You have to give her credit though. She knows how to write a profile
I'm the totally depraved anal granny you have been looking for!
If I was into that sort of thing, that would have been the first line to end all first lines.
She should stop escorting and be a profile writer for all the fit 20 year olds. She will make more money that way.
Another good one
You have all heard of a MILF well i'm a sexy GILF!!.