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Author Topic: Smiley Miley - hotter than Kylie :)  (Read 71056 times)


29 review(s) for Smiley~Miley (19 positive, 4 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline af1231

Not sure what to do now. As a 19 year old first time punter i was going to contact her, not sure now after the last few posts. Anyone recommend er or another girl of similar age in similar area.


If you're 19 and angood-looking boy, maybe you'll have a better time than us old farts  ;)


Offline FUCK-CLUB

Used to be known as Pinky Melody

Yeah and she used to be a 19 year old "teen" back in 2010 and charged only £90 per hour- no extra :rolleyes:

What put me off was her less flattering photos featuring her cheeks and chin. But her extensive lingerie/uniform collection not to mention retaining her tight body means she's on my "next" list. At £110 per hour and the fact she does her services- I'm sold already.

Yeah and she used to be a 19 year old "teen" back in 2010 and charged only £90 per hour- no extra :rolleyes:

What put me off was her less flattering photos featuring her cheeks and chin. But her extensive lingerie/uniform collection not to mention retaining her tight body means she's on my "next" list. At £110 per hour and the fact she does her services- I'm sold already.

Who really cares what exact age she is so long as it's 18+ ?  She is pretty and has a sizzling hot bod - but the consensus seems to be that the service is a bit lacking... a real shame :(

Offline FUCK-CLUB

Who really cares what exact age she is so long as it's 18+ ?  She is pretty and has a sizzling hot bod - but the consensus seems to be that the service is a bit lacking... a real shame :(

Well let's face it- given how expensive it is to hire an Escort I'd expect to be able to obtain an erection by being presented with a girl who was chosen for her Youth and Looks.

As for the "service" I'm not quite sure what guys are expecting. The unwritten rule is Men do 80% of the work anyways- and it should be hard and fast work- as women like it  :yahoo:
As long as the Escort allows fingering, will allow me to go down on her and provides O.W.O I'm fine with that.

As for expecting Escorts to pounce on me- stick their tongue down my throat and seduce me by whispering the big "come on" in my ear like she was my girlfriend? Not going to happen.

Miley is GR8!.. she is great for a good workout. Her pussy aint that tight thou LOL, just a lil heads up!

I saw her and she was great.  :wackogirl:
« Last Edit: May 06, 2012, 11:30:42 PM by tomato sauce and waffles »

Offline PuntingPete

I visited Miley yesterday, (have only just seen this thread & had I read it before hand then I probably wouldn't have bothered).

However I had a great time, unfortunately it was a very rushed appointment (all my fault) so only had time for OWO (with CIM) and a 69, as I had a train to catch.

What a body!! if Carlsberg made bodies they couldn't have done any better!  For £110 in London she's a bargain. Unfortunately I only had 40 mins worth but as I said that was my fault.

Saw her again and had another great time. DFK, OWO, CIM and fucking in a few different positions.

fisherofsouls, is right right, she does seem keen on young men. Seeing her made me decided to grow a beard, i'm sick and tired of WGs thinking i'm a little kid lol.

Offline yumyum3

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fisherofsouls, is right right, she does seem keen on young men. Seeing her made me decided to grow a beard, i'm sick and tired of WGs thinking i'm a little kid lol.

I'm slightly confused. If she's keen on young men and you are young and look young then why grow a beard? :unknown:

I'm slightly confused. If she's keen on young men and you are young and look young then why grow a beard? :unknown:

I'm just insecure yumyum3. I don't like the fact I look like a teenage student at the age of ##; would like to look like a grown ## year old. It's more a benefit for women to look younger.

Offline yumyum3

I was the same at 24. Didn't start growing full(ish) facial hair until very late twenties. When you become 50 with a full head of hair and naughtly ladies DFK you etc. and think you're in your late 30s you'll be so glad you looked like a student at 24 :) And presently if it means Smiley Miley fucks you like the unpaid horny one-night-stands you should be getting at your age: enjoy :thumbsup:
Tell me, when you say SMiley really likes young guys, do you mean twenties or could someone who looks fit late thirties get away with it? :P :D
 :drinks:

I was the same at 24. Didn't start growing full(ish) facial hair until very late twenties. When you become 50 with a full head of hair and naughtly ladies DFK you etc. and think you're in your late 30s you'll be so glad you looked like a student at 24 :) And presently if it means Smiley Miley fucks you like the unpaid horny one-night-stands you should be getting at your age: enjoy :thumbsup:

Thanks for the reassurance lol.

Tell me, when you say SMiley really likes young guys, do you mean twenties or could someone who looks fit late thirties get away with it? :P :D
 :drinks:

I don't know, but she did say young guys could be pricks because they've got £110 to fuck a woman. I guess if you're in your late 30s, you're probably really mature and that can be reassurance to her you won't manhandle her.

Can anyone tell me where abouts she is and what the parking situation is?
Im just outside "that London" and the traffic, the parking is quite offputting. I always drive and never use public transport.

Obv not her exact address - just a few hints! Cheers

Not worth driving - parking round there is impossible.

Her block is on the corner of Marloes Rd & the Cromwell Rd, an easy 10-minute stroll from Earls Court Tube.

But if you insist, there is a big Tesco on the corner of Warwick Rd & Cromwell Rd which is about a 15-minute walk.

I have this girl on my list - she is getting nearer to the top. I'd drive as well. cheers for the heads up. So many girls are in Earls Court it really is WG Central - yet parking is a complete pain in the ....

dunno about anyone else but post-Punt I like to drive back in my own space, calm soothing music and savour the moment. I def dont want to do this sniffing someone else's arm pits on a tube!

Offline Joe Blob

There's a fair bit of parking if you go a couple of streets east of Earl's Ct Rd, on and around Collingham Rd. Reasonable time for a reasonable price, and free after 13-30 on Saturdays, I think.

Better still, park outside the centre and get the tube, lots of direct lines to Earl's Ct.

I saw her two more times and it was a fucking disaster lol! I should of stopped when I read jesus_jones review of. She has such a terrible bratish attitude problem. Be warned.

It's my fault though, should of stopped at the second punt and kept the good memories. haha!

I'll probably wouldn't recommend her now. She's got like over 60 good feedback on her profile, so she must be doing something right.

BTW, any young punter reading this, ignore this bullshit I worte here...

fisherofsouls, is right right, she does seem keen on young men.

This isn't the case at all, I just got lucky and caught her at a good time.

Yep, she certainly doesn't like young men, as she bluntly told me herself.

I think she's the most overrated girl I have seen, sad that you wasted 2 more punts on her Waffles, but like you suggested, maybe the first visit was lucky.

Offline Ali Katt

Yep, she certainly doesn't like young men, as she bluntly told me herself.

I think she's the most overrated girl I have seen, sad that you wasted 2 more punts on her Waffles, but like you suggested, maybe the first visit was lucky.
I think this happens a lot in punting, girls are often hyped up, and I'm sure, most punters on here have high standards, that they can't live up, the fantasy is sometimes better. In other words, what is amazing for one man, maybe average for a veteran.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2012, 09:05:27 PM by Ali Katt »

Offline yumyum3

Thanks to the good advice from members on here (there are also poor reviews on PN) I've saved myself time and money. Thanks to all of you who posted  :) :drinks:  This is the forum working at its best.
My sense is that when Smiley started out she was good and probably has a plan to make as much dough as possible by working non-stop for a while and then get out. Maybe she's getting burnt out. :unknown:


Offline yumyum3

Blimey Miley, what a stroppy little madam! This took me back to my younger days on wild goose chases and hanging around similar to some of the episode's in Nik's book.
After reading some recent reports saying Miley is back to her best, tanned, fit and gives a PSE, I decided to throw caution to the wind this afternoon. I called and booked for 4:30 and was told I would receive a text with the address. When this didn't arrive by 3:40, I texted again and received no reply. As it's not far from me, I headed for Earls Court and called on arrival. No reply. I hung around for a while and texted a few more times. No joy. A final text from me said I would head back home if I didn't hear within ten minutes. On my way back home I then received a text saying "sorry, are you still there?" I rearranged the booking and she said to come at 5:20. A couple of confusing phone calls later and walking the wrong way up Cromwell Road I managed to get outside her place and asked for her flat number. Then my battery died. I swapped my punting SIM into my normal mobile and she gave me the flat number. I had been severely pissed about and know I should have known better but I hadn't had a shit adventure like this in years and as I had been slightly unwell for a few days, was glad to be out.
Well she certainly can cop an attitude can't she. Trying to be friendly and making light of what had happened I was in her warm, clean little flat and she was anything but smiley and asked me straight away for £80. I wasn't having that. She was obviously out for a row and spoke to me as if I were a complete idiot. I really was diplomatic, quietly spoken and friendly and told her I'd heard she was very good and did a PSE: "I have never done porn", she stropped, digging her heels in and trying to make an issue of it. Things went on in this vein despite my attempts to turn things round. She may well speak English but she was making every attempt to misunderstand me. I diplomatically tried to stop her mid-flow and asked her jokingly if she knew what disingenuous meant: "No, but you explain and I will try." "That's what you're doing to me now, I said with a smile. I did try not to laugh as I realised that despite her coming from outside the UK, her tone and body posture were the spit of Vicky Pollard  :lol: "Do you want to stay or not?", she demanded, "otherwise you are wasting my time." I gently reminded her that I had booked for 4:30 and she had not replied to my texts and calls. She pointed at her watch: "Ha, it is 5:30." I tried to explain gently again and pointed out that she had already texted to apologise, as I walked toward the door. She asked me if I wanted to stay again. I told her no and said I would be reporting on this. She stood by the door and then said it must have been a friend who had taken the booking and asked me if I wanted to stay again. I said no and that I was sorry as I had been looking forward to meeting her. She opened the door and said sorry for wasting my time.  :dash:
I suspect that if you catch her on a good day (as some obviously have) she can be minxy and good fun, but if you do what I foolishly did today and catch her in tantrum mode I doubt it would go well.
I'm actually smiling as I write this as her little strop a la vicky pollard amused. I don't live far away and hadn't done that kind of thing for ages. I knew things had been shit and as I got near Earls Court station I saw some phone box cards and rang one, already knowing the day was a disaster. To cut a long story short, after ringing a card with a blond on it, I end up in a basement flat with two ladies from Africa. They were friendly but I walked.
I've just remnded myself why I punt at HOD, LMP and occasionally with a very horny regular from Poland  :lol:   
 
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 08:36:32 PM by yumyum3 »




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