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Author Topic: What's the dirtiest thing you have done with a wg?  (Read 10566 times)

Offline 306

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Offline od13218

from above {sick}
The last time we met Lucy had never before kicked a man in the balls. She is however a quick learner and this time from the outset her kicks were very hard and accurate. During the session my safe word (Monkey) was used many times as she mercilessly dropped me to my knees tme after time. Lucy has a wonderful way of smiling and laughing whilst kicking my balls which adds to my humiliation beautifully.
Inbetween the bouts of hard kicks, Lucy would ttrample my bruising swelling balls mercilessly beneath her deadly stilletto heels. THe ultra thin heels with their metal tips were the perfect weapons both to excite me and exert maximum pain and damage. She ruthlessly used her heels to leave me rolling around in delightful agony, and I have wonderful small black bruies on my balls that perfectly reflect where the metal tips inflicted their damage ................ just WONDERFUL.
Holy shit! I thought I was pretty extreme but that's a bridge too far for me...  :scare:
Still it takes all sorts...

Offline wolfdancer

Crikey, some of the replies repulse me (kissing with your own spunk?  :vomit:)

no you see I thought that was horny not dirty, so didn't include it on my list...

Along with food play / insertion then giving to the girl to eat or eating it yourself.

Offline od13218

Oh that reminds me- eating strawberries out of a girls pussy. She was a civvy, mind, though a very kinky one :)

Online aardvark

Mmmm mm.  Strawberries - can't beat 'em!

Offline socks

Crikey, some of the replies repulse me (kissing with your own spunk?  :vomit:)
TBH the full snowball was a bucket list item for me, which I discovered I didn't particularly like! On the contrary I really enjoyed DFK with Kylie Flirt a little while after I came in her mouth and she had swallowed my spunk. No slimy cum to gurgle, just the salty taste of my sperm everywhere in her mouth. Fucking ace!!
« Last Edit: June 01, 2015, 04:24:48 PM by socks »


Not so dirty, but one she enjoys and has mentioned on her profile.

Squirted spray cream in her pussy and licked it all out. She enjoyed the taste too.


Offline sam55

TBH the full snowball was a bucket list item for me, which I discovered I didn't particularly like! On the contrary I really enjoyed DFK with Kylie Flirt a little while after I came in her mouth and she had swallowed my spunk. No slimy cum to gurgle, just the salty taste of my sperm everywhere in her mouth. Fucking ace!!

Well, I find the eating spunk thing a bit of a paradox.
Before I cum, I'd eat anyone's spunk but the thought of post orgasm cum eating would make me vomit.
Long ago in a galaxy far far away when we were newly weds, the Mrs gave me a blow job and I had a small pre orgasm ejaculation, not sufficient to kill the hard on, however, when we then kissed I wasn't very keen on the taste of my cum in her mouth.

I seem to remember reading a review of Hayley X X down in Portsmouth from one of her conveyor belt sessions. Some lucky soul inserted a Cadbury's Boost bar into her arse and then ate it. Nice!!

tcm

I seem to remember reading a review of Hayley X X down in Portsmouth from one of her conveyor belt sessions. Some lucky soul inserted a Cadbury's Boost bar into her arse and then ate it. Nice!!

tcm

Them boosts are much better when they've been acclimatised!

Offline sam55

I seem to remember reading a review of Hayley X X down in Portsmouth from one of her conveyor belt sessions. Some lucky soul inserted a Cadbury's Boost bar into her arse and then ate it. Nice!!

tcm

Not sure I'd want it out of someone's ass but fanny is perfectly acceptable and very pleasurable too.

Oh that reminds me- eating strawberries out of a girls pussy. She was a civvy, mind, though a very kinky one :)

now you know why often give berry fruits to a lady when I arrive!

Online aardvark

Paying her in small denomination notes.

Offline 306

said she had a big spot on her bum!
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Offline GusFring

Put my entire hand up a girl's pussy, fisting her hard. She seemed to enjoy it but there was some blood on my hand and on bed afterwards which freaked me out.
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Offline Sonny Crockett

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Offline Owwhatanight

 
"  Suck my underpants "  :lol: :lol:

Offline Hobbit

I've always wanted to drool into a girls mouth and watch her swallow it. Not sure how many girls would be up for that?

Pussy, then arse, then mouth and round the same loop a few times.

Offline aerofan5

In Mombasa, Kenya, chatting to a white German guy about the local girls and how they were all nymphomaniacs.

He tells me about the toys he uses, his best is a 4 legged pair of soft rubber panties. The guy and the girl get into them, either facing each other or spooning. The leg openings are elasticated so they hold closed. They then proceed to pee and shit together, mix it all around each other, followed by him having an orgasm to help the mix. He said it was always much better if the girl took a laxative beforehand!

He assured me that this was one of Adolf Hitler’s favourite kinks!!

Couldn’t quite fancy it myself, but it takes all sorts.

Offline george r

nothing too dirty but like drinking the girls piss , the girl spitting into my mouth also is horny even better if she make a loud spitting sound !!
and after spunking in her mouth I like her to  spit the lot back into my mouth for me to swallow !!
also like ladies that squirt in my mouth also..love to drink it..

Blood Sports, going down and coming back up looking like Hannibal, followed by some DFK.


Offline Sonny Crockett

SWALLOWING HER SPIT DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!
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Offline Sonny Crockett

Also sucked a butt plug straight out of a lady's arse, and rimmed the lady after a round of anal fucking!!!!!
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Offline 306

Blood Sports, going down and coming back up looking like Hannibal, followed by some DFK.


that happen once before and the wg said nothing bsr there the bath room if you want to clean up looked in mirror and shit my pants  fuvking sneckly money run wg
They really can fuck you up !!
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