yilylove - Sydenham - potential TS

[pumps]

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Breifly:

In a dimly lit room, dressed in her full kit she looks half decent. very firm hard muscles on her - first bad sign.

 As per her photos, fake ass and tits, Very friendly and enthusiastic from the get go.

Just before starting, out of the blue she offered me Anal on her for an extra £20, Which I declined and looking back on it post punt it was probably another sign.


Onto the main course - she applied a lot of lube to her pussy, upon entry I knew I had be duped. It felt tight, an awkward angle to penetrate and totally un natrual. (going purely on my experience of having had my dick inside hundreds of pussy's in most parts of the world, I knew something wasn't right)

I had to wrap early up and cut my losses, I didn't try to embarrass the girl but she probably knew what I thought, and I gave the security a look of dissatisfaction on my way out - I'm sure he knew I knew as he didn't say anything and he was usually very friendly.

This is an experience from when she worked in a parlour behind Barclays bank on Streatham high road.

£80 - Lost


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[punk]

Fucking spanish giving all these south american spanish passports, me thinks you have fucked a T.S, popular in those parts as well as italy so i hear or a butch looking woman.

[Brazilian Martian]

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Breifly:

In a dimly lit room, dressed in her full kit she looks half decent. very firm hard muscles on her - first bad sign.

 As per her photos, fake ass and tits, Very friendly and enthusiastic from the get go.

Just before starting, out of the blue she offered me Anal on her for an extra £20, Which I declined and looking back on it post punt it was probably another sign.


Onto the main course - she applied a lot of lube to her pussy, upon entry I knew I had be duped. It felt tight, an awkward angle to penetrate and totally un natrual. (going purely on my experience of having had my dick inside hundreds of pussy's in most parts of the world, I knew something wasn't right)

I had to wrap early up and cut my losses, I didn't try to embarrass the girl but she probably knew what I thought, and I gave the security a look of dissatisfaction on my way out - I'm sure he knew I knew as he didn't say anything and he was usually very friendly.

This is an experience from when she worked in a parlour behind Barclays bank on Streatham high road.

£80 - Lost


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Bloody hell she must of had the lights real dim I actually think you might of got off lucky she looks like a real ugly woman but then her hands look rather big

[pumps]

Fucking spanish giving all these south american spanish passports, me thinks you have fucked a T.S, popular in those parts as well as italy so i hear or a butch looking woman.

Don't forget the Portugese!!

They do let a lot of hot Latin women in as well & I also know in this life you have to take the rough with the smooth; but there just seems to be a lot more rough lol -- External Link/Members Only -- 

[punk]

Don't forget the Portugese!!

They do let a lot of hot Latin women in as well & I also know in this life you have to take the rough with the smooth; but there just seems to be a lot more rough lol -- External Link/Members Only -- 

Sorry to hear what happen if your not into T.S then they shouldn't deceive you, see looks manish to me 

[LL]

Thanks for your honest review and I hope you can get over this quickly - I think it would really fuck my head up!

[Cuntminion]

 

[leatherlover]

Sorry mate to hear about this. I suppose there is an increased risk with birds from South America and Thailand.

[pumps]

These south Americans are getting worse than Romanians.
When I look through these girls profile pics, half the time you really don't know what your looking at.


I'm over it now lads thanks, Just wanted to give anyone thinking of seeing himher a heads up.
Maybe someone else can confirm or disagree with my account!

[carefree]

£80 lost and you have now officially fucked a guy

[Brazilian Martian]

£80 lost and you have now officially fucked a guy

Looooool and he had the cheek to comment on some of the woman I have met up with being tvs how does that saying go pot kettle black   

[pumps]

£80 lost and you have now officially fucked a guy

Haha not offically need a blood test or something to confirm right? - but likely.

Also to a certain prick who's posting here this was a historical pint that happened in streatham in Jan 2014. I didn't have the luxury of seeing a profile first unlike some of those ugly manly Brazilians you actively punt with but don't dare leave an offical review haha

[Riprock]

Brave of you to share this mate.  Puts all my shyte punts into perspective.

[claretandblue]

Great review as always you really should get danger money considering the type of horrors you go for

Agree she looks more like a really ugly women than a bloke

[pumps]

Brave of you to share this mate.  Puts all my shyte punts into perspective.

brave? lol  - I'd love for someone to counter my opinion or agree...but I guess no one is brave enough to chime in.

Agree she looks more like a really ugly women than a bloke

She was in a line up, I didn't look at any profile and decide to see her.

Not disputing the looks, shes definitely not a looker... not many are in the Latin parlour world, If she is in fact a male, she's passable (in a typical parlour dimly lit room, in the skimpy outfit. Not to mention the punters sitting on a low level bed so his eye level is focus'd on the ass/tits). The tits and butt looked pretty good...which is why I went through with it. 

Its just the physical mechanics of the operation that left me  , without a doubt if I had taken her up on the anal, I would be none the wiser.

Since then - I've been the police on that sort of thing any sign of tomfoolery and no deal. 

[punk]

brave? lol  - I'd love for someone to counter my opinion or agree...but I guess no one is brave enough to chime in.

She was in a line up, I didn't look at any profile and decide to see her.

Not disputing the looks, shes definitely not a looker... not many are in the Latin parlour world, If she is in fact a male, she's passable (in a typical parlour dimly lit room, in the skimpy outfit. Not to mention the punters sitting on a low level bed so his eye level is focus'd on the ass/tits). The tits and butt looked pretty good...which is why I went through with it. 

Its just the physical mechanics of the operation that left me  , without a doubt if I had taken her up on the anal, I would be none the wiser.

Since then - I've been the police on that sort of thing any sign of tomfoolery and no deal.

pity the consumer act did not cover it

[onlylatina]

AHHHH EPICC this type of stuff puts me offf, I'm telling you if I was the PM of the UK I would create a new law, that reads any TRANNY that does not tell a person they are a tranny before sex and proceeds to have sexual acts with them will be charged for RAPE     

[pumps]

AHHHH EPICC this type of stuff puts me offf, I'm telling you if I was the PM of the UK I would create a new law, that reads any TRANNY that does not tell a person they are a tranny before sex and proceeds to have sexual acts with them will be charged for RAPE 

no man would be brave enough to even bother prosecuting, On the chin and move on lol.

You'd be the pub joke forever.

[onlylatina]

no man would be brave enough to even bother prosecuting, On the chin and move on lol.

You'd be the pub joke forever.

LOOOOOL ARGHHHH I hate that, but sorry about that dude

[LL]

AHHHH EPICC this type of stuff puts me offf, I'm telling you if I was the PM of the UK I would create a new law, that reads any TRANNY that does not tell a person they are a tranny before sex and proceeds to have sexual acts with them will be charged for RAPE 

That's an interesting point.  In my mind it's not rape but he's probably guilty of something.  Theft of homo-virginity?

[nicholasbrown92]

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Breifly:

In a dimly lit room, dressed in her full kit she looks half decent. very firm hard muscles on her - first bad sign.

 As per her photos, fake ass and tits, Very friendly and enthusiastic from the get go.

Just before starting, out of the blue she offered me Anal on her for an extra £20, Which I declined and looking back on it post punt it was probably another sign.


Onto the main course - she applied a lot of lube to her pussy, upon entry I knew I had be duped. It felt tight, an awkward angle to penetrate and totally un natrual. (going purely on my experience of having had my dick inside hundreds of pussy's in most parts of the world, I knew something wasn't right)

I had to wrap early up and cut my losses, I didn't try to embarrass the girl but she probably knew what I thought, and I gave the security a look of dissatisfaction on my way out - I'm sure he knew I knew as he didn't say anything and he was usually very friendly.

This is an experience from when she worked in a parlour behind Barclays bank on Streatham high road.

£80 - Lost


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I know I'm 2 years late lool but I just wanted to let you know this is 100% woman ive punted her twice in 2014 and once in early 2016, she has a deep voice I was worried about her being a tranny to ..... but one day I was in my local tescos sometime 2015 long behold her with her 2 kids pregnant and with her boyfriend. I wasn't sure it was her so I came close and listed to her distinctive deep voice it was her . so in 2016 when I last punted her I told her about seeing her in tescos and she was laughing she said she had stopped escorting for a little while because she just had a baby. after the baby she had lost a lot of weight though because when I visited her in 2014 she was maybe a stone and a half bigger and her assssssss omg at that time was maybe the biggest I had seen lool.

[pumps]

I know I'm 2 years late lool but I just wanted to let you know this is 100% woman ive punted her twice in 2014 and once in early 2016, she has a deep voice I was worried about her being a tranny to ..... but one day I was in my local tescos sometime 2015 long behold her with her 2 kids pregnant and with her boyfriend. I wasn't sure it was her so I came close and listed to her distinctive deep voice it was her . so in 2016 when I last punted her I told her about seeing her in tescos and she was laughing she said she had stopped escorting for a little while because she just had a baby. after the baby she had lost a lot of weight though because when I visited her in 2014 she was maybe a stone and a half bigger and her assssssss omg at that time was maybe the biggest I had seen lool.

you don't 100%  know shit lol its just another theory

no offence intended 

[nicholasbrown92]

I saw her whilst she was pregnant though ??...cant get more proof than that men cant get pregnant lol

[nicholasbrown92]

I saw her whilst she was pregnant though ??...cant get more proof than that men cant get pregnant lol

I saw her pregnant....

[Brazilian Martian]

Loooooool very odd very odd indeed sorry nick but on this one I have to side with pumps

[pumps]

I saw her pregnant....

Allegedly -

And just as she pops up in turnpike lane on her old profile here you are with your story 

[Brazilian Martian]

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