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Offline red_zed

None of this was the agencies fault but a recent visit to a certain block of serviced apartments was such a nightmare for me that it nearly put me off punting for good

okay here is the gist of it. I booked an escort with the agency for incall 1.5 hours and sent me to the apartments at 3pm which I have visited before a few times at this hour. I know the way around and I know there are usually 2 cleaning ladies who work at each floor. not a problem I thought.

Well I was wrong! I get to the floor and I kid you not there where like 12 cleaners there at the very least. I thought okay I will make my way to the apartment (Cloisters is a big building after all). Got there on time but 1 huge problem - There where around 3 cleaners waiting by the door of the escorts apartment.

what do I do I thought? I decided that I want to be discreet so I texted the agency and told them I will come later. I wait for 10 minutes guys are still there, 20 minutes still there... I then go back down the corridor to the apartment and see the guys openly laughing as though they are waiting for me to open the door. I then decide to walk away and see 2 cleaning ladies sniggering at me.

It was just too much to take so I decided to bail. The agency was great but the location is AWFUL. Seriously people should avoid Chelsea Cloisters. There is simply no discretion there. oh well at least I can now claim that I have experienced chastity lol. waiting for a shag but couldn't go through because workers at a certain building cock blocked me lol

Anyway, thankfully day still ended good for me as I found another agency and booked with them a great lady from another part of london in a discreet block who's review I will post later.

 
« Last Edit: June 05, 2015, 11:37:00 pm by red_zed »

password02

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None of this was the agencies fault but a recent visit to a certain block of serviced apartments was such a nightmare for me that it nearly put me off punting for good

okay here is the gist of it. I booked an escort with the agency for incall 1.5 hours and sent me to the apartments at 3pm which I have visited before a few times at this hour. I know the way around and I know there are usually 2 cleaning ladies who work at each floor. not a problem I thought.

Well I was wrong! I get to the floor and I kid you not there where like 12 cleaners there at the very least. I thought okay I will make my way to the apartment (Cloisters is a big building after all). Got there on time but 1 huge problem - There where around 3 cleaners waiting by the door of the escorts apartment.

what do I do I thought? I decided that I want to be discreet so I texted the agency and told them I will come later. I wait for 10 minutes guys are still there, 20 minutes still there... I then go back down the corridor to the apartment and see the guys openly laughing as though they are waiting for me to open the door. I then decide to walk away and see 2 cleaning ladies sniggering at me.

It was just too much to take so I decided to bail. The agency was great but the location is AWFUL. Seriously people should avoid Chelsea Cloisters. There is simply no discretion there. oh well at least I can now claim that I have experienced chastity lol. waiting for a shag but couldn't go through because workers at a certain building cock blocked me lol

Anyway, thankfully day still ended good for me as I found another agency and booked with them a great lady from another part of london in a discreet block who's review I will post later.


We shall see as your track record is not great with reviews - Been a member for a year - June 2014 and a 0 in the reviews section.

Very little agency girl reviews here on UKP and if you are a agency punter then your reviews are perhaps more important than the normal AW girl reviews.



 

charming_red

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When you say you waited each time, did you go outside or stay inside the building? They could have seen you hanging around.

Do you find it discreet going through reception?

Offline red_zed

When you say you waited each time, did you go outside or stay inside the building? They could have seen you hanging around.

Do you find it discreet going through reception?

getting in the building is fine. it's the 3rd time I visited the place.

it's literally a straight walk to the elevator. But damn the cleaners are all over the place. very hard to be discreet. It's obvious that the staff there know whats going on. Maybe some ppl would not mind but discretion is a must for me.

Offline Steve2

If it is the same as a few years back, without the escorts using that place. They would lose 90% of their business

vt

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getting in the building is fine. it's the 3rd time I visited the place.

it's literally a straight walk to the elevator. But damn the cleaners are all over the place. very hard to be discreet. It's obvious that the staff there know whats going on. Maybe some ppl would not mind but discretion is a must for me.

What the hell does it matter if a cleaner sees you go into a room?? Not like your going to meet them at a business cocktail party is it?

Just stride confidently past, look as if you know where you're going and on legitimate business...all that to-ing & fro-ing must have made you look mighty suspicious.

Offline red_zed

look I was on the floor for about 5 minutes. moved away to around 5 floors down. waited for a while and then tried again but saw that the same people where still there + a few more cleaners.

maybe it's just me but I would rather not have anybody know what I'm doing. If it is the one lady cleaner I would not mind but there where around 3-4 obnoxious lads.

I have been to cloisters twice before and it has been alright but this time I was spooked. I think the cleaners staff room must have been close to where the escorts apartment is because there where a hell of alot of them in that area. would you visit an escort whilst there where a group of people outside her door? I think not...
« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 12:34:00 pm by red_zed »

charming_red

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Are the staircases busy? Is it possible to loiter around there?

LL

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If it is the same as a few years back, without the escorts using that place. They would lose 90% of their business
I completely agree. - it's mostly escorts and dodgy masseuses to be found there now. And who else in their right mind would want to stay/live in Cloisters. The high number of prossies working there has turned it into a high-rise shit-hole. If the WGs were to all move out at once it would take a long time for the reputation of this place to be restored. They'd probably have to sack most of the cleaners who were laughing at you OP. So then you'd have the last laugh :D
« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 05:00:53 pm by LL »

LL

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Are the staircases busy? Is it possible to loiter around there?
Why, is that what floats your boat? ;)

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I completely agree. - it's mostly escorts and dodgy masseuses to be found there now. And who else in their right mind would want to stay/live in Cloisters. The high number of prossies working there has turned it into a high-rise shit-hole. If the WGs were to all move out at once it would take a long time for the reputation of this place to be restored. They'd probably have to sack most of the cleaners who were laughing at you OP. So then you'd have the last laugh :D

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Here it is
I never heard of it before
any indies in there on AW?

Offline Steve2

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Here it is
I never heard of it before
any indies in there on AW?

I'd imagine there will be loads HP

In fact 73 who can accomodate in that postcode
« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 05:51:49 pm by Steve2 »

LL

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I'd imagine there will be loads HP

In fact 73 who can accomodate in that postcode
but none of them barebackers though.
So no good for HP :D

Online PLeisure

Note that their Services webpage offers a weekly change of towels  :scare:
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LL

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Note that their Services webpage offers a weekly change of towels  :scare:
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I've never seen the website before.  They actually make it seem like a nice place to stay! :D

Last time I went there was to see a young Japanese girl from massage agency "butterfly touch".
I was laying face-down on the bed and her pillows smelt like bigfoot's sweaty nutsack.
I must have gotten that nasty bacteria all over my face and despite washing when I got home, a couple of days later my face swelled up with huge boils that took a couple of weeks to heal.

Maybe I'm being unfair on the place but nowadays when I think of Cloisters all I can think of is that incident.

Offline Steve2

but none of them barebackers though.
So no good for HP :D

That was very bitchy LL

LL

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That was very bitchy LL
I wasn't being facetious.  I did actually search and there are no WGs offering bareback on their "likes" in the Cloisters postcode.  I hope HP took my remark in the spirit in which it was intended (i.e. tongue-in-cheek) but if he was offended by it then I humbly apologise to him.

Online PLeisure

Last time I went there I was laying face-down on the bed and her pillows smelt like bigfoot's sweaty nutsack.
I must have gotten that nasty bacteria all over my face and despite washing when I got home, a couple of days later my face swelled up with huge boils that took a couple of weeks to heal.

Thanks, LL - that is all the intel I need to never go there..  :vomit:

LL

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Thanks, LL - that is all the intel I need to never go there..  :vomit:
Haha, it's extremely unlikely you would have the same experience as me!  It was a couple of years ago and that girl has probably moved on by now (and the pillow-cases have finally been washed I expect).

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I've never seen the website before.  They actually make it seem like a nice place to stay! :D

Last time I went there was to see a young Japanese girl from massage agency "butterfly touch".
I was laying face-down on the bed and her pillows smelt like bigfoot's sweaty nutsack.
I must have gotten that nasty bacteria all over my face and despite washing when I got home, a couple of days later my face swelled up with huge boils that took a couple of weeks to heal.

Maybe I'm being unfair on the place but nowadays when I think of Cloisters all I can think of is that incident.

who needs bareback when they can go barefaced?

(no insult perceived, just a mild joke)

Offline punk

but none of them barebackers though.
So no good for HP :D

So its not the STI Hilton then?


lol-machine

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goddammit those cleaners ffs

fredpunter

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You would think with so many cleaners concentrating in one area for so long that the place must be spotless. Perhaps they should spend less time sniggering at the folk who pay their wages and more time washing pillow cases. I hope the management read this.

Offline OutForJustice80

What the hell does it matter if a cleaner sees you go into a room?? Not like your going to meet them at a business cocktail party is it?

Just stride confidently past, look as if you know where you're going and on legitimate business...all that to-ing & fro-ing must have made you look mighty suspicious.

I completely understand where the OP is coming from on this one. I don't want some cleaner watching me be greeted by a lingerie clad escort and then probably stood outside the door while you're at it inside. To say nothing of the fact that I imagine the girl would be pretty pissed off if she opened the door to a punter and a backdrop of cleaning staff.

Offline red_zed

I completely agree. - it's mostly escorts and dodgy masseuses to be found there now. And who else in their right mind would want to stay/live in Cloisters. The high number of prossies working there has turned it into a high-rise shit-hole. If the WGs were to all move out at once it would take a long time for the reputation of this place to be restored. They'd probably have to sack most of the cleaners who were laughing at you OP. So then you'd have the last laugh :D

I used to think that only 2-3 odd prossies lived there but looks like the place is full of them. Every Sloane avenue agency escort seems to be located there.

that being said I remember on my past visits to cloisters seeing whole families in the elevators. good lord.


Offline tigerfeet

I like Chelsea Cloisters it because it's easy to get, easy to get in to and completely safe.

But just like the OP I had something similiar when I went to see an agency girl. Coming around the corner of one of the long corridors I could see at the mid point about 3 cleaning ladies and with a quick bit of guess work I could see they were very close to the room I needed to get to. As I got closer desperately trying to look nonchalent and counting off the room numbers to my horror (and maybe relief that I wouldn't be banging on a door right in front of them) they were actually in the room that the girl was using. After styling it out by breezing straight past with my eyes swivelling a hard left to try and read the number on the open door to confirm, I called to agency to find the stupid slut had changed rooms and hadn't bothered to inform them.

I'm positive the cleaners know who the whores are in the building anyway - so if you like to punt in the afternoon chances are you are always going to run into the cleaners.

btw The punt was OK - the usual slightly mediocre, over priced agency stuff which I try to avoid now by using AW

Offline Thepacifist

None of this was the agencies fault but a recent visit to a certain block of serviced apartments was such a nightmare for me that it nearly put me off punting for good

okay here is the gist of it. I booked an escort with the agency for incall 1.5 hours and sent me to the apartments at 3pm which I have visited before a few times at this hour. I know the way around and I know there are usually 2 cleaning ladies who work at each floor. not a problem I thought.

Well I was wrong! I get to the floor and I kid you not there where like 12 cleaners there at the very least. I thought okay I will make my way to the apartment (Cloisters is a big building after all). Got there on time but 1 huge problem - There where around 3 cleaners waiting by the door of the escorts apartment.

what do I do I thought? I decided that I want to be discreet so I texted the agency and told them I will come later. I wait for 10 minutes guys are still there, 20 minutes still there... I then go back down the corridor to the apartment and see the guys openly laughing as though they are waiting for me to open the door. I then decide to walk away and see 2 cleaning ladies sniggering at me.

It was just too much to take so I decided to bail. The agency was great but the location is AWFUL. Seriously people should avoid Chelsea Cloisters. There is simply no discretion there. oh well at least I can now claim that I have experienced chastity lol. waiting for a shag but couldn't go through because workers at a certain building cock blocked me lol

Anyway, thankfully day still ended good for me as I found another agency and booked with them a great lady from another part of london in a discreet block who's review I will post later.

Sorry to hear that! I've been there a lot of times and this has never happened to me. Maybe one time a cleaner was down the corridor but not near the room I was punting in. At a hotel in Euston a cleaner was very near the room and i texted the wg because i didn't want to knock on the door.

TheCape

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I saw a girl there in December of last year who claimed that there were 3 WG's in there when she started a couple of years ago, with over 50 in there now. I wouldn't go near the place now, anyone within 5 miles of the place must know its one huge brothel. God forbid anyone you know seeing you anywhere near the place.

Offline Turtle1

Dude man up. Youre going to shag an escort. who gives a crap if a bunch of cleaners know what youre doing. They clearly knew what you was doing anyways so what diffrence did it make.

Id of simply said what you looking at and still went in. then hi 5 them as i leave.

Offline superchamp

Discussed this with a regular in C.C. recently. She did make a couple of valid points a) What's the difference to visiting a house or flat with nosey neighbours?, and b) She's paid to fuck and they're paid to clean (that's prossie logic for you).
 And yes, there was a couple of cleaners, but they don't know me and I don't know them as I always punt miles from home, so no problem as far as I'm concerned.

Offline Jerboa

How can you be discreet in this building? It's one big knocking shop, I couldn't give a shit, just walk up to the door, if they're sniggering I'd remind them that these ladies pay their meager wages.