Worst punt ever ? What's yours ?

[Robbybobby15]

Mine well a few but once I didn't even do anything cos she said she couldn't get it in ( I am disabled so can really only do cow girl, ok I'm not massive but never had this ever she was a bit plump though:( but think it was just an excuse lol

[cueball]

I had a bow job years ago from a big fatty who wouldn't take her jeans off and she had a monobrow, the perils of the ads in the back of the paper.

I should've walked but didn't 

And this crackpot too......
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=45079.0

[bod666]

Mine can't compete with cueball's but this is it https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=54398.0

I should have known better and felt like such a loser afterwards

Thankfully most of my punts leave me feeling like I'm floating on a cloud so the good far away the bad (thanks to ukp).

Oddly when I think back to my punts prior to finding ukp there are still none as bad as this one. Though I did have a strange punt with a plump polish red head in London who never really took her clothes off and was slightly nuts. We did shag a couple of times though so I wouldn't call it a negative. Can't post the link to her as she's long gone. And my first ever punt was just disappointing but that was mostly because I didn't really fancy the girl.

[threechilliman]

I had these two back to back. Hideous, the pair of 'em. Made me change my punting ways and rely on UKP a lot more. Haven't had a bad one since.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=42614.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=42074.0

Dreadful!

tcm

[threechilliman]

I notice the TS one I fucked says a 9 inch cock on her profile. 9cm would be more accurate. I'm Mr average and dwarfed hers.

tcm

[Stiltskin]

I notice the TS one I fucked says a 9 inch cock on her profile. 9cm would be more accurate. I'm Mr average and dwarfed hers.

tcm

and you were dissappointed with that?! Personally, if I ever went down that road, the smaller the better.

[Vivago]

Miss Adipose here (External Link/Members Only). Sucked in by the clever photography and reasonable prices but the reality was a mix involving spaniels ear tits, a gut that would put Jimmy Five Bellies to shame and downright bad service. Still suffering from PTPD (post traumatic punt disorder).

[Blackpool Rock]

A couple spring to mind of notable shitness, both long before I found UKP -

Can't remember the 1st girls name but she was based in Blackburn about 4 or 5 years ago, the building she was living in was multiple occupancy and about to be renovated but thinking back looked more like a fucking squat.
Spoke to her in the morning and thought she sounded a bit weird, giggly, thick, immature but went ahead anyway.
Arrived and text; called etc but no reply; waited and text / called again and again, eventually she answered and said she had been asleep.
She came out to collect me, probably knowing that I wouldn't have gone any further than the front door on my own, no carpet, holes in floorboards etc, got in her room and asked for the loo to be told it was out in the corridor and up the next flight of stairs, should have legged it once I was out of the room but stupidly didn't but would now.
Came back to the room to find her finishing off a can of Special Brew (class), room was even a worse fucking state than my house, stupidly paid her then got a BJ and started with sex but the whole thing was so bad I couldn't maintain a boner so went back for more OWO and CIM finish.
Took me an absolute age to cum then when I did she legged it to the sink, I thought she was gobbing my spunk out but she was actually throwing up.
Hideous experience, wiped my feet on the way out to avoid contaminating my car mats.
She moved on to Bristol not long after then seemed to disappear, I assume the 100+ positive feedbacks she had were from whoever she bought or stole the profile from as in the 3/4 months she was active no more positives were added.

The other girl was a couple of years ago while travelling in the south -
Phoned and arranged for in hours time, I asked if she wanted me to put a booking request through and she said no, should have rung alarm bells.
Quick shower then drove 75 miles to her place, phoned and text etc but no answer, eventually I get a text back saying her friend had popped round and could I give her 10 minutes to get rid of her. Kept getting another text every 10 or 15 minutes and thought I was being scammed / set up but eventually she said she was free.
She looked OK, not sure if it was the girl in the photos as she was a lot thinner and basically said she needed to put weight on.
Into the bedroom and I handed her the money to be told it was £10 more, pointed out what her profile said but she informed me her profile was wrong and she needed to update it - WTF. As I was effectively 3 hours in since arranging the punt and with a 150 mile round trip whether I punted or not I gave her the extra.
Asked her to dress up and do a roleplay as stated on her profile to be told she didn't have any outfits and wasn't really into roleplay.
OK how about some OWO? No I only do oral with, not going well this and the oral with was fucking lacklustre to the point I couldn't feel anything.
Oh well you win some and lose some I thought so may as well have sex and go however as soon as I was inside her she said it was hurting her as I had to stop!
Tried again being really slow and gentle but she wasn't having it and I had to stop as she was getting into what looked like a panic attack.
Eventually we agreed on a hand job that I had to do myself as she couldn't even manage that, I came over her and she fucking moaned about that too.
Should have walked from this one too!

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[Sonny Crockett]

I've had a few bad punts in my time (2 this year). However my worst ever punt occurred in my hometown with a short blonde lady. When she opened the door, never before did I encounter such a disinterested, awkward, messed up lady who was so unflatteringly attired (it looked as though she didn't want to be there). Her place was an absolute tip. Anyway all she did was give me covered oral  in the most unenthusiastic manner, so unenthusiastic that my cock lost its hardness. At the end there was no further action and I left the place.

Another really awful punt (which I also class as the worst ever) happened in Nottingham (the Mecca of crap escorts), where I met another blonde lady. It started off with some reverse oral, where abruptly she just pulled away. Then it was followed by really crap covered oral (even though she advertised OWO). I just wasn't enjoying it. Anyway at the end she turned rude and aggressive towards me, so aggressive that she made me feel worthless.

[SirFrank]

I've had more shit punts than hot dinners but 2 stick out. One drunken punt in studio95 Swansea - the girl in question clearly didn't want to be there and constantly complained I was squashing her in mish. She kept saying support yourself with your elbows! Wtf? My walking around weight is around the same as Carl the cobra Froch - I'd never tire of punching that gobshite in the chops - and I've never squashed a girl during sex ever. Anyhow after several minutes of this shit I got off pulled the condom off, threw it at her and told her to go fuck her face. She went beserk and I just laughed at her then went to see the woman running the show and demanded my money back all the while I had the bunny boiler screaming and crying behind me and complaining that Giant Haystacks was crushing her. Anyhow they gave me my Cash back and that was my last ever parlour fuck in Swansea.

My worst ever though was with a girl in Bristol. I've mentioned her before on here. She's now no longer active on AW (thankfully) and was one of my first ever AW punts where the pictures on the tin bore no resemblance to the tub of lard that opened the door. She claimed to be a lap dancer and had won best girl in 2 clubs. If true, the award was dished out 3 years/stone earlier. Flat was just off whiteladies road and was a shithole. When she walked up the stairs in front of me her arse resembled a sack of fighting ferrets. I should have walked but didn't and even to this day I fucking hate myself for not doing so. The worst of all, however, was her growler - it looked like a fleshy chainsaw wound. I had to whack myself off to get the fuck out of dodge. I hate her but not as much as I hate myself. She also claimed she was retiring soon as she was off to that London to pursue a career in glamour modelling.... In my head I was laughing hysterically thinking yeah right.

She was however my line in the punting sand and I will no longer punt wihout extensive homework and will only consider girls with good UKP reviews. I'm still in therapy thanks to that bitch. Even now when I think of the moose I still get a mouthful of sick

[Spunky34]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=24085.0

It was with the girl discussed in the post above, for an out call to my place one Saturday afternoon.  Without getting too specific:

1) totally indiscreet before arriving, at arrival and while she was at my place
2) old photos, totally unrepresentative of her at the time
3) terrible attitude, as though she could just do as she wanted (which is my fault as well for not doing anything about it) - as an example, when she asked if I do poppers, I said no and she then shoved some right under my nose, which did nothing except give me a terrible headache
4) getting properly drunk - not a bit tipsy and merry, so drunk that I actually gave her some food to try to sober up before she left
5) in the end, being really difficult to get rid of.  I haven't used that taxi company again out of embarrassment

That was a couple of years ago and if one good thing came out of it, I am now much more careful about who I meet, and I have not had a genuinely bad experience since (still a lot of average to OK punts, but no disasters).  Since discovering UKP I realise that meets like that are more common than I thought, the advice on here is invaluable in keeping bad experiences to a minimum.

[Norman8796]

I have never had a bad punt. No matter how much B & S, bad attitude or whatever I think if a girl has the cojones to come in a room and get her kit off. She deserves my money.

[Vivago]

I have never had a bad punt. No matter how much B & S, bad attitude or whatever I think if a girl has the cojones to come in a room and get her kit off. She deserves my money.

That must be one heck of a swinish B & S if, once she has got her kit off, you find she has cojones.

[Turtle Z]

I have never had a bad punt. No matter how much B & S, bad attitude or whatever I think if a girl has the cojones to come in a room and get her kit off. She deserves my money.

I'd love to live in your world. No matter what walks in and takes her kit off you're happy 

[Jamboney]

Mine was about 4 years ago when I was very new to punting and I saw some Romanian skank who was probably 3 stone heavier than the pics suggested with a shit attitude. As soon as I'd cum she was off the bed getting dressed and ushering me out the door before I was even fully clothed!

[RedKettle]

worst punt since being on UKP would either be steff who I reviewed yesterday https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=57910.0.  Great looking girl but wanted me done and out quick - my cock was covered and in her within 2 minutes.

Worst ever would be a real munter who came to my hotel room, should have said no and kicked her out.  Really struggled to finish that one.

[Chuckman]

From a couple of years ago, Stacey. Originally posted on another site:


The Premises

A flat in a new building complex in central Birmingham a couple of minutes away from Broad Street. Parking was plentiful and did not have any problems in leaving my car there. The place itself had seen better times with the carpet looking scruffy and the bedroom furniture perfunctory. Still, I wasn't there to critique the decor.


The Lady

The photos displayed on the site were either not the most recent or had been heavily photoshopped - she was a lot larger than the slim version featured in the pictures and not as youthful as she appeared in them.


The Review

After being shown to the bedroom and undressing she disappeared and returned twice - the second time to sort out the payment. I knew it was a bad idea to pay for the hour but by this time the smaller head was in charge of the thinking so paid for the hour.

After paying she disappeared again and reappeared with a wrap which she then put over a lamp - to give the booking ambiance I suppose. More disappearing, this time coming back with a small packet of white powder. Stacey then put into a bong and smoked. She claims it was 'hashish'. I have my doubts that it was.

Onto the punt. The OWO was without enthusiasm and toothy. There wasn't much sensation and after a couple of minutes of this I moved on to kissing her. This too was without enthusiasm and when I started to caress and kiss her breasts this was a joyous experience as anything else so far.

Performing oral on her was out of the question as she point blank refused so it was on with the condom and time for sex. Yippee. Stacey went on top, complete with manufactured groans. Then doggie to completion and more groans.

This is one of the worst punts I had in years. The drug taking at the beginning is an interesting way to start things off to say the least. The £120 spent is a valuable lesson learned for both me and anyone reading this.

AVOID!!

[smiths]

One of the very worst is the horrific low life Katie Weale, now in admins WG Blacklist. I had the dis-pleasure of seeing her at a few parties, fortunately there were enough other good WGs at the parties so after the first time she was shit I avoided her.

A woman who now cant use her name as she is toxic with a very bad reputation that I have done my best to uphold here and elsewhere since I punted with her in 2008. After she got sacked from the parties for falling asleep on a punters cock she went to work for a brothel who sacked her in 3 days for her horrific attitude. Since then she has been on A/W using various names which me and others have tried to out as we have noticed them, and she has worked at various Agencies. Turned her hand at robbing punters using her pimp as the heavy in recent times. She is human rubbish.

[knightofthegarter]

My worst ever punt happened in my first year punting. She was quite pretty but not stunning. Anyway, it was actually a shit punt that I'm embarrassed to say happened twice. I was quite new to punting and naive. I soon learned after that, that crap service = no return visit from me. Anyway, she tried every trick to make a man come before he is ready and some not so subtle. Anyway, on the first punt, I was lying face down on the bed, my boner hard against my stomach, waiting for a massage. She comes running into the room and leaps onto the bed, landing deliberately, arse first on my lower back. This drove my cock hard and unexpectedly down into the bed with the full force of her weight multiplied by the speed she was running at. This led to a very unsatisfying ejaculation and her refusal to continue with the booking.She said "Ooh I am sorry, I didn't mean to make you cum". Not only was this dishonest, she could have given me a serious back injury. Stupidly, I returned. The second visit wasn't too bad, I managed to survive her unsportsmanlike early cum tactics for a reasonable amount of time. When I came, the remaining time was chatting only. Annoyed, I started getting dressed while she rabbitted on about setting up her own business and that she was retiring as a wg that month. She then offered to give me her personal phone number and be my girlfriend. Doubtless a scam she was trying with every punter at the time. I said to her " Why would I want YOU as my girlfriend ? " The sour look on her face was priceless ! True to what she said she did retire and as far as I'm aware never got her business started either. The lessons I learned, don't return to a wg who gives shit service and is dishonest but also always make sure you can cum as many times as you like before booking.

[MrBridger]

I have never had a bad punt. No matter how much B & S, bad attitude or whatever I think if a girl has the cojones to come in a room and get her kit off. She deserves my money.

Jesus and here was I thinking I was fluffy! It must be nice to live in a world where parting with money = having a good time, no matter who you're with or how badly they behave.

[knightofthegarter]

Oddly when I think back to my punts prior to finding ukp there are still none as bad as this one. Though I did have a strange punt with a plump polish red head in London who never really took her clothes off and was slightly nuts. We did shag a couple of times though so I wouldn't call it a negative. Can't post the link to her as she's long gone.

If you don't mind me asking Bod, was this plump Polish redhead called Lilly and in her early 20s ? Working about 4 or 5 years ago ? If so, I shagged her a couple of times myself. She was a bit kooky and hard to get her to stop talking at times but when she did... sheer bliss and a lovely tight fanny.

[itk]

One that sticks out was right at the beginning when I first started punting. Got to the room which didn't have lighting so she opened the curtains so the street light gave a small amount of light just to see around. Got naked, she then started to and once I saw the state of it I went for just bj. Had about one minute of covered oral, then a crap wank. Pretty sure she fell asleep and I finished myself off. Wiped myself clean with her dish cloth. 
The other one I remember was again, many years ago and was a pick up from the street. My mate who was driving left us to it in the back of his car, and after handing the money over she didn't say another word. Never even looked at me and put zero effort in. Told my mate not to waste his money, and he then went around the streets and found a stunner that night which for several months became a regular punt each week.

[Aramis]

My top 2 are this year.

Bell xxx from Bournmouth. Overweight, nothing like Her pics, smelled of spit from previous punter

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=48194.0

Bailey benson Aldershot. Callous, time wasting, user of her camming clients, stank of alcohol, flat was freezing, told me I wouldn't be able to come twice, laughed during sex. Got up and walked. Avoid.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=52667.0

[The Beano]

Makes me shudder when I remember this one from my early punting days. Put an rb on for an outcall in Sheffield. Got a bid from a girl (with 25+positive aw reviews), who said she would come to the hotel, her boyfriend would come in first and suck me off then he would leave and she would come up dressed as a schoolgirl and wank me off. Now I was not interested in the boyfriend bit, but after a long drive I thought a hj would be nice. Called her and said I would go to hers, but I wanted a cheaper price. She said no, but about 5 mins later got text knocking £10 off. This went on until it was down to £25. I should have known better, but went for it. Got there, knocked the door and a fit, young (but obviously in her 20's) blonde English girl dressed in immaculate school uniform answered. She was very shy and embarrassed, no sign of the boyfriend so went inside. The hj was performed with minimal contact with thumb and index finger. No oil because she had sensitive skin. Could touch tits through her clothes, but every time I went above skirt hem level she winced and pushed me away. It was awful and I felt a proper perve. I had to leave as I felt sorry for her.
Checked aw and she's no longer on there. Was she doing a shy girl act, was her boyfriend coercing her, or was she just useless? Still can't work out what was going on but easily the worst and most weird punt I ever had.
TB

[Stiltskin]

One of my worst was my first two girl punt. Got talked into it by the younger one. The whole experience was horrible. It makes me sick just thinking about it 

The younger one was 30 ish, shaped like a barrel with small pointy empty tits, like the corners of a carrier bag. The older one was 45 maybe, skinny with a gruff voice, rancid breath and hands literally as rough as sandpaper.

The'yd kicked some obese bloke out of bed in the middle of the afternoon so they could use his room (I met him on the stairs) and the bed was still warm from his fat arse. The entire session consisted of the fat one riding me, whilst the skinny one with shit breath french kissed me and painfully exfoliated me with her calloused hands.

They say lust lessens your sence of disgust. Well this was a case in point, as despite all this I still managed to cum.

[bangerben]

One really bad punt comes to mind.

It was a few years ago before l got onto UKP so l didnt leave a review.

This was one of my earliest punts so I did not have the experience to stay away from AW profiles which had unbelievably sexy bodies but with blurred out faces.

I got to the flat which was in a rather classy area, following the directions given. Her friend opened the door and stood behind and l was ushered in to one of the rooms and sat down waiting. The flat looked poorly kept and a bit too bare.

The lady who walked in was buxom like the photos on the AW page, but less shapely. She had worn the dress in the pictures (well similar) but l immediately understood why she blurred the photo. As she walked in smiling she had lots of spots on her bare arms and at least six front teeth missing! Now for a woman who looked like she was in her late 20s l found this shocking. She sat down and introduced herself.

I wasn't having any of that, and quickly thought up an excuse. I asked her to confirm that she was the one in the pictures and she said yes. I was trying hard to remember her "likes" and remembered she did not do anal. So l asked how much anal would cost. She said she didn't do anal, and l apologised for the "mistake" and quickly left. Some months later l found that her profile pictures had been lifted off some porn website. No wonder she blurred her face out!!

[Steptoe]

Undoubtedly the worst was Vanda Sexxxy in Liverpool
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Note, she used to have a different AW ID of External Link/Members Only and I reviewed as https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=38356

Not just a bad - rushed, inadequate, could-not-care-less sort of experience - but visually not attractive despite her seemingly reasonable pics.  Ok CHEAP, I have to agree she is cheap at £60 / 60 min but you would need to be desperate. I was at the time but should have walked.

Step

[Tiger63]

fairly new to punting but already had a couple of bad experiences. 1st one was a 15 quickie BJ advertised for £15...thought to myself " I`ll have some of that".
Got to her flat and she`s fully clothed and puts a towel round her neck so I didnt come over her clothes as she is going out that night
She`s basically wanking me into her mouth and Iam struggling to get hard when I hear a baby crying. I ask her if there are other people in the flat and she nips out the room and I can hear her telling someone to shut the kid up....that was that ...trousers up and away out the door.
The other one was an EE girl who was drunk when I got there...not mortal ..but drunk all the same.....her boyfriend or pimp was in the next room and I didnt feel comfortable so I walked....he was actually ok and asked me to come back some other time...but fuck that

[Why Is My Name Required]

Went to a parlour, picked a nice looking girl out of the group that introduced themselves - brunette, slim, hard body, nice smooth skin.  Unfortunately, she typified the poor attitude of EE girls - didn't want to get naked, covered oral with poor technique and kept using her hand to block my cock during sex, while rolling her eyes and telling me to hurry up.  She ended up wanking me off, the sex was that bad.

[george r]

Nikki at Samanthas parlour in Manchester about 5yrs ago, her pics looked great but just a total let down in  the room service wise , a complete waste of time and money !!

[fredpunter]

It's been said before but is worth repeating .... some of these young women really hate every second of having sex with fat ugly old men. Difficult to understand I know but definitely true. I guess they just view it as a way to make a few bob relatively quickly and they possibly even imagined they would find it easy before they started. They have no intention of doing it long term, could not give a shit whether you enjoy it or ever come back to see them again, and if they can provide such a shit service that your dick shrivels up and you can't manage to fuck them they see that as a positive result.

It puzzles me when some folk say they don't want to see girls who have multiple positive reviews or have been around for a while. It is likely to be these very girls who do see their work as a job, and do want repeat custom, and therefore are much more likely to try and give you a good experience.

[pierrot]

This one
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For the first and only time in my life I lost my erection this despite having swallowed a 50mg viagra tablet an hour before getting there. Possibly the worst blow job Ive ever had in 30 years.
I smell enough cat piss at work without having to smell on my punting adventures which also added to my general disgruntlement.
I eventually managed to get it back up again finish and go.

[threechilliman]

This one
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For the first and only time in my life I lost my erection this despite having swallowed a 50mg viagra tablet an hour before getting there. Possibly the worst blow job Ive ever had in 30 years.
I smell enough cat piss at work without having to smell on my punting adventures which also added to my general disgruntlement.
I eventually managed to get it back up again finish and go.

I recognise her, but she used to have a different name. Just can't think of it. Sure she bid on an rb a year or so ago.

tcm

[mozzola]

I've had a few bad ones pre UKP. Most recently an English girl in Gloucester using a hotel for incalls half hour GFE...(don't think she's working anymore)

She wouldn't undress any further than vest top and knickers and the pictures on her profile were a little out of date (or she had been to mcdonalds for a lot of breakfasts). She didn't allow any fingering or RO, basically tried to blow me when I wasn't quite ready, then as still rising on with the umbrella fella and tried to ride me, excpet with the clamped thighs style so I couldn't manouvre at all.

Got her to stop and made my excuses and got dressed to which she was pretty pissed off at me saying "do I not do it for you".... Cheeky cow.

Put a bit of effort and actually and try to do it would help....

[SirFrank]

Fuck me this makes for depressing reading. It's a bit like an AA meeting - I'm frank and I'm an alcoholic....Going through the list objectively (including my cathartic ditty) the obvious question that springs to mind is how the fuck could anyone go through and/or put up with some of this shit? Does go to show how wood and poontang can affect decision making. It does also highlight the fact that at least some girls really couldn't give a shit. If I've saved just one punter from the same fate as me, my work here is done!

[HughJardon]

My first ever punt..i remember it vividly, it was 1998 and the venue was Studio1 on lower dock street in Newport on reflection a massive shithole but, was a little worse for wear, went up the stairs into an opium den with 1 solituary Ebony lady, not pretty at all, in fact a bigger version of Floella Benjamin..She led me into the room and asked what i wanted " you want a fuck n a suck" this was my first time hearing this and I blushed a little, I paid her my 40 pounds and she went away, I sat in my boxers listening to The Verves the drugs dont work doing press ups on the floor preparing myself. After about 5 mins I heard a door slam, 5 mins layer still no sign of the munter so popped my trousers back on and went to have a snoop, anyway it turned out thst the little slag left me in the shithole all alone, I waited for 5 mins then walked purposly leaving the doors wide open..what an introduction, no mobile phone no adultwork and no UKP
If i get her address Id like Frank to post her sum dog shit (scotch bonnet stuff)

[SirFrank]

Fuck me Hugh, did she also have a big Taffro? late 90s (97-98) at ambassador suite in Cardiff there was a bird there who looked like a chunk off play school. Walked in there with a mate a bit worse for wear and she appeared. My mate burst out laughing and said fuck me it's Chaka Khan! She wasn't happy. Neither of us touched her though. I wonder if it's the same bird?

Plenty of dog shit to go around at the moment. Since he ate chillies he's been drinking like George Best at a free bar and his shit now has the consistency of porridge. Took him for a walk this morning before work and he crimped two greasy shits off and yelped each time. It's obviously burning his ring. Hopefully he's learned an important lesson

[HughJardon]

She had an Afro that would put most garden hedges to shame..
Tho sounds familiar as i too used the trifecta of ambassadors angels and 1st choice. This gals name was Ronny or exotic Ronny !!  but she had that bloodclart thing going on
I suppose these were the Romanians back in the 90s.
I had another ebony in Amsterdam and all she said to me was "shoot man shoot", i get mysef into sum shit sometimes.
You live an learn what doesnt kill you and all...In a way im glad i didnt fuck that walking hair ball, she certainly would have left me a parting gift which begins with S and ends in I..
The dirty fucker !!

[Turtle Z]

My mate burst out laughing and said fuck me it's Chaka Khan! She wasn't happy.

HaHa, just reminded me of a lads night out many years ago. One of the lads thinking he was cool walked in wearing a pair of white cotton Chino's, at which point one of the lads shouted out, 'fuck me, its Sacha Distel. I almost pissed myself laughing.

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Mine was about 10 years ago at a parlour in Ware, not there anymore think it's an estate agents now , anyway paid 90 for the hour.
Not a bad looking wg, bit tall for me, but I was up for it by then so no backing out. Wish I had as the massage was so lacklustre I just knew the sex was going to be the same.
On to ow with consisted of her wanking the base of my cock while her mouth was somewhere near the tip but hardly touching it, never had a blowjob so bad from anyone, even a girlfriend who hated them did better.
On to the sex and she covered me up and I asked her to get on top but she said she was tired so I'll just lie back and you go for it, not ideal but I went for it anyway, then she closed her eyes and lay there not moving or making a sound.
By that point I just wanted to finish off and get out of there as quick as possible, definitely never to return, which I never did
Wasn't to surprised when the place closed down if that was the level of service received by others.

[Itsnotshy]

About 8 yrs ago,was told to get on with it while she examined her nails in a disinterested way!

[MrBridger]

About 8 yrs ago,was told to get on with it while she examined her nails in a disinterested way!

Now that's what I call a proper GFE.

[vw]

One of my worst was my first two girl punt. Got talked into it by the younger one. The whole experience was horrible. It makes me sick just thinking about it 

The younger one was 30 ish, shaped like a barrel with small pointy empty tits, like the corners of a carrier bag. The older one was 45 maybe, skinny with a gruff voice, rancid breath and hands literally as rough as sandpaper.

The'yd kicked some obese bloke out of bed in the middle of the afternoon so they could use his room (I met him on the stairs) and the bed was still warm from his fat arse. The entire session consisted of the fat one riding me, whilst the skinny one with shit breath french kissed me and painfully exfoliated me with her calloused hands.

They say lust lessens your sence of disgust. Well this was a case in point, as despite all this I still managed to cum.

That sounds horrible, hope therapy worked !

[DanDingle]

Mine was with a typical shite EE in a grotty little house just outside Manchester City centre. Sadly long before I discovered the brotherhood of UKP!

She was an EE from AW with 5 positive feedback (no longer on AW), offering everything you could imagine for £100 an hour - i called her up and got 'text me honey' back. It should have rung alarm bells but it was one of my first and i was naive.

It took me about 15mins to find the flat  (one of those 10a types, with the door round corner from where you expect it to be).
I walked in and thought, this is a shit-hole. A cross between a dump and some sort of drug den off The Wire, with a few girls sat round looking lifeless and watching tv.
Mine met me at the door looking drained and rough looking - it's amazing what good lighting and a decent photographer can do on AW pics!
I should have walked straight away but for some reason didn't, we went to her 'room' - one of the rooms off the sitting room, with a bed (no covers or pillows) and a chest of draws in the corner.
We'd sorted out the paperwork (while I'm thinking i should make my excuse and go) and she sat me down on the bed; she stripped off and looked like a smack-rat when naked - too thin to be attractive, stubble around her fanny (wretch) and she looked knackered. It was at that point i decided i was probably going to catch something if i stuck my cock in her.

So i let her stick a hat on and wank me off, she didn't even offer oral, which i was so thankful for! I managed to blow my load after a few mins, i cleaned myself up and made my excuses - one of the times a language barrier has worked in my favour.
I felt fucking horrible on the way home - properly dirty and wanting a shower.

Never again 

[DanDingle]

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For the first and only time in my life I lost my erection this despite having swallowed a 50mg viagra tablet an hour before getting there. Possibly the worst blow job Ive ever had in 30 years.
I smell enough cat piss at work without having to smell on my punting adventures which also added to my general disgruntlement.
I eventually managed to get it back up again finish and go.

Fuck me, she's been on my HL for ages, i got as far as discussing things we could do in the session too,  her comms were pretty good too.

Chalk that one down as a near miss!
 

[tazz]

I once read a review on %%% of a prossie in central london who gave a guy porn-mags  and asked him to toss himself off, once he was hard he could fuck her. She didnt do any foreplay, kissing etc. Poor guy gave her a 0 rating and was totally ripped off.

[mikeyboy1984]

My worst ever punt was in the bay massage with a girl named Jessica. Really poor service with very little interaction, gave up after about 5 minutes of lifeless fucking. Ended up finishing myself by wanking on the table while she looked at me with distaste. I never went back again

[Two tone]

I've been fairly lucky since using AW that I managed to have my fair share of good punts but the one that stands out for me was last year, before I discovered this site.

 She was a 22 year old bbw in London, can't remember her working name, who I contacted on a whim & wished I hadn't. Comms by email were so & so, which should have given me some warning, but the replies were friendly enough & we agreed on a time & date. In a nutshell she was using a room in a male friends house, which I was a bit uncomfortable about, she was just like her photos & very friendly. After the shower & a bit of a chat things went down hill very quickly as she avoided kissing & didn't make any moves to initiate sex. I decided to do some RO on her which she agreed to & I did that for 10-15mis, which I enjoyed & she made all the right noises before coming up & asking for a BJ. She then started talking about her family & other shit & that was that, no intention of providing any sexual services on me whatsoever & even had the cheek when I got up to leave to say she would give me a discount next visit as we had run out of time!

This was the only time in my whole punting life that I have never received any sexual services whatsoever & to be honest she should have paid me for providing RO.

Her profile didn't last long & has gone completely.

For me, this experience & then joining here, has proved to be a very quick education & I'm now more assertive & check services offered before handing over the cash.

[ukguysix]

Mine was seeing 'Alexandra Divine' in St Albans last summer. She was nice friendly but very skinny and under the influence of something. She was remarkably different from her photos. I felt bad as I was giving her money for a bad habit of some kind. Her profile disappeared. Hopefully she's sorted herself

This was closely followed by 'Samantha British'. A complete bait and switch, her photos were very very misleading and her attitude stunk. It was my third punt so I wasn't confidant enough to walk. Her profiles gone too.

[Gipsy danger]

This was way back, before the internet really took off say about 2004ish. Think it was a private ad in a sex mag. Stunning Indian princess, into all sorts, yada, yada, etc,etc with a couple of pictures of this Sunny Leone like woman. Well I rang the number in the advert, the girl answered, "yes I'm the beautiful princess..cum see me, you'll have a good time I'll take good care of you"
I arrive at the flat, if you could call it a flat, just some rough looking apartment between the jewellery quarter and Handsworth in Brum.
The magic door opened and .. what the F😱😱😱. This wasn't Bate n Switch, no this was daylight robbery. The lady was Indian but that were it ends, she had to be the fugliest woman ever, short, fat, hairy with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
I was a complete rookie at the time and since she was polite I thought...fxxx it. Any how as I'm laying on the massage table naked, she enters the room with a drink and then takes her clothes off.....Nasty. I visibly recoil as she reveals a stomach savaged by stretch marks and tits that are so flat and saggy, they wouldn't look out of place on a episode of National Geographic...
There was no way I could shag this, hell, she'd have to pay me, and even then I couldn't do it, I told her to wank me off but even the old fella wasn't having any of it...in the end she gave half the 💶 back, I got the hell out of there