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Author Topic: What's the closest you've come to getting caught?  (Read 6088 times)

Occasionally, despite all the routines and stuff we go through to ensure we keep things secret, you make a mistake.

Some time ago I wrote a few WG's names and mobile numbers on a scrap of paper, intending to take it to work with me for reference. Something distracted me and I ended up leaving it on my desk at home. I was the other side of Manchester when I realised :scare:

Fortunately, when I got home it was still where I left it - generally nobody goes in there anyway - but it was one scary moment. I don't write things down now.

What's the closest you've come to making that fatal error?

tcm


Offline Pdubz

never been caught as i cover my tracks pretty well, everything gets cleared off phone, internet history and have two different oysters (pathetic i know)

i always do wonder what it be like if my parents knew, thankfully i dont live with them anymore
Banning reason: Creating multiple identities + Previously banned (aka Pdubz / hardnpulsing / mckintosh / Anthony / captainavenger / docbydaypunterbynight / Warrior)

Offline cueball

To be honest I've done ok over the years, I'm very careful though, nothing is written down. All written info lives on aw, punting phone carries nothing.

My windows are suitably safe as I don't deviate from my routine pre, during and post punt (and there is a routine).

Never get complacent though

Offline comaminion

My right hand is okay with what I do so no need to cover tracks
 :cool:
Banning reason: White-knighting

so far so good, but then again even as a novice punter i used a punting phone which doesnt leave my office other than when i take it to punts, i only do incalls and i dont punt anywhere near where i live

Offline Dime

I am usually quite careful, I don't have a punting phone because I don't really need one; none of  my friends of family would ever dream of looking at my texts or private content. I'm at student and live with my parents, so usually go for incall punts on the days both of them are at work and I don't have any classes at uni. However, once I arranged for my favourite WG to come to my house on a day both were at work, and I thought I had the house to myself. However, she cancelled at the last minute and said she would be able to see me for an incall instead later on in the week. Half an hour after the prossie was scheduled to come, my dad came home stating that his boss gave him a  a half day off as he still had  annual leave that he hadn't used.. Imagine if she hadn't cancelled and he had came home when I was upstairs pounding fuck out of a WG in my parent's bed  :scare:

Online aardvark

I am usually quite careful, I don't have a punting phone because I don't really need one; none of  my friends of family would ever dream of looking at my texts or private content. I'm at student and live with my parents, so usually go for incall punts on the days both of them are at work and I don't have any classes at uni. However, once I arranged for my favourite WG to come to my house on a day both were at work, and I thought I had the house to myself. However, she cancelled at the last minute and said she would be able to see me for an incall instead later on in the week. Half an hour after the prossie was scheduled to come, my dad came home stating that his boss gave him a  a half day off as he still had  annual leave that he hadn't used.. Imagine if she hadn't cancelled and he had came home when I was upstairs pounding fuck out of a WG in my parent's bed  :scare:

There is a lesson there - don't use your parents' bed - anything else is explicable!!

I am usually quite careful, I don't have a punting phone because I don't really need one; none of  my friends of family would ever dream of looking at my texts or private content. I'm at student and live with my parents, so usually go for incall punts on the days both of them are at work and I don't have any classes at uni. However, once I arranged for my favourite WG to come to my house on a day both were at work, and I thought I had the house to myself. However, she cancelled at the last minute and said she would be able to see me for an incall instead later on in the week. Half an hour after the prossie was scheduled to come, my dad came home stating that his boss gave him a  a half day off as he still had  annual leave that he hadn't used.. Imagine if she hadn't cancelled and he had came home when I was upstairs pounding fuck out of a WG in my parent's bed  :scare:

If I caught my son doing that I'd just laugh to be honest  :drinks:

If I caught my son doing that I'd just laugh to be honest  :drinks:
+High five

Offline Neal69

Had just booked for a punt when OH car drove up when I was not expecting her until the following day.

Had a bit of a fraught time with punting phone trying to cancel by text without her seeing or hearing the text.

Just recently I had not cleared the punting phone as I usually save the details on As notes.

Left the text msg with the address on full view all evening.

Punting phone is an old phone and hides in full view as I run an app on it. I simply change SIM when needed but of course it still holds all old texts so does need clearing after punting use

Offline carefree

Jesus, you people don't half make it complicated for yourselves.

Writing things down, booking a tart for a home visit......wtf???

This game is only as hard as you make it, and I find it piss easy  :drinks:
Banning reason: Troll

Have technically been caught by my missus :thumbsdown: It was during the very start of my punting days about a year ago when I didn't have a punting phone and was seeing girls in parlours. Our sex life was pretty dead at the time. I was driving her car after we had been to family friends house for a BBQ far away from home and I was using my phone as the sat nav. We left the BBQ and started making our way home and realised that I left my coat behind so we spun around and I left my phone on the car seat as I went back inside to fetch my coat. When I got back to the car my missus had a face of thunder as she told me to explain what this text message was all about. Luckily the text convo was one where I had arranged to see this particular wg but didn't show up due to me working late that night. The wg wrote if I was still coming along and then wrote "where are you"
I had to come clean to the O/H but was able to wrangle it in my favour by saying that because our sex life had hit rock bottom I was contemplating seeing escorts. I told her I felt 'guilty' about seeing this escort at the time and got cold feet before the planned meet. What ensued was 2 weeks on the couch for my sins and a lot of heartache and trust issues!!
I think we have turned the corner and I now have a punting phone, I delete selected browser history from my phone, Ipad and computer. I'm now also VERY diligent with my punting so that I don't get caught because if I do there will be no coming back.....

I had a punt a few days ago during which I finger fucked the girl with a condom over my two fingers. It was at her flat in Aberdeen city centre.

Later that day I was walking past my computer desk and here was the condom lying on my floor.

I have literally no idea how it got there, I can only asume It must have stuck to my flesh while on the bed or I discarded it onto her floor and it ended up in my clothing.

It's no big deal as I'm single and live alone but it just shows you how careful you have to be

Offline spkmstr48

I deliberately take risks as I think it's part of the fun.

Yesterday evening I was chatting to another punter on twitter in front of my family whilst watching TV. Wife says who's that you are chatting to and I just named a random mate and said we were talking about a forthcoming trip to Berlin.

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline Turtle Z

The closest I've ever come to getting caught is getting caught. Left my browser open on adultwork on my iPad and I was even signed in. Mrs T read the lot and there was no coming back from that.

Offline hexohm

The closest I've ever come to getting caught is getting caught. Left my browser open on adultwork on my iPad and I was even signed in. Mrs T read the lot and there was no coming back from that.

So what was the outcome? Did you blag it or did she give you the boot?

Offline Turtle Z

So what was the outcome? Did you blag it or did she give you the boot?

Thankfully no kids involved so we agreed to give each other the boot. It it was any good I wouldn't have been shagging prossies.

Offline hexohm

Fair enough. Did you get any grief afterwards? I'd be worried she'd out me to everyone.  Bitches can be/are vindictive!

Offline Turtle Z

Fair enough. Did you get any grief afterwards? I'd be worried she'd out me to everyone.  Bitches can be/are vindictive!

None at all. She never told a sole and was actually quite reasonable about the whole thing.

+High five
If the wg was fit I would probably ask if she would do another sesh with me once he's finished.
My son is 17 and does his fair share of browsing on aw

If the wg was fit I would probably ask if she would do another sesh with me once he's finished.
My son is 17 and does his fair share of browsing on aw

You are a legend  :drinks:

I deliberately take risks as I think it's part of the fun.

Yesterday evening I was chatting to another punter on twitter in front of my family whilst watching TV. Wife says who's that you are chatting to and I just named a random mate and said we were talking about a forthcoming trip to Berlin.

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
When I was with my ex gf things got really bad near the end. She was a jealous bitch and always looking at my phone to see who I was chatting to on twitter and whatsapp. One day she really fucked me off so I went out and left aw open on my phone knowing she would find it. Well she did and went ape shit I got a slap round the head plus she keyed me down the face.  Had to lie to my kids why I had a long cit down me cheek. Ironically I think I was skint at the time and couldn't of afforded to see a wg.
3 months later we split up so it kind of worked

You are a legend  :drinks:
Haha pervert is probably a better way of describing me

Offline spkmstr48

Haha pervert is probably a better way of describing me

Strange, that's exactly what my wife calls me  :lol:

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline Steely Dan

When I was with my ex gf things got really bad near the end. She was a jealous bitch and always looking at my phone to see who I was chatting to on twitter and whatsapp. One day she really fucked me off so I went out and left aw open on my phone knowing she would find it. Well she did and went ape shit I got a slap round the head plus she keyed me down the face.  Had to lie to my kids why I had a long cit down me cheek. Ironically I think I was skint at the time and couldn't of afforded to see a wg.
makes sense.  a slap and a scar for life is better than just breaking up.
3 months later we split up so it kind of worked
Though I can't see how it took 3 months


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