Boring Shit on Profiles Why?

[Ali Katt]

I've read a number of profiles recently and I'm not sure whether it's designed to attract fluffies to write overwhelmingly lick arse reviews, because the girl themselves think it is sexy or because the girl has an insecurity and wants to big herself up. What do you think the reason is?

Here's an example:
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So punters do you enjoy stuff like that and find it creative? I think it is a case of using 10 lines when one would do.

[AnthG]

I like a personal touch when its done well. But your example is not done well.

I get the feeling is just a case of like writing your personal statement on your CV. You never know what to write.

I also get the feeling that many WGs don't have a clue about what attracts men as their life involves men falling at their feet. So think this is being appealing.

[Ali Katt]

I like a personal touch when its done well. But your example is not done well.

I get the feeling is just a case of like writing your personal statement on your CV. You never know what to write.

I also get the feeling that many WGs don't have a clue about what attracts men as their life involves men falling at their feet. So think this is being appealing.

All valid points, not sure if they are used to men falling at their feet though, despite what people may perceive, most escorts are plain Janes.

[AnthG]

most escorts are plain Janes.

Agree with this one, but they still have men falling at their feet. Women in general never need to attract men.

Its like the PlentyofFish topic in Offtopic at the moment. Most girls on there are only 7/10s, write terrible profiles, and yet get inundated with guys swooning round them.

[Bangers and Gash]

Women in general never need to attract men.

Agreed. Men in general have low standards. You only have to look at the disgusting specimens waddling down the street with their tribe of grubby kids.

[Aspen]

I've read a number of profiles recently and I'm not sure whether it's designed to attract fluffies to write overwhelmingly lick arse reviews, because the girl themselves think it is sexy or because the girl has an insecurity and wants to big herself up. What do you think the reason is?

Here's an example:
Hidden Image/Members Only

So punters do you enjoy stuff like that and find it creative? I think it is a case of using 10 lines when one would do.

I don't think there is anything wrong with that. Except that it does hint of a time waster. It's the ones that go on for pages with kiss kiss kiss etc and obviously copied from another profile that I find really irksome. In most cases I find it informative reading through what they put to get an idea of what they are expecting from punters, and a clue as to what their attitude is likely to be.

More of a problem is judging how much to write to them. The same wording will get a bad response from one for being too short, and moaning that she fell asleep reading it from another.

[stevedave]

What the fuck is a "multicoloured arse"?

In general I like a decent profile, none if this bollocks when they've made a picture out of words or whatever - seemingly quite common on EE profiles, probably to pad them out. As someone said, as long as a profile is well written, generally I will read it. Of course it helps if the pictures of the lady in question are decent!

[vw]

I get the impression these are copied profiles put through an article spinner like External Link/Members Only so they look unique.  Have spun the original post as an example.


I've read various profiles as of late and I'm not certain whether its intended to draw in fluffies to compose overwhelmingly lick arse surveys, on the grounds that the young lady themselves think it is hot or in light of the fact that the young lady has an unreliability and needs to huge herself up. What do you think the reason is?

Here's a case:

[Ali Katt]

I don't think there is anything wrong with that. Except that it does hint of a time waster. It's the ones that go on for pages with kiss kiss kiss etc and obviously copied from another profile that I find really irksome. In most cases I find it informative reading through what they put to get an idea of what they are expecting from punters, and a clue as to what their attitude is likely to be.

More of a problem is judging how much to write to them. The same wording will get a bad response from one for being too short, and moaning that she fell asleep reading it from another.

All true, I think a paragraph (4 lines is plenty) and maybe another few lines describing location and parking. Services are covered on the likes\dislikes list, if there are extras they should be stated.

As mentioned what is a multi-coloured arse, what are flecks of yellow in eyes other than jaundice? If a woman or a man is intelligent everyone with some degree of life experience and perception can tell within minutes, because it is bleeding obvious.

[willbred]

I've read a number of profiles recently and I'm not sure whether it's designed to attract fluffies to write overwhelmingly lick arse reviews, because the girl themselves think it is sexy or because the girl has an insecurity and wants to big herself up. What do you think the reason is?

Here's an example:
Hidden Image/Members Only

So punters do you enjoy stuff like that and find it creative? I think it is a case of using 10 lines when one would do.

Estate agent type description bullshit...everything has 3 adjectives. BTW, my arse is also multicoloured ( pink with a few blackheads)   

[Kerosene]

What the fuck is a "multicoloured arse"?

I have a vision of a bleached anus that's prolapsed.

[Ali Katt]

Estate agent type description bullshit...everything has 3 adjectives. BTW, my arse is also multicoloured ( pink with a few blackheads)   

  The fact is and I could be wrong no man cares about hip size. I personally cannot quantify hip size to guess the body shape of a woman. Breast size and dress size is all I am interested in and foot size and height and I'm sure it is the same for most men.