The Girl:
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External Link/Members OnlyDuration: 30 minutes (£70)
Venue: Nice apartment block on Ryland st
Ok this is my first proper review and since this girl has not been reviewed yet I thought I would share my experience with her. I got tempted to see her when she updated her profile with some new pictures and looked tasty and having already seen a different girl from this group before (which was great) I thought why not try her she might be great as well...wrong logic to use.
As some of you who might be familiar with this group, it is a maid who answers the calls and manages the bookings. Really sweet lady and told her my request of the outfit i wanted her to wear, once time was arranged I received a text message with the address. So I made my way to the apartment block and texted her to inform her that I was here and received text back with the apartment number. Made my way up and just before I was about to knock the door she opens it and lets me in whilst hiding behind the door. She was wearing the outfit I was requested but as she shut the door she had a grumpy look on her face and didn't even really look at me and greeted me with a.....formal handshake and walked straight to the room! I was like wow I'm I here for a business meeting? She didn't even smile or said hello. At this point I really felt like making a U-turn straight back out that door but thought maybe she'll make up for it with her service...Wrong!
As we were in the bedroom I found her that she looked slightly slimmer than I had imagined but other than that the pics were accurate. So she started off by asking for the money but I couldn't quite remember whether it was 60 or 70 for half an hour so I asked is it £60? and she had a confused look on her face, again I said "is it £60 or £70?" she still had the same expression on her face, so I just handed her 60 and she uttered something in Hungarian and drew an imagery 7 on the wall, so I handed here an extra tenner and asked if I could use the shower which she gave me towel and pointed towards the bathroom, whilst in there I did notice about 6 bottles of mouthwash but after the shower I realised they were for clients to use, as she pointed at her mouth and said "wash" indicating to me to use some of that mouthwash even though my oral hygiene is always clean but I obliged and rinsed my mouth (I didn't want her to not french kiss me).
Once that was sorted I wanted to get started, I complimented her and said "you look great in that red outfit" again judging by the expression on her face she didn't understand a word I said. So i thought forget the chit chat and time to get on with it. We started of with some very light french kissing, I did not like her kissing style at all she kept on flicking her tongue as if she is some kind of pornstar however every so often she would kiss normal but again it was very light kissing and in no way shape or form was it DFK. I then started to undress her and started to play and suck with her beautiful natural breasts whilst squeezing her gorgeous ass, this was probably the best part of the punt, she has got a really nice body to play with however she then she suddenly stopped me and went towards the bed to carry on with the action but I was thinking we can take this a bit slow no need to rush. So I joined her onto the bed and tried to enjoy some kissing with her but again it was just tongue flicking and no passion so I gave up and played with her breasts. I tried talking a bit dirty to her but she had no clue what i was saying so I didn't waste my time with that. I then flipped around and I pointed towards my cock indicating to give me oral, I wasn't trying to be rude or anything it was just that she couldn't understand anything in english, and I was using body language throughout for her to understand me which was a bit annoying for me. Anyways she was giving me OWO and to be honest it wasn't the best oral I've received it was ok at best I could feel a bit teeth but that only lasted about minute and she said "condom" and with a confused look on my face I was like "no not yet" thinking FFS you only just started giving me oral and already your asking for a condom!
. She kept on wiping off the precum like thats going to make a difference regardless it will enter your mouth.
I decided I wanted to go down on her which she did have a nice clean tasty pussy no complaints there but as I tried to put my finger in all i heard was "No no no" I guess another girl who doesn't like fingering which is something I thoroughly enjoy doing and I was kind of disappointed with the punt at this point, seriously all WG's should list it in their profile if they don't like fingering! I finally decided it was time to put the rubber on and had her in mish first and seriously she was just lying there like a beached whale looking to one side not even making eye contact or to try and make a bit more passionate was really lackluster and I just wanted to finish and done with as there was no enjoyment so I just switched to doggy and thrusted her until I finished. She cleaned me up with some baby wipes and had a quick shower but I had about 5 minutes left so I tried having a bit of a conversation but she was talking to me literally in Hungarian so I thought forget this I'm out of here and left!
So overall absolutely poor english I've seen girls with bad english before but not this bad and service was below average with no passion and was not enjoyable for me. I was thinking of giving this a Neutral but I wasn't even slightly satisfied after the punt so gave it a Negative.
Not recommended
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Topic: Christy Keen - Divas of Birmingham (Poor Communication and a lackluster service) (Read 2677 times)