many pro$$ies have not got a clue what their profile says
Possibly. My first thought was that the profiles were fake, due to the sloppy cut and paste job. Photos don't bring results, but when I read.......
Let me be your muse, your mistress extraordinaire.
simply a scintillating time together!
and then looked at the photos, I thought - "Naaah, you didn't come up with that"
(judging a book by its cover, I know).
It all sounded a bit too fancy compared to the usual AW Profile Texts - "Love being spunked all over. hehehe"