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Author Topic: SexyIndependent - Elle  (Read 5695 times)


24 review(s) for SexyIndependent (23 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline john_n

Just had my first meeting with Elle and have to say she is a great girl. She surely is something special

Review to follow of course

Online Clooney

Serious question Sylvester...

I think you kind of know my vibe by now.

Do you think she'd suit my style?

I'd be pretty keen to see her shortly, but dunno really to what degree she's a sub

Pointers appreciated.

C.

Offline Sylvester

Serious question Sylvester...

I think you kind of know my vibe by now.

Do you think she'd suit my style?

I'd be pretty keen to see her shortly, but dunno really to what degree she's a sub

Pointers appreciated.

Hey there Mr C.

I think I have a fair idea of who you are
Looking for....!

Responded via PM.

C.
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Clooney, Silvester

Before I came on this site I thought that I was pretty outrageous in my sexual tastes.  OWO.  Missionary position.  French kissing.  Wow... I was really the man!

But reading your stuff.... what world am I being led into here?  Blindfolds, dildos, spikey thingies, tennis raquets ... what next?

Offline Sylvester

Clooney, Silvester

Before I came on this site I thought that I was pretty outrageous in my sexual tastes.  OWO.  Missionary position.  French kissing.  Wow... I was really the man!

But reading your stuff.... what world am I being led into here?  Blindfolds, dildos, spikey thingies, tennis raquets ... what next?

Well last night with Elle included popping candy and a large ribbed lollipop....
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Well last night with Elle included popping candy and a large ribbed lollipop....

See... that's what I mean.  I don't even know where you'd start with that advanced stuff.

OK OK guys let me see if I can get the hang of it... can't be that difficult.

I'm going to see Elle myself next week.  And I'll be taking along ... er...  a bag of smarties and a copy of the Beano.  Oh.. and a cheese flan.

That was easy!

Offline PLeisure

JR, cheese flan, eh?
That's seriously Next Level... easy now

Well last night with Elle included popping candy and a large ribbed lollipop....

Did she urge you've to to get the popping candy?  :crazy:

I did mention this to Elle as a surprise I didn't get around to with Lindsey! Turns out I'd bought something other than popping candy anyway!

Did she mention the 14 inch cucumber that I had inside her too!  :wackogirl:

« Last Edit: June 03, 2015, 02:00:18 PM by Bigus Dickus »

Offline marty_mcfly

Did she urge you've to to get the popping candy?  :crazy:

I did mention this to Elle as a surprise I didn't get around to with Lindsey! Turns out I'd bought something other than popping candy anyway!

Did she mention the 14 inch cucumber that I had inside her too!  :wackogirl:

Doesn't Bigus Dickus itself mean a 14 inch cucumber in Latin?
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Offline Sylvester

OK OK guys let me see if I can get the hang of it... can't be that difficult.

I'm going to see Elle myself next week.  And I'll be taking along ... er...  a bag of smarties and a copy of the Beano.  Oh.. and a cheese flan.

That was easy!

Just make sure the flan doesn't have any sharp edges.  And remember, Safety First... It's all fun and games until someone gets flan in the eye.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2015, 04:04:07 PM by Sylvester »
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Offline sticko

OK OK guys let me see if I can get the hang of it... can't be that difficult.

I'm going to see Elle myself next week.  And I'll be taking along ... er...  a bag of smarties and a copy of the Beano.  Oh.. and a cheese flan.

That was easy!

Not a bad effort but you might want to think about adding a small monkey wrench, a fishing rod and an audio book of Timmothy Spall narrating Agatha Christie.  Oh, and of course some carpet cleaner.

S

Offline unclesweetheart

Someone needs to tell me about popping candy.
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Anyone who has seen sweet monique might want to take along a socket set.... :drinks:

Now I'm not sure whether to pop into Halfords or the pot-holing department at Blacks.

Offline sticko

I've got you covered, Jim:

http://www.norfolkmarine.co.uk

Everything you could possibly need...

S

Offline Sylvester

I've got you covered, Jim:

http://www.norfolkmarine.co.uk

Everything you could possibly need...

S

That's a good site Sticko, and it looks like it has most of the basics, but for some reason it doesn't seem to stock Swarfega or special edition 'Disney's Frozen' lego sets.

Both of which have become essential elements of my play kit.
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Offline sticko

That's a good site Sticko, and it looks like it has most of the basics, but for some reason it doesn't seem to stock Swarfega or special edition 'Disney's Frozen' lego sets.

Both of which have become essential elements of my play kit.

That's some advanced punting right there, Sylvester.  I'm in awe.

Offline Sylvester

Top tip - make sure you count the Lego bricks, cos the little fuckers get everywhere...
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Offline lancspunter

I get to meet Elle tomorrow for quite an exciting but fairly standard submissive roleplay scenario. I must admit her comms have already been exemplary as we have gone through the finer details - even to the extent that she used her own initiative and went out and bought something that would add to the scene. So far I cannot fault her - so polite and clear and with a willingness to please.

No 14" cucumbers, popping candy, lego or flans in sight, although I did find the idea of Timothy Spall narrating an Agatha Christie quite arousing!
Banning reason: Convicted criminal

Guys before this thread gets too long - let's keep this gem to ourselves.  She's too good to share, it would seem.

"She's a keeper, Don't treat her well"

Offline sticko

Her customer service really is exemplary. It's one of the things that really stood out for me when I saw her.  I'm booked in for next week, and while it's not Timothy Spall / Agatha Christie, there should be some audio involved.  Report to follow :)

S

Saw her earlier today,was a real extreme deepthroat fest!

Offline Sylvester

Saw her earlier today,was a real extreme deepthroat fest!

Review to follow?
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Offline marty_mcfly

THE OP HAS ABUSED ME FOR DESTROYING ELLE'S REPUTATION. I CAN CONFIRM THAT ELLE DOES NOT HAVE ANY STI. THE TIMING OF MY PUNT WITH ELLE AND THE TEXT I RECEIVED MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR ELLE TO HAVE NOTIFIED HER GUM CLINIC. LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE, AND GIVE ME A BREAK
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