contact information for Catherine, a Birmingham streetwalker

[inbirminghamnow]

Hello again fellows.

As some of you know, I met an amazing Irish girl this past weekend, on Hagley, the north block between Monument and Wyndham.  She is short (maybe 5'7"), slim, pale, and raven-black haired.  Cute but has a Jewish-like down-turned nose.  29yo.  Her name is Catherine.

If anyone has her contact information, I would be incredibly grateful.  If necessary, tell her that Tom the American wants to see her again.  Badly!  But I'm not in Birmingham anymore, so I can't go looking myself.

If she comes out, it will likely be between 11:30pm and 2am.  She is not shy, and if you make eye contact she will approach you and ask if you want business.

Thank you!

[johnnyboy61]

Local reports are filtering through of extreme pedestrian traffic congestion on a short stretch of Hagley Rd, Birmingham in the early hours of the morning.  Local residents have reported that it seems to be caused by hundreds of frustrated looking men between the ages of 20 and 60 apparently looking for a mythical treasure, clutching their mobiles logged on to a site called UK Punting. Occasionally in the melee can be seen a short raven-haired Irish girl, but she seems to disappear quickly once spotted until the following morning a mere £60 to the richer and a new packet of fags in her pocket.

[MrBridger]

Hello again fellows.

As some of you know, I met an amazing Irish girl this past weekend, on Hagley, the north block between Monument and Wyndham.  She is short (maybe 5'7"), slim, pale, and raven-black haired.  Cute but has a Jewish-like down-turned nose.  29yo.  Her name is Catherine.

If anyone has her contact information, I would be incredibly grateful.  If necessary, tell her that Tom the American wants to see her again.  Badly!  But I'm not in Birmingham anymore, so I can't go looking myself.

If she comes out, it will likely be between 11:30pm and 2am.  She is not shy, and if you make eye contact she will approach you and ask if you want business.

Thank you!

Would that be Tom the American who can just about manage to get himself to Brum but once there finds himself completely unable to use public transport so has to walk everywhere? And how do you plan to see her if you're not in Brmingham (by the way perhaps you need to change your nickname)? What do you expect people to do if they actually find her, perhaps riding her unicorn or searching for a suitable body of water so she can turn back into a mermaid?

And since when was 5'7" short? Perhaps you're really Dennis Rodman and struggle to get into buses or taxis because of your unusual height? 

[inbirminghamnow]

Local reports are filtering through of extreme pedestrian traffic congestion on a short stretch of Hagley Rd, Birmingham in the early hours of the morning.  Local residents have reported that it seems to be caused by hundreds of frustrated looking men between the ages of 20 and 60 apparently looking for a mythical treasure, clutching their mobiles logged on to a site called UK Punting. Occasionally in the melee can be seen a short raven-haired Irish girl, but she seems to disappear quickly once spotted until the following morning a mere £60 to the richer and a new packet of fags in her pocket.

I'm not sure what prompted this deliberately rude post, but it is neither humorous nor appreciated.

Would that be Tom the American who can just about manage to get himself to Brum but once there finds himself completely unable to use public transport so has to walk everywhere? And how do you plan to see her if you're not in Brmingham? What do you expect people to do if they actually find her, perhaps riding her unicorn or searching for a suitable body of water so she can turn back into a mermaid?

And since when was 5'7" short? Perhaps you're really Dennis Rodman and struggle to get into buses or taxis because of your unusual height? 

Same with this one.  What is with you people?  If you don't want to help out, then don't.  But please, don't derail the thread.

EDIT:  By the way, maybe it wouldn't be so unbelievable that a guy could have a good time with a working girl if you just treated them with a little respect.  I suspect that the skeptics here are just assholes who can't believe that it's possible to develop rapport with a prostitute.  Try treating her like a person, for a change, and see what happens.  Sure, you might get burned.  But then again, you might get lucky.  And lucky in a way that you can't put a price on.

[johnnyboy61]

I'm not sure what prompted this deliberately rude post, but it is neither humorous nor appreciated.

Hmm, obviously our sense of humour doesn't travel across The Pond very well then?  Apologies if this offended  and I am surprised that you have taken it as such.  This was this never intended to be "deliberately rude", and in fact I in turn am offended that you consider it to be so, but if you find this banter unacceptable I suggest you stop using this site or learn to tune into a Brit sense of humour.

Another British tradition that you seem to have misunderstood is that the streetwalking scene in Britain is a fraction of what it was years ago.  It is now almost entirely the preserve of junkies, and a lot of the areas where it happens are under surveillance. Almost none of the members of UKP would put themselves at risk and indulge in this sort of activity.  I know you seem to have struck lucky this time, but believe me, you were lucky!

[johnnyboy61]

EDIT:  By the way, maybe it wouldn't be so unbelievable that a guy could have a good time with a working girl if you just treated them with a little respect.  I suspect that the skeptics here are just assholes who can't believe that it's possible to develop rapport with a prostitute.  Try treating her like a person, for a change, and see what happens.  Sure, you might get burned.  But then again, you might get lucky.  And lucky in a way that you can't put a price on.

You sir, are drawing conclusions on absolutely no evidence whatsoever.  In fact I think in this last edit it is you that you come over as a complete arsehole (do learn the local lingo, it ingratiates you to the natives you know!).  If you want to know how I treat the women who I pay to have sex with I suggest that you take the time to read my reviews.  You might then care to come back on here and apologise to me (and Mr B come to that).  However, with this arrogant attitude I don't suppose you would afford the time to try and justify your claims as you seem to have decided in advance about how I treat WGs.  And you expect members here to go out on the street for you and risk getting arrested: Arsehole (translates into USA English as "asshole")!

[inbirminghamnow]

Fair enough.  I'm sorry for the misunderstanding.

[johnnyboy61]

Apology accepted 

[yorkshire123]

Is anybody really taking this seriously?

A Yank comes on business & walks everywhere & has tight punting budget.
He then meets a street skank & has the time of his life (all night) for £60, fags & beer & to top it all she gives him money back.

Now he wants to get in touch with said trollop for another meet but isn't in Brum anymore, maybe she is a high class street prossie who offers long distance out-calls 

Either its a troll who is full of shite or a street prossie/pimp with internet access trying to drum up some business.

OP, to save you the trouble if you think my post is too rude ( ) for your liking feel free to report to admin/mods. 

[johnnyboy61]

Yes, although I responded to the posts at face value the chances are Troll or Catherine.

[dboy74]

Hello again fellows.

As some of you know, I met an amazing Irish girl this past weekend, on Hagley, the north block between Monument and Wyndham.  She is short (maybe 5'7"), slim, pale, and raven-black haired.  Cute but has a Jewish-like down-turned nose.  29yo.  Her name is Catherine.

If anyone has her contact information, I would be incredibly grateful.  If necessary, tell her that Tom the American wants to see her again.  Badly!  But I'm not in Birmingham anymore, so I can't go looking myself.

If she comes out, it will likely be between 11:30pm and 2am.  She is not shy, and if you make eye contact she will approach you and ask if you want business.

Thank you!

 

[vw]

You sir, are drawing conclusions on absolutely no evidence whatsoever.  In fact I think in this last edit it is you that you come over as a complete arsehole (do learn the local lingo, it ingratiates you to the natives you know!).  If you want to know how I treat the women who I pay to have sex with I suggest that you take the time to read my reviews.  You might then care to come back on here and apologise to me (and Mr B come to that).  However, with this arrogant attitude I don't suppose you would afford the time to try and justify your claims as you seem to have decided in advance about how I treat WGs.  And you expect members here to go out on the street for you and risk getting arrested: Arsehole (translates into USA English as "asshole")!

Or translates to fannyhole in America, something completely different here.

[Silver Birch]

I'm not sure what prompted this deliberately rude post, but it is neither humorous nor appreciated.

I thought it was a good response to your opening thread that HAD to be a joke! Right?

[inbirminghamnow]

I thought it was a good response to your opening thread that HAD to be a joke! Right?

I don't understand why people think this is a joke.  If you met someone such as I described, wouldn't you want to see her again?

In the USA, there are two major websites.  TER and USASG.  The first, TER, is oriented towards professional escorts working online, and any attempt to discuss streetwalkers garners rude and disrespectful jeering, at best.  (In other words, TER is a lot like this website.)  But the other website, USASG, actually has forums dedicated to streetwalkers, and is very friendly to that scene.  Is something similar going on here?  Clearly, I am on the wrong forum.  You guys are just too hostile to anyone looking for the street scene.  But can you at least direct me to the correct place?  Surely, there is a forum where people can discuss the street scene without having to deal with the ridiculous responses I've gotten here.

[yorkshire123]

I don't understand why people think this is a joke.  If you met someone such as I described, wouldn't you want to see her again?

In the USA, there are two major websites.  TER and USASG.  The first, TER, is oriented towards professional escorts working online, and any attempt to discuss streetwalkers garners rude and disrespectful jeering, at best.  (In other words, TER is a lot like this website.)  But the other website, USASG, actually has forums dedicated to streetwalkers, and is very friendly to that scene.  Is something similar going on here?  Clearly, I am on the wrong forum.  You guys are just too hostile to anyone looking for the street scene.  But can you at least direct me to the correct place?  Surely, there is a forum where people can discuss the street scene without having to deal with the ridiculous responses I've gotten here.

How sensitive are you?

See site rules below (I suggest you read the rest)

- Other punting forums
This site will not give any publicity, by link or otherwise, whether negative or positive, to any other UK-based punting forum. Furthermore, membership of certain anti-UKPunting malicious troll forums will result in revocation of your PM facilities.

- Street prostitution
Allowed, but other members have the right to express disapproval of such activities.

[James999]

I suspect that the skeptics here are just assholes who can't believe that it's possible to develop rapport with a prostitute.  Try treating her like a person, for a change, and see what happens.

well you obviously don;t have the ability to create the rapport you speak about as even a streetwalker won't give you her number 

[Dodo]

Think you ought to cut the guy some slack......I can't understand this obsession some of you guys have with trying to unearth trolls or just contradict for the sake of it.
For what it's worth he seems to have asked a reasonable question albeit a tad naive due to his lack of knowledge of how it works over here.

[yorkshire123]

Think you ought to cut the guy some slack......I can't understand this obsession some of you guys have with trying to unearth trolls or just contradict for the sake of it.
For what it's worth he seems to have asked a reasonable question albeit a tad naive due to his lack of knowledge of how it works over here.

The irony nearly made me spill my Horlicks
Ok Dodo (still don't understand the name change?) why don't you toddle off down Hagley road & try to spot this Irish/Jewish beauty for our Yank mate Tom (as in dick & harry) then you can pass on his love.
No rush, you have until 2am

[Min_g79]

i have to agree, some of the comments on here to new members who just want to ask a few questions are just shocking. Just because some of you experienced punters have been doing this for a while, you get all big headed and a bit too big for your boots!! OK..so he asked a few out of ordinary questions, but why the 'yank' comments?! 

Reality check - you guys are paying for sex...escort, streetwalker, call girl, prostitute ...call it what you want, you are in the same damn boat!

[yorkshire123]

i have to agree, some of the comments on here to new members who just want to ask a few questions are just shocking. Just because some of you experienced punters have been doing this for a while, you get all big headed and a bit too big for your boots!! OK..so he asked a few out of ordinary questions, but why the 'yank' comments?! 

Reality check - you guys are paying for sex...escort, streetwalker, call girl, prostitute ...call it what you want, you are in the same damn boat!

Have we become so pc that yank is offensive?

So why don't you go look for her? You seem to know the scene & area quite well so skulking in the shadows shouldn't be an issue for a man of your experience.

[Dodo]

i have to agree, some of the comments on here to new members who just want to ask a few questions are just shocking. Just because some of you experienced punters have been doing this for a while, you get all big headed and a bit too big for your boots!! OK..so he asked a few out of ordinary questions, but why the 'yank' comments?! 

Reality check - you guys are paying for sex...escort, streetwalker, call girl, prostitute ...call it what you want, you are in the same damn boat!

Spot on Min.....but you will notice the likes of Y only ever crawl out from under their stone and answer the parts of your post where they can add a bit of abuse, they rarely give credit and always need the last say on a subject.


And a note to Y........nothing sinister in name change so be a good boy and get over it xxx

[yorkshire123]

Spot on Min.....but you will notice the likes of Y only ever crawl out from under their stone and answer the parts of your post where they can add a bit of abuse, they rarely give credit and always need the last say on a subject.
And a note to Y........nothing sinister in name change so be a good boy and get over it xxx

And there I was thinking that we had kissed & made up & were punting buddies, how wrong was I 

As far as I'm aware gentle ribbing & questioning is still within the site rules, if you think I have overstepped the mark with my comments report me to admin/mod & I'm sure they will put me on the straight & narrow. Or better still start a thread about it as you never know you may whip up enough support to get me banned.

I can understand criticism of my posting style from some of the more naive/fluffy members but you seem to want it both ways.
There's a word for that........ hypocrite

Remember this little nugget to a new member 

Could not agree more.
Presumably calling youself 8inches means you have a tiny dick and feel a tad inadequate   

 

[Dodo]

Y, I have always been consistent with my views on the ridicule handed out to new members such as the american chap where no help is given......(rightly or wrongly I think he was genuine)...A word out of place and they get knocked back.

My comment that you mention was just a little piss take (and was obviously a piss take) on the name he had chosen.

Lets leave it at that. 

[willbred]

Hello again fellows.

As some of you know, I met an amazing Irish girl this past weekend, on Hagley, the north block between Monument and Wyndham.  She is short (maybe 5'7"), slim, pale, and raven-black haired.  Cute but has a Jewish-like down-turned nose.  29yo.  Her name is Catherine.

If anyone has her contact information, I would be incredibly grateful.  If necessary, tell her that Tom the American wants to see her again.  Badly!  But I'm not in Birmingham anymore, so I can't go looking myself.

If she comes out, it will likely be between 11:30pm and 2am.  She is not shy, and if you make eye contact she will approach you and ask if you want business.

So, she stayed the night, and as you report, was generally the dogs bollocks....but you didn't get a phone number. I'm starting to think you may not be kosher my son 

Thank you!

[willbred]

Hello again fellows.

As some of you know, I met an amazing Irish girl this past weekend, on Hagley, the north block between Monument and Wyndham.  She is short (maybe 5'7"), slim, pale, and raven-black haired.  Cute but has a Jewish-like down-turned nose.  29yo.  Her name is Catherine.

If anyone has her contact information, I would be incredibly grateful.  If necessary, tell her that Tom the American wants to see her again.  Badly!  But I'm not in Birmingham anymore, so I can't go looking myself.

If she comes out, it will likely be between 11:30pm and 2am.  She is not shy, and if you make eye contact she will approach you and ask if you want business.

Thank you!

So, she stayed the night, and as you report, was generally the dogs bollocks....but you didn't get a phone number. I'm starting to think you may not be kosher my son 

[Talbear]

Are you Richard Gere looking for Julia Roberts...?????

Fairy tales don't happen in that area of Birmingham.... Unless you are out of your box on smack

[inbirminghamnow]

Well I'm back in the states.  I'd still like her number, if any of you can manage to find it.

Her middle name is Michelle.  Catherine Michelle ______.  And she said she just got out of prison, having been locked up for 18 months.  She didn't tell me why.

I'm just thinking it would be nice to chat with her over the phone.

I could kick myself for not getting her number, but my phone wasn't working cuz it was American, and I thought she was going to come out the following night---but she didn't.

No, I'm not thinking I'm Richard Gere.  I just liked her is all.  Sue me.

[dboy74]

Well I'm back in the states.  I'd still like her number, if any of you can manage to find it.

Her middle name is Michelle.  Catherine Michelle ______.  And she said she just got out of prison, having been locked up for 18 months.  She didn't tell me why.

I'm just thinking it would be nice to chat with her over the phone.

I could kick myself for not getting her number, but my phone wasn't working cuz it was American, and I thought she was going to come out the following night---but she didn't.

No, I'm not thinking I'm Richard Gere.  I just liked her is all.  Sue me.

So the truth finally comes out you are a rival Thai prossie 

[mf_1101]

Well I'm back in the states.  I'd still like her number, if any of you can manage to find it.

Her middle name is Michelle.  Catherine Michelle ______.  And she said she just got out of prison, having been locked up for 18 months.  She didn't tell me why.

I'm just thinking it would be nice to chat with her over the phone.

I could kick myself for not getting her number, but my phone wasn't working cuz it was American, and I thought she was going to come out the following night---but she didn't.

No, I'm not thinking I'm Richard Gere.  I just liked her is all.  Sue me.

Prostitutes can have all sorts of stories ranging, as I read on the 'how can you tell a Prossie is lying' discussion: "When they move their lips". Bit harsh to apply to all but lesson is never trust anything a WG tells you, next thing you know her dog is sick and only you can pay for his operation and you find yourself giving your card number out to her. 

Sounding closer to EAS - She's a streetwalking prostitute, she doesn't show the next night because someone(you) gave her £60 to go buy a hit, she was probably facedown in some crackhouse off her head. Don't tell me this doesn't sound likely to you? Why are you so desperate to speak to this girl from abroad, she only wanted the money, she won't give you her time for nothing.

Assuming this is real ofc. I like to believe it is but if it is, you're going down EAS territory mate. Forget about her, move on.