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Author Topic: Cardinal Sins of Punting  (Read 7441 times)


Yes. My punting phone is pin protected. But how do you answer....

" What's that for..? "

No idea how you answer that question. Luckily I didn't get caught. The lesson learned is that I need to keep the punter phone out of the way at all times.

Offline Aspen

Banning reason: Secret barebacker who used the name "Loneranger" to slag off UKP and spread malicious claims against admin + Previously banned as "overhead". Also known as "Warwick"

Offline Marmite

Asking a WG to come and meet your parents  :wacko:
Especially true if it becomes obvious that she has met your father already.

Offline Andyply

Booking a Romanian?

Booking another Romanian pressie again  :dash:
Typing Romanian pressie instead of prossie  :dash:

Offline SirFrank

Behaving like a punter has taken a shit in your kid's bed simply because he's left a native review about your favourite girl. Wind your neck in and stop being a cunt. UKP, putting the punter first since 1834. If you don't like it, fuck off somewhere else
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline SirFrank

Punting in Swansea. Not even Chuck Norris could get a decent fuck there
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline PLeisure

Telling her she's younger than my daughter
Classy..... very fuckin' classy  :D  :music:  :rose:

Offline SirFrank

Shaving your giblets on the morning of the punt. It will end in tears and possibly a blood transfusion.
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline Chuckman

Bait and switch
What they say do and what they actually do not being the same
Booking a Romanian

Offline Ali Katt

Putting ho's before bros

Being a Hardman fluffy: "don't take the piss because she's a nice girl otherwise you'll have to answer to me" oh fuck right off.

Having a shit time and still recommending the girl because she had a nice body and even worse actually making a second booking. Why are cunts just satisfied to fuck a woman with their own money? Every time that happens a prossie laughs. It doesn't happen so much on this site.


Behaving like a punter has taken a shit in your kid's bed simply because he's left a native review about your favourite girl. Wind your neck in and stop being a cunt. UKP, putting the punter first since 1834. If you don't like it, fuck off somewhere else

+1

Thinking prossies give a shit about anything apart from the money.


Offline badsin

Asking a WG to come and meet your parents  :wacko:

Bloody hell, good thinking I was just about.....

Travelling home after a Shite punt, generally feeling let down and pissed off :mad:. So in an effort to put things right,  hastily trying to arrange another punt for the same day and compounding the Misery further still when that fails to come off. :dash: :dash:

Offline Diehard

Being a fluffy cunt (the fluffies seem to dominate threads on a certain girl in West Midlands)

Offline badsin

Never use your own name
Always use a punting phone
Don't get fluffy - no matter what
Don't do incalls
If it seems to good to be true........ :hi:

Offline stevedave

Spending beyond your means - know your limits, don't spend more than you can afford.

Also, telling yourself that your going to take a break from punting for a few weeks and falling off the wagon within 48 hours. Not that I've ever done that, obviously.  :dash:

Always use a punting phone
Don't get fluffy - no matter what
Don't do incalls
If it seems to good to be true........ :hi:

Agree

Never use your own name

Disagree. After an incident a couple of weeks ago I've reverted back to my real name. Much easier to explain a random woman saying hello to you than if she called you something else. Some won't agree but I can easily brush off someone saying hello <realname>

tcm


Offline smiths

Never use your own name
Always use a punting phone
Don't get fluffy - no matter what
Don't do incalls
If it seems to good to be true........ :hi:

Don't do Incalls, that's ALL I do nowadays and it sure isn't a cardinal sin of punting in my view.


Offline yorkshire123

Don't do Incalls, that's ALL I do nowadays and it sure isn't a cardinal sin of punting in my view.

I may be wrong but I think he may mean to your own home?
If so then I agree
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Having a shit time and still recommending the girl because she had a nice body and even worse actually making a second booking.

I'm gulity of this, haven't made a second booking though!

Inviting them to your own home - madness
telling them to up their prices - cuntish

Offline spkmstr48

Booking an overnight for a first meeting

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy


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