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Author Topic: Littlekate  (Read 1704 times)


The G.C.S.E. revision must have gotten to him/her.  :hi:

I'm not sharing my batter recipe, it's on a knead to know basis.   :music:

Offline lancspunter

The G.C.S.E. revision must have gotten to him/her.  :hi:

I'm not sharing my batter recipe, it's on a knead to know basis.   :music:

Like it!
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Offline SirFrank

This is without question the most hilarious review I've ever read. Aspects of it literally made me laugh out loud. At one stage I thought the batter fable was a euphemism. I was however wrong on that un. Reminds me of a twat in school who claimed he once covered his cock in Nutella (while his parents were out having a meal at a Bernie Inn) and let his dog lick it off! It's given me an idea though - I might take along cookie dough with me next punt.

 This poster is clearly a daydreamer though who can't string a sentence together, talks/writes in text speak. Sounds like a real cocksmith though. Shame he got banned there could have been some mileage in this un.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 06:26:27 PM by SirFrank »
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I might take along cookie dough with me next punt.
Would take gluten free cookie dough just in case.

Offline yorkshire123

Would take gluten free cookie dough just in case.

Fuck gluten free, I got offered a sample of some sort of chocolate brownie at my local supermarket, this thing stuck to the roof of my mouth like nobodies business & took 2 cups of coffee to shift the stuff.
This shite could give no more nails a run for its money.

On to the review/dream, I remember reading it the night it was posted & considered the stop sniffing glue approach but quite frankly couldn't be arsed at the time, also with the current lengthy, suck by suck, spit by spit reviews of this prossie who the fuck can separate fact from fiction?   
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Offline Juankerr

One for the cunts list without a doubt, fucking idiot!!
« Last Edit: June 06, 2015, 07:03:07 PM by Juankerr »

Offline spkmstr48

, also with the current lengthy, suck by suck, spit by spit reviews of this prossie who the fuck can separate fact from fiction?

Why would you say that?
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Offline SirFrank

The only other review that comes marginally close to this one was when West8 claimed the vicar orf of Dick Emery turned up just as he was about to go down under! However, Quite why this miscreant felt the need to waste his time writing (badly) such an obviously OTT fake review is beyond me. This site really does attract losers like shit attracts flies
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Offline spkmstr48

The only other review that comes marginally close to this one was when West8 claimed the vicar orf of Dick Emery turned up just as he was about to go down under! However, Quite why this miscreant felt the need to waste his time writing (badly) such an obviously OTT fake review is beyond me. This site really does attract losers like shit attracts flies

Can't even get her name right,   :lol:
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Offline yorkshire123

Why would you say that?

Because that's how I feel, currently with some prossies it seems more about the review than about the punt itself so much so that sometimes its hard to believe what I'm reading.
However as a one pop guy irrespective of the booking length maybe its more to do with me than others?
Before anyone jumps to conclusions I'm in no way accusing any member lying & if that was needed I would happily do so.

Your recent review about said prossie was short & concise, fucking strange but short & concise all the same & I'm glad you had a good time  :hi:
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Offline spkmstr48

Because that's how I feel, currently with some prossies it seems more about the review than about the punt itself so much so that sometimes its hard to believe what I'm reading.
However as a one pop guy irrespective of the booking length maybe its more to do with me than others?
Before anyone jumps to conclusions I'm in no way accusing any member lying & if that was needed I would happily do so.

Your recent review about said prossie was short & concise, fucking strange but short & concise all the same & I'm glad you had a good time  :hi:

My recent review was short and concise yes, you can't have it both ways

There were good reasons why that review was much shorter than others I've written, namely:

It just added another positive for an already popular girl

There were some elements that needed to be left out so a narrative would have sounded odd, I'm not a good enough writer to lie convincingly
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Offline yorkshire123

My recent review was short and concise yes, you can't have it both ways

There were good reasons why that review was much shorter than others I've written, namely:

It just added another positive for an already popular girl

There were some elements that needed to be left out so a narrative would have sounded odd, I'm not a good enough writer to lie convincingly

Who said I wanted it either way? For some reason you seem to have taken offence at my inoffensive comment so either spit it out & say what you really want to or shut the fuck up.

I'm getting a little bit pissed off with popular prossie fan-boys jumping all over comments that may or may not seem a little bit negative (to them only) about their favourite prostitute.

Now if I've read your post totaly wrong then I apologise, if not may I refer you to sentence #1 
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Offline spkmstr48

Who said I wanted it either way? For some reason you seem to have taken offence at my inoffensive comment so either spit it out & say what you really want to or shut the fuck up.

I'm getting a little bit pissed off with popular prossie fan-boys jumping all over comments that may or may not seem a little bit negative (to them only) about their favourite prostitute.

Now if I've read your post totaly wrong then I apologise, if not may I refer you to sentence #1

Chill mate, Yorkies should stick together.

No criticism intended of you personally.

Just decided on an appropriate review type in the circumstances

Too many wannabe Doms about

Read my previous, hardly fluffy
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