A couple spring to mind of notable shitness, both long before I found UKP -
Can't remember the 1st girls name but she was based in Blackburn about 4 or 5 years ago, the building she was living in was multiple occupancy and about to be renovated but thinking back looked more like a fucking squat.
Spoke to her in the morning and thought she sounded a bit weird, giggly, thick, immature but went ahead anyway.
Arrived and text; called etc but no reply; waited and text / called again and again, eventually she answered and said she had been asleep.
She came out to collect me, probably knowing that I wouldn't have gone any further than the front door on my own, no carpet, holes in floorboards etc, got in her room and asked for the loo to be told it was out in the corridor and up the next flight of stairs, should have legged it once I was out of the room but stupidly didn't but would now.
Came back to the room to find her finishing off a can of Special Brew (class), room was even a worse fucking state than my house, stupidly paid her then got a BJ and started with sex but the whole thing was so bad I couldn't maintain a boner so went back for more OWO and CIM finish.
Took me an absolute age to cum then when I did she legged it to the sink, I thought she was gobbing my spunk out but she was actually throwing up.
Hideous experience, wiped my feet on the way out to avoid contaminating my car mats.
She moved on to Bristol not long after then seemed to disappear, I assume the 100+ positive feedbacks she had were from whoever she bought or stole the profile from as in the 3/4 months she was active no more positives were added.
The other girl was a couple of years ago while travelling in the south -
Phoned and arranged for in hours time, I asked if she wanted me to put a booking request through and she said no, should have rung alarm bells.
Quick shower then drove 75 miles to her place, phoned and text etc but no answer, eventually I get a text back saying her friend had popped round and could I give her 10 minutes to get rid of her. Kept getting another text every 10 or 15 minutes and thought I was being scammed / set up but eventually she said she was free.
She looked OK, not sure if it was the girl in the photos as she was a lot thinner and basically said she needed to put weight on.
Into the bedroom and I handed her the money to be told it was £10 more, pointed out what her profile said but she informed me her profile was wrong and she needed to update it - WTF. As I was effectively 3 hours in since arranging the punt and with a 150 mile round trip whether I punted or not I gave her the extra.
Asked her to dress up and do a roleplay as stated on her profile to be told she didn't have any outfits and wasn't really into roleplay.
OK how about some OWO? No I only do oral with, not going well this and the oral with was fucking lacklustre to the point I couldn't feel anything.
Oh well you win some and lose some I thought so may as well have sex and go however as soon as I was inside her she said it was hurting her as I had to stop!
Tried again being really slow and gentle but she wasn't having it and I had to stop as she was getting into what looked like a panic attack.
Eventually we agreed on a hand job that I had to do myself as she couldn't even manage that, I came over her and she fucking moaned about that too.
Should have walked from this one too!https://www.adultwork.com/1170543