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Author Topic: What A Motley Crew  (Read 711 times)

Offline Corus Boy

I was just doing a search on AW and miss clicked a selection and instead of searching for Female, Escorts, Cardiff, I pulled up a list of Male, Escorts, Cardiff!

64 profiles in Cardiff.

I quickly reselected Females but confess to having a quick look, one of whom I recognised as a local to me, from his face picture.

I half expected to find Sir Frank on there  :D  :drinks:

Offline SirFrank

How do you know I'm not? To be honest many a WG has said to me, I should be paying you blah blah blah. I just can't see that there's any legs in that particular market. Anyway, this sounds like one of them stories - yeah I was online looking for scuff when up popped some gay porn - me think he doth protest too much
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Offline HughJardon

Talking about schlongs may I direct you to BBC wales, im one of the many welshmen who wanted to see Wales play Belgium in a massive euro qualifier, whats on fucking Mary Berry knocking up sum jam rolls..Its Lacey vs Calzaghe all over again..Its all about money knowadays fuck national pride..

Offline SirFrank

Talking about schlongs may I direct you to BBC wales, im one of the many welshmen who wanted to see Wales play Belgium in a massive euro qualifier, whats on fucking Mary Berry knocking up sum jam rolls..Its Lacey vs Calzaghe all over again..Its all about money knowadays fuck national pride..

Oh don't get me fucking started about bbc Wales. I remember a couple of years ago going up the sleepy hill to Bedfordshire on a Friday night to watch the day of the jackal - not that fucking shit remake with Bruce Willis and Richard Gere with the worst Oirish accent ever, I'm talking the original fucker. Anyway me and the duchess settled down for some classic 70s film and what are bbc Wales serving up instead? Mike Fucking Doyle. I tossed and turned all night because I was so fucking angry. And don't get me started about Calzaghe v Lacy - that was a fucking letter to the Echo job plus I actually phoned ITV Wales on Sunday to let rip with a full on rant. The guy who answered was obviously just the security guard on there on his own. but he listened to my fucking rant and actually agreed with me. Yeah I know, what were they thinking. I said you fucking said buddy.

Calzaghe slaughters Lacy with a boxing masterclass and what's on itv Wales - welsh football. Next up Barry town take on Aberavan. I swear to fuck I had crushing central chest pain that day and I ran through two packs of rennie. I've not been so angry since Sir Clive Woodward pissed the 2005 British Lions tour to New Zealand up the wall
« Last Edit: June 12, 2015, 09:33:21 PM by SirFrank »
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Offline HughJardon

Belgium are ranked 2nd in the world and they just got there asses handed to them by the Welsh boyos, thats basically like Amir Khan beating Floyd (fuck me my pockets are deep) Mayweather
Im a little happier now as Kate Humble popped up on BBC2

Offline SirFrank

Fuck me at this rate we might actually qualify for the Euros.
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Offline Corus Boy


"...How do you know I'm not?..."


Elementary my dear Sir!

There is no one on there with 1000+ Positive Feedbacks!  :D :drinks:

Offline SirFrank

Elementary my dear Sir!

There is no one on there with 1000+ Positive Feedbacks!  :D :drinks:

Haha. Can you imagine. I don't think anyone would pay me to have sex with them. I can think of much worse jobs though. I just can't see that many male escorts make money
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Offline aardvark

I just can't see that many male escorts make money

Presumably the 'gay for pay' ones might - I wonder how many that applies to?  Not that I am interested for personal reasons you understand, just idle curiosity! 
« Last Edit: June 13, 2015, 10:47:57 AM by aardvark »

Offline aardvark

I don't think anyone would pay me to have sex with them.

Have you considered gay for pay Frank???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Offline SirFrank

Have you considered gay for pay Frank???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I can say is don't fucking knock it till you've tried it. I'm aware that my (fading) boyish good looks turn the heads of men and women, so what's a a bohemian guy to do when he's presented with an opportunity?
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Offline aardvark

so what's a a bohemian guy to do when he's presented with an opportunity?

Walk like an Egyptian ...........




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