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unclesweetheart

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This was my fourth meeting with Kav and I’d asked for an early morning session at my hotel, starting at 8am. This  was about a couple of weeks ago.

I got up at 7 to get out the dosh and buy some fags (vaping is only partly effective) and was in the mood for some pretty dirty sex. I know what porn Kav likes, so the plan in my head was for me to be watching it when she arrives, she gets down on her hands and knees and comes over to me on all fours while I’m wanking to the porn, and takes me down her throat…And we take it from there. So I get the video cued: Sasha Grey and Holly somebody in an FFM.

However, you know, the best laid plans…

Kav arrives and it’s lovely to see her. A blue, short, zip-up-the-front dress. And after about TWO minutes we’re in the bathroom with our tongues down each others’ throats. (One of these days I’ll learn some self-discipline.) In short order we’re on the bed and kissing, I’m fingering her, the zip is tugged down and I’m sucking on those tits, nipples immediately hardening. It’s one of those do-everything-at-once moments. Kav is very good at deep throating and I’m in a I-want-to-fuck-your-mouth-everywhichway moods.We do a 69 and I’m licking her clit as well as rimming her while folding my legs over her head to force her face down fully on my cock. Then I get both her arms behind her back and hold them there while I feed her my cock as roughly as I can. I’m in that kind of mood. It’s very reassuring to know, from her pussy, that she’s enjoying this as much as I am. So fuck caution, and fuck fucking, actually: Kav kneels on the bed and I stand over her. I tell her I need to spunk in her mouth and she’s more than agreeable to that. So she holds her head back for me to do so, followed very quickly by, in Kav’s own words, “a gallon” of hot spunk shot in jet after jet into her pretty, open, waiting mouth.

“Jesus that’s the most porny you’ve ever been,” says Kav.

“You ok with it?”

“Sure. Just like you’ve never been quite like that before.”

Maybe it’s the company I’ve been keeping lately. Who knows.

So we settle on the bed for some down time. And this is part two. I’m really spent, so we spend a really long time, maybe 45 minutes, shooting the breeze. Catching up on what’s been going on. And , weirdly, I’ve now become Mr. Vanilla: gently touching, kissing. Which Kav remarks on. So we talk about the ebb-and-flow nature of sexuality (mine) how sometimes it’s like this, then it’s the opposite. Which makes me hard to read, apparently.  Kav is sitting on me wrapped in the duvet. We’re basically married. Talking in bed, as Larkin has it.

Kav rolls over and we go into what we both agree, after, is the best part of the session. We fall in love with each other. Kav says I’m handsome, which just shows how love distorts reality. We’re kissing really really affectionately, holding and stroking each other. I’m getting hard again, bit by bit, and we wrap around each other more closely, gently gyrating our bodies against each other. We’re just doing what we both want to do: very relaxed, sensual, sexually communing and playing.  We do want to fuck, but we both know that putting the condom on will spoil the moment, which it sort of does, but we have to, and roll over for some very nice, but-not-quite-the-same missionary. I’m about 75% hard, so it’s the opposite of porny now.

So to part 3.

I remember I have the porn waiting, so bring over the ipad. Kav arranges herself on my leg so she can wank herself against it (+ with her hand) as she loves cumming to porn. There’s some comedy moments as the video refuses to load and freezes, but it’s very hot to have Kav say how hot it is watching two prime porn babes make out together. As indeed it is.  I hold the ipad in front of my face and peer over the top to put her off her stroke, which it does, so I’m ordered to put it back where we can both watch it. It is a FUCKING hot video, and I’m now properly hard: alternately I’m wanking and Kav is going down on me, quasi-comically peering to the side to watch the video at the same time. And – more material for the therapist – I’m aware that watching Sasha and Holly devouring a porn cock is hornier than having a real-life babe actually do it to me in real life. But what the hell, I’m hard as a rod and, with Kav open-mouthed over the end of my cock and with me switching between that sight and Sasha and Holly slurping all over a drainpipe one on the screen, I shoot a second load over Kav’s face. She licks it appreciatively up.

So, a full session. We had: porny actual sex, love, and porn actual. We both agreed, as I say, that the love bit was the best.

Time’s up so we go for some breakfast nearby. Hold hands over the table. We’re both ourselves. So she can tell me, as I’ve been told a zillion times before, that I over-think things. And I can say well that’s just me I’m afraid. If I had the money, I say, we’d go for a weekend to Paris or something. And that’s exactly what it feels like: like we’re on holiday. Kav really enjoys escorting because of moments like this: good company, good sex, good chat. We’re both agreed that this wouldn’t be half so much fun if we were in an actual relationship. It’s illicit, naughty and (if you leave the money out of it…) a beautiful kind of free space. I’d happily pay £250 for a nice holiday, certainly, but you wouldn’t necessarily get the great sex or the great company. And you’d have to visit fucking boring castles and things like that. So it seems like money very well spent to me. So I’ll be around in the punting bubble for some time yet, I guess. Uncle Sweetheart’s holidays.

I can’t do a link to Kav’s profile because it’s down at the moment on AW, but she’s still a member here on UKP (Petite Kav) so if anyone’s interested, drop her a line. You won’t regret it.

Offline backofthenet

there's more fluff here than a cuddly toy factory's waste bins, but thanks for the review. Still trying to arrange an appointment with her.

unclesweetheart

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Totally happy to be a fluffy cunt. Proud, in fact.

password02

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Thanks for the review - BUT the last time she logged onto UKP was -

Last Active:February 28, 2015, 05:42:58 pm - Been trying to get another meet with her for several months but her comms have not been great since I saw her a few months ago.

You must have a special direct link to her punting mobile?

john_n

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I was so happy when I saw her profile again in my HL not so long ago. Would really loved to have booked her as my last agreed booking fell through.

Expl1cit

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I don't believe any review on UKP to be a waste of time... BUT I don't see why the same punter would continually review (and in seperate new topics) the same WG, who is not taking bookings from new clients and has no way of accepting messages/bookings other than through UKP.  No profile, No pictures, No list of services, No prices.

I left her a negative because she cancelled my booking at the last minute and still to this day, despite apologising publicly on this forum, has yet to respond to my messages and texts to try to rearrange the booking which we had confirmed.  If she said no I don't want to see you that would be the end of that, several months ago, but that wasn't the case.

So what we are reading here, is the self professed story of a punter and his 'relationship' with a prossie that serves little to no purpose for the rest of us, on here looking for actually working girls who want to fuck their punters.  My search for a reliable Indian student continues.



west8

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I don't believe any review on UKP to be a waste of time... BUT I don't see why the same punter would continually review (and in seperate new topics) the same WG, who is not taking bookings from new clients and has no way of accepting messages/bookings other than through UKP.  No profile, No pictures, No list of services, No prices.

I left her a negative because she cancelled my booking at the last minute and still to this day, despite apologising publicly on this forum, has yet to respond to my messages and texts to try to rearrange the booking which we had confirmed.  If she said no I don't want to see you that would be the end of that, several months ago, but that wasn't the case.

So what we are reading here, is the self professed story of a punter and his 'relationship' with a prossie that serves little to no purpose for the rest of us, on here looking for actually working girls who want to fuck their punters.  My search for a reliable Indian student continues.

+1

Waste of time 'review'.

Offline undercoverpunter

Sounds like a great meet.   Would be keen on meeting her but obviously a bit difficult with an inactive profile.

unclesweetheart

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Sounds like a great meet.   Would be keen on meeting her but obviously a bit difficult with an inactive profile.

It'll be sorted soon apparently. As you can see, Kav gives a quality gfe!

Sylvester

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You must have a special direct link to her punting mobile?

Otherwise known as......her phone number  :D

unclesweetheart

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Thanks for the review - BUT the last time she logged onto UKP was -

Last Active:February 28, 2015, 05:42:58 pm - Been trying to get another meet with her for several months but her comms have not been great since I saw her a few months ago.

You must have a special direct link to her punting mobile?

It's the number she used before - no special one!

Offline claretandblue

What's her hourly rate?any chance of a pm with said number? Thanks

Offline undercoverpunter

What's her hourly rate?any chance of a pm with said number? Thanks

I wouldn't mind a pm too

Offline Bangers and Gash

+1

Waste of time 'review'.

Yup. I'm thinking about doing multiple reviews for Smiley Sindy and Kim Cindy External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only
Obviously these reviews will serve no real purpose to other punters, but will greatly inflate my own ego and maybe even garner me love making 'off the clock' or an LTR.  :rose:

 :wacko:

marty_mcfly

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It'll be sorted soon apparently. As you can see, Kav gives a quality gfe!

So did she have the same type of AW profile sabotage problem with the trolls and hackers? Is her AW profile coming back soon?

Offline mrx007

Never had an answer or acknowledgement from her on here or AW so I can only assume she has met all the meal tickets she needs. Thanks for this bit though because this is what will have me crying with laughter all evening. I think what a woman needs is a man who fantasises about "Pretty Woman" (Julia Roberts, Richard Gere) as much as they do. And what we all need is a  happy hooker who is "special" to us. This review is indeed "special". Thanks. I really mean it, as much as Kav does.


We had: porny actual sex, love, and porn actual. We both agreed, as I say, that the love bit was the best.

Time’s up so we go for some breakfast nearby. Hold hands over the table. We’re both ourselves. So she can tell me, as I’ve been told a zillion times before, that I over-think things. And I can say well that’s just me I’m afraid. If I had the money, I say, we’d go for a weekend to Paris or something. And that’s exactly what it feels like: like we’re on holiday. Kav really enjoys escorting because of moments like this: good company, good sex, good chat. We’re both agreed that this wouldn’t be half so much fun if we were in an actual relationship. It’s illicit, naughty and (if you leave the money out of it…) a beautiful kind of free space. I’d happily pay £250 for a nice holiday, certainly, but you wouldn’t necessarily get the great sex or the great company. And you’d have to visit fucking boring castles and things like that. So it seems like money very well spent to me. So I’ll be around in the punting bubble for some time yet, I guess. Uncle Sweetheart’s holidays.

I can’t do a link to Kav’s profile because it’s down at the moment on AW, but she’s still a member here on UKP (Petite Kav) so if anyone’s interested, drop her a line. You won’t regret it.

Offline Vivago

What's her hourly rate?any chance of a pm with said number? Thanks

That sounds like a first rate way to piss her right off,  handing out her number without her permission. I  have her number after she visited me the same day her profile went tits up but there is no way that I would hand out without her say so. I might want to see her again.  She's a cracker. :D
« Last Edit: June 01, 2015, 08:32:12 pm by Vivago »
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marty_mcfly

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Any idea if and when her AW profile will be back? She's my last hope for a great Indian punt.

Offline Vivago

Any idea if and when her AW profile will be back? She's my last hope for a great Indian punt.

I suspect that she won't be back on AW. I think she would have been back by now if she intended redoing her profile. According to her AW deleted her profile after receiving some kind of (?malicious) report.
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
Banned by: Head1

Offline claretandblue

That sounds like a first rate way to piss her right off,  handing out her number without her permission. I  have her number after she visited me the same day her profile went tits up but there is no way that I would hand out without her say so. I might want to see her again.  She's a cracker. :D
I dont follow your logic,I'm hardly going to call her up and say vivago from ukpunting gave me your number!


tristen92

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It's pitiful when a member reviews the same girl umpteen times with elaborate posts that are border-line boastful and add nothing of substance or value to what's already been documented. Low and behold bragging doesn't quite fit the bill when you are paying for such services in the first place.

Yaris

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I suspect that she won't be back on AW. I think she would have been back by now if she intended redoing her profile. According to her AW deleted her profile after receiving some kind of (?malicious) report.

in your avatar is this Kavita rimming you?
 :D :D

Offline Vivago

I dont follow your logic,I'm hardly going to call her up and say vivago from ukpunting gave me your number!

Well put it like this. How would you feel if a WG passed your number round her mates on prossie net without asking you first? Then you received uninvited calls and texts from prossies? Would you be thrilled? I think not.
« Last Edit: June 01, 2015, 11:05:44 pm by Vivago »
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Offline Vivago

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Yaris

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Nope.  :hi:

ok but she looks like Indian so I thought she was rimming. :)

Type_O_Negative

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It's pitiful when a member reviews the same girl umpteen times with elaborate posts that are border-line boastful and add nothing of substance or value to what's already been documented. Low and behold bragging doesn't quite fit the bill when you are paying for such services in the first place.

It kills London review board. These reviews - sorry - harlequin romances are just waste of space.
But some here are proud of them.

Offline claretandblue

Well put it like this. How would you feel if a WG passed your number round her mates on prossie net without asking you first? Then you received uninvited calls and texts from prossies? Would you be thrilled? I think not.
Are you barmy?how is that a fair comparison? She is a prostitute, ok she doesn't list her number currently but she has done previously, I think she will expect calls on it and won't know or remember half of those that will.
to be honest I'm not that fussed as there are plenty of fish in the sea but I think it's a shame when someone like me with close to 1000 posts and 10 reviews can't even get a phone number from a fellow member via pm

Offline HappyandLucky

Are you barmy?how is that a fair comparison? She is a prostitute, ok she doesn't list her number currently but she has done previously, I think she will expect calls on it and won't know or remember half of those that will.
to be honest I'm not that fussed as there are plenty of fish in the sea but I think it's a shame when someone like me with close to 1000 posts and 10 reviews can't even get a phone number from a fellow member via pm
+1. I have no interest in her but if she openly advertised her telephone number when on AW then I don't see any issue with sharing the info. Or maybe the Retired Kav Club will be starting their own forum.  :unknown:

Offline claretandblue

+1. I have no interest in her but if she openly advertised her telephone number when on AW then I don't see any issue with sharing the info. Or maybe the Retired Kav Club will be starting their own forum.  :unknown:
glad it's not just me that finds vivago's stance strange,comparing him giving me her number to a prostitute giving mine to a load of wg's is very odd

Offline Vivago

Are you barmy?how is that a fair comparison? She is a prostitute, ok she doesn't list her number currently but she has done previously, I think she will expect calls on it and won't know or remember half of those that will.
to be honest I'm not that fussed as there are plenty of fish in the sea but I think it's a shame when someone like me with close to 1000 posts and 10 reviews can't even get a phone number from a fellow member via pm
What are you blathering about, man? As far as I recall, Kav always was just an enthusiastic amateur and never had her number on open display. You got it after a dialogue with her on AW messaging. Tell me you are joking about the second bit. I have fewer posts but more reviews than you and don't think that I am owed anything by anybody on this site.

Get fishing then. :sarcastic:
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Offline Vivago

ok but she looks like Indian so I thought she was rimming. :)


 :lol:..no, she is a Filipina. But she was rimming. :D
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Offline claretandblue

What are you blathering about, man? As far as I recall, Kav always was just an enthusiastic amateur and never had her number on open display. You got it after a dialogue with her on AW messaging. Tell me you are joking about the second bit. I have fewer posts but more reviews than you and don't think that I am owed anything by anybody on this site.

Get fishing then. :sarcastic:
very mature response, will leave "kav" and the dodgy tranny types you go for to you,and take my hook elsewhere

Offline Vivago

very mature response, will leave "kav" and the dodgy tranny types you go for to you,and take my hook elsewhere

Prams and toys spring to mind. Only go for dodgy trannies when I'm in dodgytrannyland. :hi:
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unclesweetheart

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Have been very busy but the situation with Kav is this. I asked her if I could give her number to guys on ukp that had expressed an interest and the answer was no. At the moment she's just seeing regualrs, with a view to possibly starting up her AW profile soon. On AW she can see guys' feedback, but there's obviously no equivalent system on UKP.

marty_mcfly

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She needs anti-apartheid demonstrations. At first she was only able to see white people. Then she added a few other races (but not all) to her acceptable list. Now she only sees regulars.

Offline claretandblue

Prams and toys spring to mind. Only go for dodgy trannies when I'm in dodgytrannyland. :hi:
ok mate,I have limited interest in actually seeing this girl but stand by my point about sharing info with other punters who have proven to be genuine on this forum

If I got a pm from a member asking for a phone number of a wg and I could see he was genuine and a regular contributor I would share no question, I wouldn't even think about whether the wg wanted me to or not as it's the punter first in my book,which incidentally I thought was the ethos of this site?

Offline Vivago

OK, fair do's..you stand by your beliefs and I stand by mine. You are quite happy to betray a confidence because she is a 'pro$$ie' and I am not. So what is the problem?
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Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

What are you blathering about, man? As far as I recall, Kav always was just an enthusiastic amateur and never had her number on open display. You got it after a dialogue with her on AW messaging. Tell me you are joking about the second bit. I have fewer posts but more reviews than you and don't think that I am owed anything by anybody on this site.

Get fishing then. :sarcastic:

Correct.

She is perfectly entitled to escort as she sees fit and only give her number out where she feels comfortable. You only have to see the recent grief that a couple of very popular girls here have received via their AW profile to respect her wishes.

As much as this may be a site for punters, I would not give out her number without her express permission, which is what I have done on one occasion. 


unclesweetheart

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Correct.

She is perfectly entitled to escort as she sees fit and only give her number out where she feels comfortable.

Absolutely.

Offline Mr.WeirdBeard

At the moment she's just seeing regualrs, with a view to possibly starting up her AW profile soon. On AW she can see guys' feedback, but there's obviously no equivalent system on UKP.

I really wanted to see this girl when she first became popular but I couldn't arrange a location for an outcall unfortunately. Never even contacted her.
However, I can't say that I like what she's doing. To me it looks like she had an AW profile till she found enough regulars, selecting punters carefully. But hey, it's all at her discretion and she can see whomever she likes, right?
Then, when the regulars started dropping out, she reenabled the profile to get a few more and disabled it again.

Not that there is anything wrong with this, but I just find it manipulative. This is just a theory and I might be completely wrong, but I suspect she'll be back again, for a short period of time again.

marty_mcfly

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I was and still am very keen on seeing this girl, but she comes across as extremely choosy. In fact, choosy to a level where she's hardly seeing anyone except for a very select few. In that sense, she really isn't escorting.

This is an escort review forum, and if this girl is so exclusive to a select few, then her reviews should not be made public. That's my opinion, so Kavita fans, please do not be offended.

Offline claretandblue

OK, fair do's..you stand by your beliefs and I stand by mine. You are quite happy to betray a confidence because she is a 'pro$$ie' and I am not. So what is the problem?

No problem,though I do think you are being quite melodramatic calling it a "betrayal"

If she really is this choosy and selective I would suggest she shouldn't be reviewed at all

marty_mcfly

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If this review of an almost non-existent escort deserves space on this board, then I should be allowed to post at least 50 reviews of ladies that are not readily available either through retirement or being located overseas.

Should I start with reviews of ex-London girls Barbie and Kitty?

Offline Bangers and Gash

Some of you lot need to divert your punting cash into buying a new pair of bollocks. Pining after a girl who rents her pussy by the hour.  :wacko:

Seriously, you couldn't make it up.  :sarcastic:

Offline NightKid

I asked her if I could give her number to guys on ukp that had expressed an interest and the answer was no. At the moment she's just seeing regualrs ...

Then what the flying fuck is the point of this review?  :dash:

marty_mcfly

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Then what the flying fuck is the point of this review?  :dash:

So to see her for the first time we ought to be seeing her for the second time...what a fucking catch 22 paradox! Only way to get out of this tricky one is to get a de Lorean, travel at 88 mph, and go back and forth in time!

Offline NightKid

So to see her for the first time we ought to be seeing her for the second time...what a fucking catch 22 paradox! Only way to get out of this tricky one is to get a de Lorean, travel at 88 mph, and go back and forth in time!

I suppose that's where you come in?

Tout!  :lol:

marty_mcfly

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By the way, this review of an escort who is almost as dead as a dodo has inspired me to do reviews of all those escorts I saw in my early punting days. Escorts who never kissed and never shaved.

Offline PLeisure

Marty, can we hook up your machine to a Groundhog Day-type scenario. Once the required wg is actually available...