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Author Topic: Is it me or am I going mad or what??  (Read 2715 times)

Offline ladyteeny

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what makes me laugh are the ones where the punters basically saying how wonderful he is!

"i booked the best hotel at a cost of more than 400 because she is worth it.  i'd also brought along a gift of two for the lovely lady because i'm so wonderful.  i gave her a relaxing massage and reverse oral and she was begging for more the whole time! afterwards i took her out to the finest and most expensive restaurant i could find because i'm such a caring kinda guy"

 :lol: :lol:

Offline jackdaw

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Before I could say pyramid-teabags-release-more-flavour she was swinging from my nuts bedpost-to-bedpost to a backing track.

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Can one of you guys more versed in the erotic arts than I explain how you survive some demented bird swinging from ones bollocks? Let alone to go on to write it up as "best day ever".

Offline Melb

I don't like to read or write details of the event. Happy to say that she does all the services she's ticked on the profile but no point in describing every suck and thrust.

The so-called erotic verse is just boring and adds nothing to report.

As someone earlier said, I would prefer more tick boxes.

Offline Outcallguy

I agree the Fr section should have tickboxes that instantly recommend the girl to others rather than making you try to write what you think other people will want to know.
Looks like pictures, performs all services. Lived up to expectations etc

Rather than forcing you to write 150 words about the quick Bj and sex you just had.

Maybe a proper selection of tick boxes would be better than a passage of detail?
It would also be more user friendly and hence people would leave more FRs.

is there a way of suggesting that to AW?

Fatpro$$ie



is there a way of suggesting that to AW?


Yes go to help then near the bottom on the right hand side is says suggestions.  They do sometimes listen as well as I have made one or two that have actually been implemented

Fatpro$$ie

I have suggested it but it will need more than one person to do so for them to take much notice.  Perhaps if those of you who agree make the suggestion too they will implement it.  It makes far more sense to have tick boxes for,  clean home,  easy to find, plenty of parking, looks like pictures, does services offered and also charges extras.

I am sure more would use the system if they did not have to write a bloody essay every time

Offline Outcallguy

So we could make a list here between us and then submit it to Aw and see if they listen?

Yes/No questions :-

Accurate photos?
Talkative or shy?
Performs all services as listed?

Offline Ali Katt

So we could make a list here between us and then submit it to Aw and see if they listen?

Yes/No questions :-

Accurate photos?
Talkative or shy?
Performs all services as listed?
Another forum has an extensive list and detailed reports, it uses green or red colour coding if a service was provided and a rating % out of 100. Shame PN doesn't do the same, it could have saved a few people from wasting money on crap escorts.

Offline mattylondon

So we could make a list here between us and then submit it to Aw and see if they listen?
All perfectly sensible, but a little naive. The main aim of  Adultwork is to make £££££££££  :hi: The creators of Adultwork have engineered an extremely successful formula for doing so. Why would they be interested in introducing something that adds little value to them?

When sites like UKP do good work and expose a scam profile, it's either removed either immediately. When Adultwork kills that profile, do they re-credit the punter for 'lost' PG money? Do they fuck?! Could they devise a way to do this? Yes! The only changes they will make are those that earn them more cash. A fairer FR system won't do that. Think about it. A fairer FR system would contain a lot more negatives. The balance on UKP is around what.. 60/40 positive to negative. What would Adultwork look like with that? It may actually discourage some punters from using it surely? There's a possible conflict of interest with Adultwork devising a fairer FR system, which is why UKP and others sites exist.  :cool:
« Last Edit: January 28, 2012, 10:23:44 PM by mattylondon »

Offline mattylondon

Mind you, I'd be interested in what response they give!  :)
« Last Edit: January 28, 2012, 10:26:35 PM by mattylondon »

everyone likes to read somthing different im afraid.

a couple of my fav fr writers no longer write.

Girraffeman:  this guys frs were pure comedy, pity he doin bird for spunkin up the company cc for bundles on punts.
mind you i bet he's out soon.

PorkerPaul:  this guys frs were solid,  he must be married off or something?

ps.  forgot to mention kundalini.  legend, but not seen much from him lately.

also Fat Bri for just being straight down the line :thumbsup:

well  hope to be writting a good one on Thursday


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