Bella xox - Baker StreetAW Link -
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only Booking - Earlier this week
Time - Afternoon
Location - About 3-4 min walk from Baker Street Tube Station
Time booked & spent - About 50 min on a 1 hour booking
Cost - £80
Positives- Decent comms over the phone. Called to check availability for the time slot I had in mind. She was available. Booked through AW. Got a text with Post Code details, so off I went.
- Nice clean apartment quite close to Baker street tube station. Over the years, I have punted with a few WG's in various apartments on this particular street.
Neutral- Below average massage, which can only be described as rubbing sun-screen before one ventures out in the sun.
- Tattooed eye-brows which looked a bit weird.
- Fake noises during sex like "Ooh baby, yeah f**k that pu**y". One or two rehearsed lines, which she probably picked up from a old porno.
- Popped once during missionary. After that, I wasn't keen on round 2
- There were instances when I could not understand what she was saying. Sure, she was speaking English words, but they did not make any sense to me when put together.
- Either she had a punter waiting or she loves to clean or she couldn't care less, but as soon as my massage was over and I got up from the table, out came a Surface cleaner spray bottle which she used to wipe down the massage table. The next punter was definitely getting a clean table (so good for him).
Negatives- No kissing. At all
- No OWO and poor OW. I showered before leaving home, showered at her place (made sure everything down under was clean) and was then wet-wiped vigorously by Bella. She then put a condom on and gave me a 3 min BJ, which was doing nothing for the one eyed snake, so I asked her to stop.
- Quite prominent stretch marks on her tummy. Also, those tits and ass did nothing for my libido.
- Clock-watching. I was in an out of there in less than 50 mins (shower time before and after the punt included). I could have stuck around, but at one point I thought, let's enjoy the weather outside.
- Very mechanical and no eye-contact during sex
- Her skin felt like a wet-wipe that had been kept in the sun for too long. Coarse, uneven and splotchy.
Side note -- This punt turned out to be massage-sex-massage. Neither the massage, nor the sex was good.
- There are mixed reviews on Bella on UKP. I assumed the most recent to be the most accurate/relevant.
- This was a Plan C, after Plan A and Plan B were unavailable.
- If you want a 4-hand massage, book early as her friend needs time to reach the place.
- She looked like a hair-dresser I knew a while back when I saw her profile page. Lo and behold, she is a hair-dresser who plans to open her own salon later this year.
Would I see her again ? - Nope
