Spent the day at Legoland or as it`s now called by me Fucking Legoland (FL) so for those of you that have been to said FL you can understand why I needed a massage and a happy ending because FL is neither relaxing or does it leave you feeling happy, so on the way back home I found the number for this place, on the face of it for those who have not been before £60 for a 4 handed massage with a happy ending sounds good, but as Judge Judy always says if it looks to good to be true, it usually is! now the place itself is not to bad, the two girls are not to bad either, we have all seen worse, my problem is the service they provide, they were both friendly enough and the massage was just about ok but my god they never stopped talking, in Thai and in English, maybe it was because I had a Thai girlfriend or maybe because I had been to FL all day but it sent me up the wall, totally fucking mind numbingly boring stupid conversation and with about 20 minutes left on the clock I was asked to turn over (thank fuck for that) and they both started their routine of the so called happy ending, these two have obviously done this a million times and the way they do it in the same boring way in which they do the massage left me feeling less than happy, it was like they were doing the washing up and having a chat while they did it, all in all an average punt in an average place, it sounds good value, it isn't, not sensual at all, not amazing and don't leave feeling happy you just leave with a headache, I wont be going back FL or to Sensual Thai again, I hope you don't waste your hard earned either, first post here so sorry if it`s not done very well, good luck to everyone and happy punting