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Online Redevil86

I'd imadgen she's not been alone for long and someone will surface shortly with the details.

Offline Mil 34

I had a go on the new girl yesterday.
Very tanned blonde about 40 ish I would say. Quite a few stretch marks on her belly but makes up for them with her tits and arse.
Quite pretty and has a look of ulrika Johnstone about her.
Very good service and made me pop twice in an hour. Typical fake moaning ( Hungarian ) before you even touch her. Great massage, dfk and fingering.
English was pretty poor but she tries her best.
Good oral first time without but second covered.
7/10 I would give just because of the stretch marks.
Try and do a review when I get chance

Really good massage to be fair , no rush. She will be here until the end of next week


I am well pissed off today!  Sent a text to Carla, and got no reply (or so I thought).  Then two messages come in together a few hours later from, saying yes to my proposal, which was an hour ago!

Bloody EE - Now as horny as...and stuck back in the office!  :dash:

Online pork sword

I am well pissed off today!  Sent a text to Carla, and got no reply (or so I thought).  Then two messages come in together a few hours later from, saying yes to my proposal, which was an hour ago!

Bloody EE - Now as horny as...and stuck back in the office!  :dash:

Worse still you'll probably be blacklisted as a time waster!!! Hope not for your sake cause she's good.. 

I had a go on the new girl yesterday.
Very tanned blonde about 40 ish I would say. Quite a few stretch marks on her belly but makes up for them with her tits and arse.
Quite pretty and has a look of ulrika Johnstone about her.
Very good service and made me pop twice in an hour. Typical fake moaning ( Hungarian ) before you even touch her. Great massage, dfk and fingering.
English was pretty poor but she tries her best.
Good oral first time without but second covered.
7/10 I would give just because of the stretch marks.
I can feel a visit to Grangetown coming on, and I promised myself that I would be good and wait for Nikki to return to the factory

Online Redevil86

Life's short far to short m8, if you got the money, just do it ! If you haven't ? Wait for nikky to come back .

I had a go on the new girl yesterday.
Very tanned blonde about 40 ish I would say. Quite a few stretch marks on her belly but makes up for them with her tits and arse.
Quite pretty and has a look of ulrika Johnstone about her.
Very good service and made me pop twice in an hour. Typical fake moaning ( Hungarian ) before you even touch her. Great massage, dfk and fingering.
English was pretty poor but she tries her best.
Good oral first time without but second covered.
7/10 I would give just because of the stretch marks.
Try and do a review when I get chance

Really good massage to be fair , no rush. She will be here until the end of next week

Pretty much sums it up, the only difference in my visit is that I got OWO both times.

And just to let you know, she gets very wet.

After that verification above I am going to do an inspection at the factory today to see how the new apprentice matches up.
 :D

I had another crack at Carla yesterday.

Didn't remember how thin she was!  Anyway all ok, though anything more than the most gentle of touches she doesn't like, and I am genuinely not rough at at.  Also her hair is so long it gets in the bloody way, then she yelps if you accidentally pull it!

Still all good, and deed done!

However, I am not so sure all is well at the HNDF.  In conversation, she hinted that she wasn't sure if or when Nicky and Jessica would be back!  :unknown:  I get the feeling that they might need some replacements soon  :(

Shame as Nicky is defo my favourite there!

Offline jammy

We need this beauty to join the girls.

https://www.adultwork.com/2775237 or https://www.adultwork.com/Busty+Sophie+x 


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Offline welsh_lad

We need this beauty to join the girls.

https://www.adultwork.com/2775237 or https://www.adultwork.com/Busty+Sophie+x

She used to work in Cardiff, maybe with the hungarian girls (I can't remember as I never saw her) but she moved away a while ago and hasn't been back


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Offline HughJardon

We need this beauty to join the girls.

https://www.adultwork.com/2775237 or https://www.adultwork.com/Busty+Sophie+x

She was 1 of the founding drainers along with Victoria x cant seem to hammer out a link.
Ive popped 1 in her, and she has a great set of Hungarian TITS.
I asked her would she ever come back to Wales the answer was a resounding NO.
Im looking at seeing the Trainee Drainer soon, well Mature Drainer.
The roll call after Sophie was
Daphne_Carla_Bella_Nicky_Vicky (not x) Eva_Jess etc
My nutz are always empty when I leave  :drinks:


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Offline aardvark

She was 1 of the founding drainers along with Victoria x cant seem to hammer out a link.
Ive popped 1 in her, and she has a great set of Hungarian TITS.
I asked her would she ever come back to Wales the answer was a resounding NO.
Im looking at seeing the Trainee Drainer soon, well Mature Drainer.
The roll call after Sophie was
Daphne_Carla_Bella_Nicky_Vicky (not x) Eva_Jess etc
My nutz are always empty when I leave  :drinks:

You forgot xx - Hannah - xx.  I think Viktoria X was the best looking and best body, but not the best shag. Bella was truly dreadful. I have been back numerous times for xx - Hannah - xx and having seen Nicky for the first time recently - why did I leave it so long - I hope she will be back on rota soon.

Offline SirFrank

I had an itch on the weekend and quite fancied having my fragile ego massaged so tried to book Jessica to tell me that I was too big and found out she was off the grid again. I was also down that way on the weekend because the duchess wanted to buy some shit that we don't need and will never use from Ikea. I was going to blow her out but she promised to treat me to some meatballs so I thought wtf. I did consider calling round to get my pebbles drained while she was following the arrows but she wouldn't let me nip off.

I do hope Jessica comes back as I do fancy a piledriver there and for 60 notes you can't go wrong
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Offline HughJardon

I had the ex with me in IKEA and I thought to myself how much shit can one person look at, eyeballing a chair made of wood that looked like Gepettos.
My mind wandered to thoughts of the Factory and at the time Carla and Nikki in residents, but my ex would know she'd smell her on me or would notice the look of relief in my eyes, something I never had when I was with her !!
I hope Jessica returns, at this moment in time Carla and Crystal are on draining duties t'factory



Anyway welcome back Sir Frank  :drinks:


Offline SirFrank

Sir Frank;



Cheers mate. Been on holidays etc plus the drama of Marty McFlys STI bollocks tipped me over into temporary insanity. Things were so bleak for a while I considered joining the Church of Scientology. I decided to give it a miss though when I found out that it was created by Ron Howard, who played the Fonz in Dynasty. In all seriousness all though it was a little too much drama for my delicate palate.
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Offline SirFrank

I had the ex with me in IKEA and I thought to myself how much shit can one person look at, eyeballing a chair made of wood that looked like Gepettos.
My mind wandered to thoughts of the Factory and at the time Carla and Nikki in residents, but my ex would know she'd smell her on me or would notice the look of relief in my eyes, something I never had when I was with her !!
I hope Jessica returns, at this moment in time Carla and Crystal are on draining duties t'factory



Anyway welcome back Sir Frank  :drinks:

Haha. Brilliant. Dafne was indeed my favourite gal there. Over the years though gals must have produced more cream than a jersey diary farmer.

Cheers mate. Yeah re Ikea we came home with £150 worth of shit that I can't pronounce
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Offline SirFrank

or put together lol

Haha luckily no Allen keys claw hammers and elaborate diagrams required for the shit we picked up this time. It's always amusing to wander around down there - occasionally going in the opposite directions of the arrows because I'm that much of a rebel and making eye contact with other blokes who clearly don't want to be there - exchanging that knowing look. Fuck I hate myself
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Offline HughJardon

I couldnt believe my luck when they told me those hot dogs were 40p, incidentally the sausage rack in Ikeas is where the Hungarians practice fellatio

the drama of Marty McFlys STI bollocks
I haven't read up on any of these Marty McFly shenanigans, its one of the main reasons I enjoyed AliKatts Wanker of the Week thread, all the meltdowns were linked into that one convenient place.

The biggest wanker this week is Rita Oral the fun ensues from page 4 onwards.

Offline SirFrank

I'll have to check it out. It's a bit like coming back to work after hols and trying to get up to speed with everything. Slowly finding my way round as it were
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theGOAT

Haha luckily no Allen keys claw hammers and elaborate diagrams required for the shit we picked up this time. It's always amusing to wander around down there - occasionally going in the opposite directions of the arrows because I'm that much of a rebel and making eye contact with other blokes who clearly don't want to be there - exchanging that knowing look. Fuck I hate myself
LOL - I had you down as a cockney Sir Frank - r u Welsh or just emigrated?

I once bought a fcking wardrobe from IKEA that took me days to assemble.  When I moved house I had to pay extra for the removal guys to move it. One guy took 2 hours to disassemble it, then when they got to the new place another guy (mistake there) spent 4 hours trying to reassemble it, finally gave up, leaving me the task, but I found they had lost half the special fittings so it ended up on the bonfire!

Cheers!  :drinks:

Offline PMAC123

You can tell they're all away as the discussion has broken down to IKEA :thumbsdown:  :lol:




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