorry if you had a crap punt recently and need this shit like a hole in the head, but we are all here for the fun that can be had from this pastime, and boy did I have some today!
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Offline royalzop

Sorry to burst the happy touchy and feely bubble - believe me I am happy that everything went well for you - but punting for 20 years and you just now came around to getting tested? This is incredibly irresponsible.. many people do not develop symptoms for some infections that doesn't mean they can't pass it on. Some infections also take time to show symptoms, during which they are also contagious. I don't know how often you punt but, for your safety as well as for the safety of others, please get in the habit of getting checked more regularly.


Offline johnnyboy61

Sorry to burst the happy touchy and feely bubble - believe me I am happy that everything went well for you - but punting for 20 years and you just now came around to getting tested? This is incredibly irresponsible.. many people do not develop symptoms for some infections that doesn't mean they can't pass it on. Some infections also take time to show symptoms, during which they are also contagious. I don't know how often you punt but, for your safety as well as for the safety of others, please get in the habit of getting checked more regularly.
Yes, you are correct and it was thanks to the recent posts on UKP that I finally acted with some responsibility. I've mentioned it before, but at the GUM Clinic when I said that I was there because I paid for sex I was the first man that the nurse had seen who had ever admitted to this, and she was no spring chicken either. So I strongly suspect I was far from being alone and would echo your sentiments entirely. I will now go on a regular basis - promise!
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Offline firth

Enlighten me, how did you manage to overrun by an hour? An hour is a long time!
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"Booked into the doctors to discuss my poor performance and read online that the blood pressure tablets that I'm on can start to cause erectile dysfunction after about the length of time that I've been using them for. The doctor gave me the option of different medication or generic Viagra. Decided on the latter and got I got the medication, but decided not to punt until my STI results came through".



Can you say which ones they are and give an indication of your age that's if your OK about that just interested in such medications;).

Offline johnnyboy61

Enlighten me, how did you manage to overrun by an hour? An hour is a long time!
Lian doesn't start the clock until the action starts, so introductions, shower etc. are all definitely off the clock (see her other reviews for confirmation of this). Then a half hour or so of chat after the alarm went off. It was pure chance that I blew my load exactly when it went off, but she would have carried on until things had reached a natural conclusion anyway.
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Offline johnnyboy61

Can you say which ones they are and give an indication of your age that's if your OK about that just interested in such medications;).
I'm in my mid-fifties, so it is possible that it has nothing to do with the medication. I told the doctor this, but she still prescribed the generic Viagra. I'm on Ramipril 10 mg and have been for about two years. Couldn't quite believe what a difference to my erection it made as performance had been gradually tailing off over the last few months until my disaster with Sophia (who was absolutely wonderful about it). Must go back soon to wipe the slate clean with her!
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Offline royalzop

Yes, you are correct and it was thanks to the recent posts on UKP that I finally acted with some responsibility. I've mentioned it before, but at the GUM Clinic when I said that I was there because I paid for sex I was the first man that the nurse had seen who had ever admitted to this, and she was no spring chicken either. So I strongly suspect I was far from being alone and would echo your sentiments entirely. I will now go on a regular basis - promise!

Thanks for understanding my point and not getting all defensive over what I wrote  :thumbsup: may all your tests be negative

Thanks for that, that's an (ACE) inhibitor , one  the few drugs like Calcium Channel inhibitors that aren't too bad in that way..

JOOI Viagra was originally an experimental drug to treat High blood pressure and in the trials the subjects used reported some interesting side effects;)

The rest is history:-)

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Offline The_Don

Lian doesn't start the clock until the action starts, so introductions, shower etc. are all definitely off the clock (see her other reviews for confirmation of this).

+1

This makes for a very relaxing punt

Offline Steve2

Happy Birthday for yesterday JB :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

IF today goes to plan , I will think all of my birthdays have come at once

Offline johnnyboy61

Happy Birthday for yesterday JB :drinks: :drinks: :drinks: :drinks:

IF today goes to plan , I will think all of my birthdays have come at once
Thanks Steve, actually it was last week and I had to cancel my little treat to myself which was a meet with Michelle Independent, but that probably just made the time with Lian all the more anticipated and enjoyable. Luckily I've managed to rebook with Michelle when she returns from her break.

Hopefully you'll be telling us more about your little teaser. It would be a shame to use all your remaining birthdays without sharing!
« Last Edit: June 23, 2015, 10:44:16 AM by johnnyboy61 »
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I'm happy to hear you had a great punt, enjoy the memories  :hi:

Offline SamLP

I enjoyed that read JB. I gave up on Michelle & Lian a while ago. Tried to see them several times but no luck. Lian did mess me about once though when confirmed a booking but didn't send me the address. Several unanswered texts and then 5 minutes before the punt was meant to take place she sends it and apologises because she was busy with another booking. She had time to send it before as when we spoke over the phone and agreed the time, she said she would send it but then the above happened. It was then too late. Other times she's always busy or not working that day.

Steve, please do share..

Offline The_Don

I enjoyed that read JB. I gave up on Michelle & Lian a while ago. Tried to see them several times but no luck. Lian did mess me about once though when confirmed a booking but didn't send me the address. Several unanswered texts and then 5 minutes before the punt was meant to take place she sends it and apologises because she was busy with another booking. She had time to send it before as when we spoke over the phone and agreed the time, she said she would send it but then the above happened. It was then too late. Other times she's always busy or not working that day.

Steve, please do share..

@  Sam, after trying a few times with different W/G I'm in the same boat (given up of the most part)

@ Steve please PM it you don't want to post publicly? 

Offline SamLP

@  Sam, after trying a few times with different W/G I'm in the same boat (given up of the most part)

Yep, I don't dwell on it. Plenty of other girls in London. I TOFTT and saw a Brazilian girl today. Had a very good punt: https://www.adultwork.com/2273223
Will review her soon


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Offline johnnyboy61

I gave up on Michelle & Lian a while ago. Tried to see them several times but no luck.
Now Michelle is in Birmingham if your up that way then it is easier to get to see her than when she is on tour in London. I can't predict my movements far enough in advance to book her in London, but I was lucky enough to arrange one on the same day in Birmingham. All I can say is you don't know what your missing until you've seen her. I'm not suggesting you make a special journey from London, in my eyes that would be madness, but there is at least one review on here where it seems that a punter did just that.

Lian genuinely doesn't see a lot of guys per day (I think three max). She does give you all her focus and is happy to chat after time is up if she's not busy. Her times are sometimes erratic and in my report above, despite the fact that I was her first customer of the day, she decided to knock-off for the remainder. As an independent I think she is quite cautious of meeting new customers as she works from home, however no excuses for accepting a booking and messing you around. All I can say (which is no good for you) is that once she knows you she is pretty reliable.
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Offline LL

tl:dr
At least get it right! It's tl;dr as in too long; didn't read. Anyway I'm sure our readership is grateful for your useful contribution to this thread. 

To the OP I say that was a thoroughly entertaining read and you're right it's nice to see some happy threads here on UKP for a change. I tip my virtual hat to you sir :hi:


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