"I'm Jo... describing myself is awful. I'm basically a happy-go-lucky nerd who loves to chat. " So basically it's £250 to listen to her go on about how computers work !
"Frequently Asked Questions...
Q. Why are your prices so high? A. Because I am awesome. Also it's my body and my time, so I get to price it... plus being expensive decreases the liklihood of being chopped into tiny pieces by a mental"Anyone want to finish the sentence