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Further to my review here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=59442.0 , I decided to spend my second punt of the weekend at a massage parlour, as I had been discussing it here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50904.0 .

I did indeed, opt for the one under discussion in that thread, just to follow through with the conversation (it'll be rude not to).  It has to be said, I always intended to visit this place due to the conversation, but I was side tracked by the Party - which might have been a mistake on my part (not that the Party itself was a mistake).

I booked an appointment on the phone and agreed to pay £50 for an hour massage.  Due to delays on the Underground, I was ten minutes late, but the very pretty girl at reception didn't mind (as the shop was empty, I'm not surprised).  Despite agreeing £50 on the phone, I was surprised when she only asked for £40 for the hour.  The 'public' area of the shop is very professional looking and clean, clearly they do the legit services they offer here too - External Link/Members Only .  I was, however, led downstairs to a rather more dimly lit room.  A young Thai girl in short black dress (and much cleavage on display) greeted me.  I was told to undress (thankfully, I was able to hang my coat, etc. onto a peg in full view of me - so, at least I know they couldn't rummage though my belongings out of my sight) and make myself comfortable on the massage table.  Of course, the downside of these tables is that I have to take my specs off to lay on them properly - so although I can feel the girl, I couldn't see her at her best.  It has to be said, the massage was very good - not just a basic shoulder/back rub and if no extras were offered, I still would've been happy with just the massage.  However, around 20 minutes in, extras were offered.  She whispered in my ear "Body to Body" and raised 4 fingers at me - I took the hint £40 for B2B, to which I agreed (probably explained why they 'took' £10 off the bill upstairs, to save me haggling downstairs).

She undressed, surprisingly gave me a kiss (I wasn't expecting kisses at a massage parlour), and oiled up her body.  Well, it goes without saying that the feeling of a young Thai lady sliding over your body is a wonderful feeling.  She turned me over and then proceeded to slide my cock between her breasts - maybe I should have put my specs on at this point, but they were just out of reach.  A pity, as I'd have enjoyed the sight a lot more.  She then laid her whole body across me, and my cock was resting against the front of her unshaven pussy (a novelty, most girls tend to shave now) - what a tease!  With both damn well knew sex wasn't an option, and this was the closest my cock would get to her pussy.  She gave me a smile, another kiss and then slid back down my body to give me oral and a handjob.
After a while, she got off the bed, stood besides me and continued to play with my cock - I was allowed to touch her, and even allowed to run my fingers around the lips of her pussy (but not to insert fingers).  And this is where I slightly regret the Party the night before.  I'd obviously has too much of a good time, as despite a hard-on, I just couldn't cum - not the girl's fault, she was trying very hard to make me cum.

The reason for the Neutral (which does seem harsh, given that it's my fault I probably couldn't cum), was that others had now entered the shop and a rather obtrusive banging on the door that our time was nearly up - which we both knew anyway, as her clock was clearly on display in the corner, so such an interruption was not necessary.  I had a shower to remove the oils (and thankfully, the shower had a glass door and faced the peg my coat was hanging up on - so I could still keep an eye on it), thanked the girl for her time and handed over the agreed £40.

Will I be back?  It's difficult to say.  Maybe try again when I have a few days load stored up inside me, instead of the day after a sex party.

Bush wasn't that bad, no. It wasn't a 'jungle' if that's what you mean. She wasn't shaven completely, I suppose I should've said - what was there was kept trim and tidy. 

Sorry, I didn't catch her name.

It was OWO :-) .

hi ratty. what day did you see this girl ? you said that she was a young Thai. was she slim ? I've been here twice and I'm sure the girls i saw was Chinese. first time i want there. i saw Sofia works on Wednesday and got HR. didn't have money for b2b. I'm not sure if she gives owo. The other girl i saw works on Friday she offered the same extras. i went for HR. £20 but she started playing with my cock, then gave me owo and i didn't have to pay anymore. i think she said her name was miki can't be 100%. i love to try the Thai girl next time and have b2b.

I went on the Friday afternoon.  Sorry I didn't catch the girl's name.  She was about 5' and just bordering on slim, but certainly not fat.  Breasts were a nice handful  .

sounds like the girl i saw. who gave me HR and suck my cock. have to give her another go soon.

i went there on Sunday. to see who was working. The receptionist like quite good i didn't ask if she does massage. i just ask her who was massaging she said the other woman who was old. so i designed to leave.

Hey 76shen who did you think was better looking Sofia or Miki

Which one had the better body and who gave the better massage

As for looks and who's got the best body, I'm not to sure because I've only see miki once. i think they are about the same. both
are average looking and not fat. i haven't had a chance of seeing them naked yet. Sofia like to show off her cleavage. from what i
can see she got a lovely big pair and miki pair looks big. miki massage is slightly better. I've got to try b2b with them soon.
Sorry i can't be much help. 

Thanks mate I will try to get down there next week and give Sofia a go first 

I actually called up today to see what days Sofia and Kylie work and when I mentioned Kylie she was confused lol told me they have a new girl and that 2 girls working today she said there names but I am the same could not understand what she said

who do you think is the best with cock playing Sofia or we will have to call her Kylie as we don't know her real name

Yeah when I called yesterday  spoke to an old lady with terrible English but she did say 2 ladies working  a new girl started today

I like the sound of Kylie massage due to the teasing which I like and sounds like Sofia massage is crap just wish we  knew Kylie real name so I can make sure I got the right girl for the job

The girl i saw Friday looks between her mid 30s to 40s. Thanks for the name.

He must of seen the new girl then. I've only seen Sofia and Elaine who i call Kylie. There was a older women in her 60s and a young thai looking girl at the reception working on Sunday but she was about 5f 6in. so I'm not sure who he saw, if it's Elaine. maybe I've got her age wrong. her face does look a bit older.

At a guess, I'd say she looked about mid-20's - certainly no later than 30. 

Shen I spoke with a guy today from the shop he had good English he confirmed Sofia & Elaine work Wed I asked about Friday he just mentioned a new girl starting Friday and that they have new people all the time I also asked who working today he said a lady called Miki who you have mentioned in previous post is she any good ?

I hope to try and get down there for either Wed or Friday

At a guess, I'd say she looked about mid-20's - certainly no later than 30.

thanks for that. I'm go to see this girl Miki hopefully it's her.

Ah so sorry mate that's my fault im so  confused with the bloody names now I have given up  just gonna try my luck and hope for the best when I go 

However, around 20 minutes in, extras were offered.  She whispered in my ear "Body to Body" and raised 4 fingers at me - I took the hint £40 for B2B, to which I agreed (probably explained why they 'took' £10 off the bill upstairs, to save me haggling downstairs).

A good find - although seems more like a +ve to me than a neutral
In terms of timings then how long did the B2B & HE last, after the initial 20 mins etc
Did you get the full hour - ish ?

I went on Saturday and saw a new girl Cindy, nice girl slim short dress and no thick leggings. looks above avg but nice girl and let my hand right up her dress rubbing her pussy trough her  knickers and she did not stop me.

do you know if she's working this Saturday or any other day. and did you find out where she from. i wouldn't mind making a booking with her.

She is from China and works only on Saturday, she said she also works on Sunday at another place in Richmond

thanks, i try this Saturday if i get time.

Hey Shen did you find out when the Thai girl Ratty had is coming back from holiday ?

Sorry, i didn't ask when she was come back or her name. i will try and find out when, i go again.

Ok I managed to go on Friday afternoon 2 girls working Rose and Nina, when I  walked into the shop can you believe it there was a guy in their already and he get to choose first which was Rose who I did get to see and have to say nice slim girl and nice looking I was gutted but anyway took me down the stairs and there I met Nina who only been there 3 weeks have to say face ok ish over 30s but she had  great tits and big, nice short skirt on with a top on so plenty of cleavage on show. I had hour massage and have to say she was really good and there was plenty of teasing on the bum and her hands going underneath I told her straight that I like this and she just carried on while I was rubbing her legs she did not mind at all we both knew what was on the cards  when it was time to turn over offered me B2B £40 which I took and it was really good her getting on the table plenty of pussy rubbing , boob sucking she does not mind at all no kissing or owo but you can touch as much as you want !!

would I go back yes some time in the future maybe

Any feedback for Elaine?


Everything is quite muddled name wise.

Any feedback for Elaine?


Everything is quite muddled name wise.

i found Elaine gives a better massage then Sofia. with a lot more touch of the cock, once she knows you want extras. not sure if she offers b2b she didn't ask me, when i saw her. she was new and just started working there. I would say she in her 30s to 40s. she works Wednesday and Thursday.

Was lucky enough to spend a few years working in Soho so visited virtually every massage establishment in and around there. Now working West so been looking to check out any local establishments. Following this thread I decided to check out Kew Bridge today.

It appears that the shop a few doors up has closed down so this is the only option here. The handwritten "massage" sign gave me some optimism, but when you walk in it seems like a completely legit nail salon inside a dry cleaner. Bizarre.

Asked the man on the desk if they could do 30mins and after taking my money (£30) he calls Lisa. Lisa does not look impressed. Certainly not Chinese or Thai, couldn't figure out where she is from. Reckon around 30s and not attractive. Also, wearing  jeans and a normal top she really didn't give the impression that anything was on offer.

I strip off but leave my underwear on figuring that if she is up for a few extras she'll make it known via a stray hand or asking if I want to remove them. But nothing. She doesn't say a word for 30 mins except for "turn over".

The massage itself was very good and she certainly knows what she is doing. At one point when she was doing the top of my legs her hand would brush into the endzone, but I just thought that there were not enough signs to make me ask for any extras and, to be honest, figured I'd be better off saving my money for G-Ellaxxx who I'm seeing later in the week for a proper punt.

When I was leaving I saw a Chinese looking woman getting ready in a neighbouring room, so maybe I was just unlucky and my timing was bad. I'll probably give it another go at some point, but has anyone been there recently and got recommendations either there or somewhere else local?

I'd rate it a NEGATIVE today,  but with potential given the comments on here from last summer.

Anyone know if this place is still running?

Ta. That's a shame.